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Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: humorous,

Another Gin and Tonic Horn Limerick

Another Gin and Tonic Horn Limerick

Must I drink another gin and tonic
To tolerate Trump who is moronic
Jumping from hole to hole like a rabbit
Constantly complaining when cannot have it
Grows on you like a plague that is bubonic.

Jim Horn



Poem Details | by Katherine Stella |
Categories: adventure, animals, education, fantasy, funny, imagination, inspirational, life, music, nature, passion, seasons, song-uplifting, visionary

Johnny Come Blow Your Horn

pillar of trumpets
are no match in a garden
for the hummingbird

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: humorous,

Really Good Rap Song Horn Haiku

Really Good Rap Song Horn Haiku

There are scores and scores
Of stores that have gone away
Too much have to pay.

When small star twinkles
Will we see all the wrinkles
As each one mingles.

Can you mingle late
Because you did have to wait
And anticipate.

Might mingle later
And prefer percolator
Coffee creator.

When things will percale
We should stand in a circle
Pray for miracle.

This won't want to miss
Really good rap song it is
Can be hers or his.

James Hilarious Thesarious Horn
Bolivia, NC


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy, humorous,

Horn Hiaku Triplet of Downton Abbey

Horn Hiaku Triplet of Downton Abbey

Between you and me
Her knockers could hardly see
What a way to be.

She seemed to extreme
With no features that redeem
Part of a bad dream.

Bra was twenty-two
And more pounds lost quite a few
Which was end of you.

She set rapid pace
Did disappear into space
We could not replace

Were delirious
After many more queries
Had stopped whole series.

Wife sure was crabby
Now no more Downton Abbey
Stopped being happy.

I was even starting to like it.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: humorous,

A Lovely Lobotomy Horn Limerick

A Lovely Lobotomy

Did you know there is a dichotomy,
Of people who prefer a phlebotomy;
Are not really sure of point of view,
How they should separate the few,
Who would like a lovely lobotomy.

Jim Horn

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: humorous,

Will Take Aim Horn Haiku

Will Take Aim Horn Haiku

When we will take aim,
You always receive the blame;
Much more of the same.

Are one of the few,
Who I surely will love you,
And always so true.

Poems may be putrid,
But each one of them I did;
Wish someone had hid.

Next time be better;
Think she was an Irish Setter;
Go on floor let her.

Ho Ho Jim Horn



Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: humorous,

Retinoblastoma Horn Limerick

Retinoblastoma Horn Limerica
All full of Horn Hysteria

Was a wild woman named Aroma
Not having slightest needing a diploma
What she did seemed to be stupid
Take an arrow possessed by Cupid
Hit daughter's eye causing a retinoblastoma.

Ho Ho

Jim Horn

Anyone can enter it in any contest they want to.
I have a great idea. Have Poetry Soup invent a
program that automatically screens each poem
and enters it into appropriate contest or actually
creates a test that it should be entered in.

He He Horn

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: humorous,

Bare to the Bone Horn Limerick

Bare to the Bone

Called her jump throws Joan
Who finally after fully grown
Pretty picture she would need
With what we saw all agreed
Her body was bare to the bone

Ho Ho Jim Horn again.

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: humorous,

Mentally Deranged Horn Haiku

Mentally Deranged

Mentally Deranged;
He and whole world are estranged
Also disengaged.

Sound like some politician you might know?

Jim Horn

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: humorous,

Horn Guess Who Game

Horn Guess Who Game

To earn all our praise
What people will do these days
Does truly amaze.

They drive you insane
All about women complain
Born without a brain.

Up his own should shove
Party wants to be life of;
We have had enough.

So who should we blame?
Here is my Horn guess game
Play to find his name.

Do I have any volunteers
to render me some assistance
so I can construct this game
and find much fortune and fame?

James Thomas Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: humorous,

Poetry Writing Contest Horn Haiku

Poetry Writing Contest Horn Haiku

After reading through all of the contest
here is what I have decided in Horn Haiku
format.

Way to write a poem
Is any way you want to
And I always do.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: humorous,

Crash and Cash In Horn Haiku

Crash and Cash In Horn Haiku

Front page saw a splash
Stock market started to crash
In on we did cash.

Bernie saw Wall Street
His drums he started to beat
Big PAC we should meet.

When Burnie had spoke
Said without them we are broke
And that is no joke.

Hillary had won
When we heard Bill say hi hon
Great job she had done.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy, humorous,

Trump Maintains His Sobriety Horn Limerick

Trump Maintains His Sobriety

Trump is well-known for his notoriety
Telling lies and fibs quite a variety
Much stupidity does amass
Poorly relates while passing gas
Yet still maintains his sobriety.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet

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Should start a Limerick Tree and put it
on other side of entry hall coming into
the library.

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: hilarious,

Another Horn Super Horrible Haiku

Another Horn Super Horrible Haiku

BEST thing there can be
Is me and my poetry
And you should agree.

You all were smitten
By my poems badly written
While here and sitting.

Bad poems had to meet
Were all sour and not sweet
None should I repeat.

The whole earth they shook
So a scheme up tried to cook
Why not write a book.

Finished it today 
Was disliked in everyway
Messed up minds away.
(Instead of Minds were blown away.)

Now for grand finale'.

Each line will agree
Free for you to read and see;
Am in poverty.

Jim Horn

Supposed to be classified as hilarious.

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: humorous,

Thesarious Nefarious Horn Haiku

Thesarious Nefarious Horn Haiku

A super doper (5)
Profound Poetry Trooper (7)
Without a blooper. (5)

Jim Horn

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: happiness, humorous,

She Means Everything Horn Limerick

She Means Everything Horn Limerick

To me, everything she surely means;
Beauty queen you see in a movie scene;
She is of sound body and so energetic;
Husband is paltry as well as pathetic;
Is friends with many health food fiends.

See how many chuckles this gets out
of my wife.

Jim Horn

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: humorous,

Cabinet That He Appoints Horn Limerick

Everyone Educate Horn Limerick

Trump is not keen on making points;
Himself always awards and also anoints;
Nothing ever does he clearly explain;
Drives us insane when he does complain;
Can you imagine cabinet he appoints.

Can't wait to see them on Saturday Night Live;
Will laugh so much and hope we can survive.

Jim Horn

Poem Details | by R. Erin Lenth |
Categories: fantasy, funny, husband

Terrible Ten Horn

A creature with one horn,
Is quite fierce enough.
But a creature with ten?
That’s incredible stuff!

The rhinoceros, true,
Is a force to behold.
But the Terrible Ten Horn,
Is terror untold.

Pull back the curtain,
A coin for a show.
A peek at the beast,
And what do ya know?

He sits on a couch,
Eating chips from a can?
He drives a Ford Ranger?
He’s the average man.


by R.(obert) Erin Lenth
Written for Nikko Palmario's "Anagrammatically Speaking" Contest


©2011, R. Erin Lenth



**********
Fourth Place Contest Win: "Anagrammatically Speaking" sponsored by Nikko Palmario

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: humorous,

Both Pair of Glasses Horn Limerick

Both Pair of Glasses Horn Limerick

Someone to me a message they sent,
Which seemed to sound pretty urgent;
After they had made several passes
Still can't find either pair of glasses,
So wish you would give him a hint.

I should have added mind to glasses.
Also kind of had Dr. Quigley in mind.

Jim Horn

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: angst, humorous,

Christmas Carol Horn Haiku

Christmas Carol

Sure was terrible
And had been unbearable
Lost Christmas Carol.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: humorous,

While We Had Been There Horn Haiku

While We Had Been There Horn Haiku

While we had been there
Were always handled with care
Vote for you did dare.

When I went out to 
Vote for Hillary with you
Our dream will come true.

Hay hay hay let's go
Why didn't I tell you so
On you she will grow.

Jim Horn

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: humorous,

Poem Pick of the Crop Horn Limerick

Poem Pick of the Crop Horn Limerick

Hope you surely will like my limerick
And it never won't ever make you sick
From first time they had been sighted
Readers were amused and also delighted
Of crop, poems were definitely the pick.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: humorous,

Everyone Educate Horn Limerick

Everyone Educate Horn Limerick

Each poem which I wrote was great;
Sent to Poetry Soup can hardly wait;
Limericks ended up lost in open space;
To find them everyone around did race;
Hope one day they have a positive fate.

Jim Horn

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: humorous,

You Should Through Trump Out Horn Haiku

You Should Through Trump Out

When you are in doubt,
You Should Always Through Trump Out;
Start to twist and shout.

Has he really been a road hog
Or a Republican Demagogue
Who drains up likes to clog
Gets lost in fog or much smog
We should run over like a bump in a log.

Jim Horn

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Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: humorous,

Obama on Llama Horn Limerick

Obama on Llama Horn Limerick

Kitty did like to do drama
Favorite President is Obama
So handsome and very gallant
For specking has natural talent
Likes riding a llama me llama. 

Jim Horn

Me LLama is Spanish of course.