Funny Poems About Hops or Hops Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Hops poems and/or funny poems about Hops. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Hops funny poems!

Written by Rizwana Bhurani
Categories: fun, giggle, humor,

Green Hops

Green Hops. Green grasshopper on the shamrock, Lands on lumpy lady fatty's frock, Rollicking on Patrick's day, Whole night she had planned to stay, Stumbled badly in a squeaky shock. Hubzy fumbled laughter in the hall, Mini hopper dared to take a brawl, Down lay fatso red in rage, Hubby pretends not to gaze, Bravo to the nymph,she got nature's call. Contest:Anything green. Sponsor:SKAT A. 4 April 2016

Written by Bill Lindsay
Categories: humor,

Too Many Hops

. I bet there are some kangaroos out there that get drunk & wake up with some ridiculous stuff inside their pouches the following day .