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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

Little Jack Horner



There's a lady that lives at the corner She reminds me of little Jack Horner She sticks in her thumb Right away starts to hum Suddenly the room gets a lot warmer © Jack Ellison 2013


Poem Details | by Michael Degenhardt |
Categories: funny, imagination

The Truth about Fairytales – Little Jack Horner

First off, Jacks last name was not Horner
Though, with a pie, he sat in a corner
His real name was Horny
Now this may sound a bit corny
But there’s a reason that he was a loner

In fact, Jack wasn’t so little they did say
That’s why in the corner he’d play and play
He was always alone
With a pie of his own
And he’d chase all his stress then away