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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

Little Jack Horner

There's a lady that lives at the corner She reminds me of little Jack Horner She sticks in her thumb Right away starts to hum Suddenly the room gets a lot warmer © Jack Ellison 2013

Poem Details | by Daniel Beus |
Categories: food, funny, growing up, health, nursery rhyme,

Mister Jack Horner

Mister Jack Horner’s 
Shop on the corner –
His specials were cakes and pies.
While inspector was looking,
He thumbed in the cooking –
Now his shop is a Starbuck’s franchise.

Written on May 14, 2023 for the “Mother Goose Grows Up Poetry Contest”
(Growing up “Little Jack Horner”)


Poem Details | by Michael Degenhardt |
Categories: funny, imagination

The Truth About Fairytales – Little Jack Horner

First off, Jacks last name was not Horner
Though, with a pie, he sat in a corner
His real name was Horny
Now this may sound a bit corny
But there’s a reason that he was a loner

In fact, Jack wasn’t so little they did say
That’s why in the corner he’d play and play
He was always alone
With a pie of his own
And he’d chase all his stress then away