Humorous and funny Horn poems and/or funny poems about Horn. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Horn funny poems!
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
adventure, animals, education, fantasy, funny, imagination, inspirational, life, music, nature, passion, seasons, song-uplifting, visionary
Johnny Come Blow Your Horn
pillar of trumpets
are no match in a garden
for the hummingbird
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
humorous,
Another Gin and Tonic Horn Limerick
Another Gin and Tonic Horn Limerick
Must I drink another gin and tonic
To tolerate Trump who is moronic
Jumping from hole to hole like a rabbit
Constantly complaining when cannot have it
Grows on you like a plague that is bubonic.
Jim Horn
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
humorous,
Really Good Rap Song Horn Haiku
Really Good Rap Song Horn Haiku
There are scores and scores
Of stores that have gone away
Too much have to pay.
When small star twinkles
Will we see all the wrinkles
As each one mingles.
Can you mingle late
Because you did have to wait
And anticipate.
Might mingle later
And prefer percolator
Coffee creator.
When things will percale
We should stand in a circle
Pray for miracle.
This won't want to miss
Really good rap song it is
Can be hers or his.
James Hilarious Thesarious Horn
Bolivia, NC
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
humorous,
A Lovely Lobotomy Horn Limerick
A Lovely Lobotomy
Did you know there is a dichotomy,
Of people who prefer a phlebotomy;
Are not really sure of point of view,
How they should separate the few,
Who would like a lovely lobotomy.
Jim Horn
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy, humorous,
Horn Hiaku Triplet of Downton Abbey
Horn Hiaku Triplet of Downton Abbey
Between you and me
Her knockers could hardly see
What a way to be.
She seemed to extreme
With no features that redeem
Part of a bad dream.
Bra was twenty-two
And more pounds lost quite a few
Which was end of you.
She set rapid pace
Did disappear into space
We could not replace
Were delirious
After many more queries
Had stopped whole series.
Wife sure was crabby
Now no more Downton Abbey
Stopped being happy.
I was even starting to like it.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Written by
R. Erin Lenth
Categories:
fantasy, funny, husband
Terrible Ten Horn
A creature with one horn,
Is quite fierce enough.
But a creature with ten?
That’s incredible stuff!
The rhinoceros, true,
Is a force to behold.
But the Terrible Ten Horn,
Is terror untold.
Pull back the curtain,
A coin for a show.
A peek at the beast,
And what do ya know?
He sits on a couch,
Eating chips from a can?
He drives a Ford Ranger?
He’s the average man.
by R.(obert) Erin Lenth
Written for Nikko Palmario's "Anagrammatically Speaking" Contest
©2011, R. Erin Lenth
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Fourth Place Contest Win: "Anagrammatically Speaking" sponsored by Nikko Palmario
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
humorous,
Will Take Aim Horn Haiku
Will Take Aim Horn Haiku
When we will take aim,
You always receive the blame;
Much more of the same.
Are one of the few,
Who I surely will love you,
And always so true.
Poems may be putrid,
But each one of them I did;
Wish someone had hid.
Next time be better;
Think she was an Irish Setter;
Go on floor let her.
Ho Ho Jim Horn
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
humorous,
Retinoblastoma Horn Limerick
Retinoblastoma Horn Limerica
All full of Horn Hysteria
Was a wild woman named Aroma
Not having slightest needing a diploma
What she did seemed to be stupid
Take an arrow possessed by Cupid
Hit daughter's eye causing a retinoblastoma.
Ho Ho
Jim Horn
Anyone can enter it in any contest they want to.
I have a great idea. Have Poetry Soup invent a
program that automatically screens each poem
and enters it into appropriate contest or actually
creates a test that it should be entered in.
He He Horn
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
humorous,
Crash and Cash In Horn Haiku
Crash and Cash In Horn Haiku
Front page saw a splash
Stock market started to crash
In on we did cash.
Bernie saw Wall Street
His drums he started to beat
Big PAC we should meet.
When Burnie had spoke
Said without them we are broke
And that is no joke.
Hillary had won
When we heard Bill say hi hon
Great job she had done.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy, humorous,
Trump Maintains His Sobriety Horn Limerick
Trump Maintains His Sobriety
Trump is well-known for his notoriety
Telling lies and fibs quite a variety
Much stupidity does amass
Poorly relates while passing gas
Yet still maintains his sobriety.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
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Should start a Limerick Tree and put it
on other side of entry hall coming into
the library.
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
humorous,
Mentally Deranged Horn Haiku
Mentally Deranged
Mentally Deranged;
He and whole world are estranged
Also disengaged.
Sound like some politician you might know?
Jim Horn
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
angst, humorous,
Christmas Carol Horn Haiku
Christmas Carol
Sure was terrible
And had been unbearable
Lost Christmas Carol.
Jim Horn
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
humorous,
Bare To the Bone Horn Limerick
Bare to the Bone
Called her jump throws Joan
Who finally after fully grown
Pretty picture she would need
With what we saw all agreed
Her body was bare to the bone
Ho Ho Jim Horn again.
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
humorous,
Horn Guess Who Game
Horn Guess Who Game
To earn all our praise
What people will do these days
Does truly amaze.
They drive you insane
All about women complain
Born without a brain.
Up his own should shove
Party wants to be life of;
We have had enough.
So who should we blame?
Here is my Horn guess game
Play to find his name.
Do I have any volunteers
to render me some assistance
so I can construct this game
and find much fortune and fame?
James Thomas Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
humorous,
Cabinet That He Appoints Horn Limerick
Everyone Educate Horn Limerick
Trump is not keen on making points;
Himself always awards and also anoints;
Nothing ever does he clearly explain;
Drives us insane when he does complain;
Can you imagine cabinet he appoints.
Can't wait to see them on Saturday Night Live;
Will laugh so much and hope we can survive.
Jim Horn
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
happiness, humorous,
She Means Everything Horn Limerick
She Means Everything Horn Limerick
To me, everything she surely means;
Beauty queen you see in a movie scene;
She is of sound body and so energetic;
Husband is paltry as well as pathetic;
Is friends with many health food fiends.
See how many chuckles this gets out
of my wife.
Jim Horn
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
humorous,
Thesarious Nefarious Horn Haiku
Thesarious Nefarious Horn Haiku
A super doper (5)
Profound Poetry Trooper (7)
Without a blooper. (5)
Jim Horn
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
hilarious,
Another Horn Super Horrible Haiku
Another Horn Super Horrible Haiku
BEST thing there can be
Is me and my poetry
And you should agree.
You all were smitten
By my poems badly written
While here and sitting.
Bad poems had to meet
Were all sour and not sweet
None should I repeat.
The whole earth they shook
So a scheme up tried to cook
Why not write a book.
Finished it today
Was disliked in everyway
Messed up minds away.
(Instead of Minds were blown away.)
Now for grand finale'.
Each line will agree
Free for you to read and see;
Am in poverty.
Jim Horn
Supposed to be classified as hilarious.
Written by
Subimal Sinha-Roy
Categories:
christmas, funny,
Viking's Horn
There was once a Santa Claus, a Viking
Reindeer driving his sleigh were all sickling
His ride went helter-skelter
Two broke their love-locked antler
Why he donned these as horns he’d no inkling.
December 15, 2018.
Syllable count : 10,10,7,7,10
(Checked on howmanysyllables.com)
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
humorous,
You Should Through Trump Out Horn Haiku
You Should Through Trump Out
When you are in doubt,
You Should Always Through Trump Out;
Start to twist and shout.
Has he really been a road hog
Or a Republican Demagogue
Who drains up likes to clog
Gets lost in fog or much smog
We should run over like a bump in a log.
Jim Horn
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Written by
James Horn
Categories:
humorous,
Obama On Llama Horn Limerick
Obama on Llama Horn Limerick
Kitty did like to do drama
Favorite President is Obama
So handsome and very gallant
For specking has natural talent
Likes riding a llama me llama.
Jim Horn
Me LLama is Spanish of course.
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
humorous,
Trump Laughing Stock Horn Haiku
Trump Laughing Stock Horn Haiku
We stopped at Wall Street
Sold all our Trump's laughing stock
He made of himself.
This is what China has been
saying lately.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
humorous,
Both Pair of Glasses Horn Limerick
Both Pair of Glasses Horn Limerick
Someone to me a message they sent,
Which seemed to sound pretty urgent;
After they had made several passes
Still can't find either pair of glasses,
So wish you would give him a hint.
I should have added mind to glasses.
Also kind of had Dr. Quigley in mind.
Jim Horn
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
humorous,
Poetry Writing Contest Horn Haiku
Poetry Writing Contest Horn Haiku
After reading through all of the contest
here is what I have decided in Horn Haiku
format.
Way to write a poem
Is any way you want to
And I always do.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy, humorous,
Hillary and Hair Horn Haiku
Hillary and Hair Horn Haiku
With you secret I should share
Hillary and messed up hair
More she must take care.
Looks like she just got
out of the shower lately.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Oh, and my Dad CPO Arthur Frederick Horn,
AOC was killed while serving on the
USS Intrepid.
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