Humorous and funny Horner poems and/or funny poems about Horner. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Horner funny poems!
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous,
Little Jack Horner
There's a lady that lives at the corner
She reminds me of little Jack Horner
She sticks in her thumb
Right away starts to hum
Suddenly the room gets a lot warmer
© Jack Ellison 2013
Written by
Daniel Beus
Categories:
food, funny, growing up, health, nursery rhyme,
Mister Jack Horner
Mister Jack Horner’s
Shop on the corner –
His specials were cakes and pies.
While inspector was looking,
He thumbed in the cooking –
Now his shop is a Starbuck’s franchise.
Written on May 14, 2023 for the “Mother Goose Grows Up Poetry Contest”
(Growing up “Little Jack Horner”)
Written by
Michael Degenhardt
Categories:
funny, imagination
The Truth About Fairytales – Little Jack Horner
First off, Jacks last name was not Horner
Though, with a pie, he sat in a corner
His real name was Horny
Now this may sound a bit corny
But there’s a reason that he was a loner
In fact, Jack wasn’t so little they did say
That’s why in the corner he’d play and play
He was always alone
With a pie of his own
And he’d chase all his stress then away