Humorous and funny Hops poems and/or funny poems about Hops. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Hops funny poems!
Written by
Rizwana Bhurani
Categories:
fun, giggle, humor,
Green Hops
Green Hops.
Green grasshopper on the shamrock,
Lands on lumpy lady fatty's frock,
Rollicking on Patrick's day,
Whole night she had planned to stay,
Stumbled badly in a squeaky shock.
Hubzy fumbled laughter in the hall,
Mini hopper dared to take a brawl,
Down lay fatso red in rage,
Hubby pretends not to gaze,
Bravo to the nymph,she got nature's call.
Contest:Anything green.
Sponsor:SKAT A.
4 April 2016
Written by
Bill Lindsay
Categories:
humor,
Too Many Hops
.
I
bet
there are
some kangaroos
out there that get drunk
& wake up with some ridiculous
stuff inside their pouches
the following
day
.