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Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: culture, discrimination, endurance, funny, gender, humorous, women,

Hoppy Times

If women could stand up to pee
Oh how happy we all would be!
In half the time
She'd spend her dime
And then leave the seat up for me!

Champion retort:

Let's hope her aim
Is not as lame
As most men's seem to be!

Michelle Faulkner Date: 9/27/2018 6:35:00 PM

Poem Details | by Marycile Beer |
Categories: funny, happiness, imagination, easter, easter,

Hoppy Easter

Your Easter Bunny was very sweet
He took good care of our friends how Neat!
Maybe he was inspired by your songs
Hopefully we'll all get to sing along
Until then dear Friend, we're pulling for you
And hope your music are hits too
Until then Peter Cotton Tail
If your publisher works for me
I'll buy you a Moped to help save your feet.

Hoppy Easter from me to you
And Steve Kern, that goes for you too
You're IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!