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Poem Details | by
Katherine Stella |
Categories:
adventure, animals, education, fantasy, funny, imagination, inspirational, life, music, nature, passion, seasons, song-uplifting, visionary
pillar of trumpets
are no match in a garden
for the hummingbird
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
humorous,
Another Gin and Tonic Horn Limerick
Must I drink another gin and tonic
To tolerate Trump who is moronic
Jumping from hole to hole like a rabbit
Constantly complaining when cannot have it
Grows on you like a plague that is bubonic.
Jim Horn
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
humorous,
Really Good Rap Song Horn Haiku
There are scores and scores
Of stores that have gone away
Too much have to pay.
When small star twinkles
Will we see all the wrinkles
As each one mingles.
Can you mingle late
Because you did have to wait
And anticipate.
Might mingle later
And prefer percolator
Coffee creator.
When things will percale
We should stand in a circle
Pray for miracle.
This won't want to miss
Really good rap song it is
Can be hers or his.
James Hilarious Thesarious Horn
Bolivia, NC
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
humorous,
A Lovely Lobotomy
Did you know there is a dichotomy,
Of people who prefer a phlebotomy;
Are not really sure of point of view,
How they should separate the few,
Who would like a lovely lobotomy.
Jim Horn
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
allegory, analogy, humorous,
Horn Hiaku Triplet of Downton Abbey
Between you and me
Her knockers could hardly see
What a way to be.
She seemed to extreme
With no features that redeem
Part of a bad dream.
Bra was twenty-two
And more pounds lost quite a few
Which was end of you.
She set rapid pace
Did disappear into space
We could not replace
Were delirious
After many more queries
Had stopped whole series.
Wife sure was crabby
Now no more Downton Abbey
Stopped being happy.
I was even starting to like it.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Poem Details | by
R. Erin Lenth |
Categories:
fantasy, funny, husband
A creature with one horn,
Is quite fierce enough.
But a creature with ten?
That’s incredible stuff!
The rhinoceros, true,
Is a force to behold.
But the Terrible Ten Horn,
Is terror untold.
Pull back the curtain,
A coin for a show.
A peek at the beast,
And what do ya know?
He sits on a couch,
Eating chips from a can?
He drives a Ford Ranger?
He’s the average man.
by R.(obert) Erin Lenth
Written for Nikko Palmario's "Anagrammatically Speaking" Contest
©2011, R. Erin Lenth
**********
Fourth Place Contest Win: "Anagrammatically Speaking" sponsored by Nikko Palmario
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
humorous,
Will Take Aim Horn Haiku
When we will take aim,
You always receive the blame;
Much more of the same.
Are one of the few,
Who I surely will love you,
And always so true.
Poems may be putrid,
But each one of them I did;
Wish someone had hid.
Next time be better;
Think she was an Irish Setter;
Go on floor let her.
Ho Ho Jim Horn
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
humorous,
Retinoblastoma Horn Limerica
All full of Horn Hysteria
Was a wild woman named Aroma
Not having slightest needing a diploma
What she did seemed to be stupid
Take an arrow possessed by Cupid
Hit daughter's eye causing a retinoblastoma.
Ho Ho
Jim Horn
Anyone can enter it in any contest they want to.
I have a great idea. Have Poetry Soup invent a
program that automatically screens each poem
and enters it into appropriate contest or actually
creates a test that it should be entered in.
He He Horn
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
humorous,
Crash and Cash In Horn Haiku
Front page saw a splash
Stock market started to crash
In on we did cash.
Bernie saw Wall Street
His drums he started to beat
Big PAC we should meet.
When Burnie had spoke
Said without them we are broke
And that is no joke.
Hillary had won
When we heard Bill say hi hon
Great job she had done.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
humorous,
Mentally Deranged
Mentally Deranged;
He and whole world are estranged
Also disengaged.
Sound like some politician you might know?
Jim Horn
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
humorous,
Bare to the Bone
Called her jump throws Joan
Who finally after fully grown
Pretty picture she would need
With what we saw all agreed
Her body was bare to the bone
Ho Ho Jim Horn again.
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
allegory, analogy, humorous,
Trump Maintains His Sobriety
Trump is well-known for his notoriety
Telling lies and fibs quite a variety
Much stupidity does amass
Poorly relates while passing gas
Yet still maintains his sobriety.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
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Should start a Limerick Tree and put it
on other side of entry hall coming into
the library.
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
humorous,
Horn Guess Who Game
To earn all our praise
What people will do these days
Does truly amaze.
They drive you insane
All about women complain
Born without a brain.
Up his own should shove
Party wants to be life of;
We have had enough.
So who should we blame?
Here is my Horn guess game
Play to find his name.
Do I have any volunteers
to render me some assistance
so I can construct this game
and find much fortune and fame?
James Thomas Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
happiness, humorous,
She Means Everything Horn Limerick
To me, everything she surely means;
Beauty queen you see in a movie scene;
She is of sound body and so energetic;
Husband is paltry as well as pathetic;
Is friends with many health food fiends.
See how many chuckles this gets out
of my wife.
Jim Horn
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
hilarious,
Another Horn Super Horrible Haiku
BEST thing there can be
Is me and my poetry
And you should agree.
You all were smitten
By my poems badly written
While here and sitting.
Bad poems had to meet
Were all sour and not sweet
None should I repeat.
The whole earth they shook
So a scheme up tried to cook
Why not write a book.
Finished it today
Was disliked in everyway
Messed up minds away.
(Instead of Minds were blown away.)
Now for grand finale'.
Each line will agree
Free for you to read and see;
Am in poverty.
Jim Horn
Supposed to be classified as hilarious.
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
humorous,
Everyone Educate Horn Limerick
Trump is not keen on making points;
Himself always awards and also anoints;
Nothing ever does he clearly explain;
Drives us insane when he does complain;
Can you imagine cabinet he appoints.
Can't wait to see them on Saturday Night Live;
Will laugh so much and hope we can survive.
Jim Horn
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
angst, humorous,
Christmas Carol
Sure was terrible
And had been unbearable
Lost Christmas Carol.
Jim Horn
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
humorous,
Poetry Writing Contest Horn Haiku
After reading through all of the contest
here is what I have decided in Horn Haiku
format.
Way to write a poem
Is any way you want to
And I always do.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
humorous,
Thesarious Nefarious Horn Haiku
A super doper (5)
Profound Poetry Trooper (7)
Without a blooper. (5)
Jim Horn
Poem Details | by
Subimal Sinha-Roy |
Categories:
christmas, funny,
There was once a Santa Claus, a Viking
Reindeer driving his sleigh were all sickling
His ride went helter-skelter
Two broke their love-locked antler
Why he donned these as horns he’d no inkling.
December 15, 2018.
Syllable count : 10,10,7,7,10
(Checked on howmanysyllables.com)
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
humorous,
You Should Through Trump Out
When you are in doubt,
You Should Always Through Trump Out;
Start to twist and shout.
Has he really been a road hog
Or a Republican Demagogue
Who drains up likes to clog
Gets lost in fog or much smog
We should run over like a bump in a log.
Jim Horn
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Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
humorous,
Both Pair of Glasses Horn Limerick
Someone to me a message they sent,
Which seemed to sound pretty urgent;
After they had made several passes
Still can't find either pair of glasses,
So wish you would give him a hint.
I should have added mind to glasses.
Also kind of had Dr. Quigley in mind.
Jim Horn
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
humorous,
Beaux Coux Hiaku by Horn
Honest President
Honoring what we have meant
How about a hint.
To the issue sticks
A clock has many ticks
Must have missed my kicks.
To be candidate
Must be much to contemplate
And can hardly wait.
Guesses come in groups
And around go hula hoops
Chickens come in coops.
A real resurgence
Will they understand urgence
Things are growing tense.
Hard to stand their site
Saw candidate's ear tonight
So took a big bite.
Seems to describe whole
campaign so far to me.
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
humorous,
Obama on Llama Horn Limerick
Kitty did like to do drama
Favorite President is Obama
So handsome and very gallant
For specking has natural talent
Likes riding a llama me llama.
Jim Horn
Me LLama is Spanish of course.
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
humorous,
Running Its Course Horn Limerick
Instead of nature running its course
They found themselves in state of remorse
Ended up eating a terrible dinner
Cooked by sinner who is a beginner
Who never would reveal true source.
Jim Horn