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Poem Details | by Harry Horsman |
Categories: funny, pain,

Literally a Sonnet About a Hornet

Oh buzz off you crazy crazy hornet
Trying to land here upon my buttock,
Here I am eating my crispy cornet
Lazing naked in my garden hammock.

Tried to coax it with my berry ice cream
But alas it seems unprepared or blind,
Dancing upon an invisible beam
Homing in on me with a one track mind.

Could it be I’ve enhanced the essence air
With a gross wind to further relieve me,
Or is this a mock symphony of flair
Of a Britain’s got talent “Bumble Bee?”

His “The classical flight” winning first prize
In pain my swelling one hell of a size!

© Harry J Horsman 2015

Poem Details | by Arlene Smith |
Categories: anger, funny, silly,

Mad As a Hornet

He spits his oatmeal all over the place;
holds his breath, now he's got a blue face.
He wants cookies and not just one.
He throws a fit, if he gets none.

He fell out of his chair and bumped his head.
That made him mad, now his cheeks are all red.
He pees his pants if he doesn't get his way.
He's cranky 'cause he's not had a nap today.

He wants another bottle so I tried to hide it.
He toddles around to try and find it.
He got it, now he's sucked it dry.
He can't get enough of that good old rye.

He's mad as a hornet with his stinger out.
Another day in the life of Grandpa Stout!..

Poem Details | by Jack Clark |
Categories: fun, humor, humorous,

The Green Hornet

The costume of the Green Hornet
Had no red thereon to adorn it
- He cried; he whined
- Oh! How he pined
‘Cause Superman’s the one who had worn it.

Poem Details | by Jessica Amanda Salmonson |
Categories: animal, death, horror, humor, insect, nature, silly,

The Hornet

Did you ever let a hornet
drink some water from your eye
Did you worry it would sting you
You'd go blind and then you'd die.