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Poem Details | by Robert Long Mellott |
Categories: funny, holiday, seasons, travel, new year,

Kangaroos Look Funny In Horns and Underoos

Kangaroos look funny in horns and underoos

Nothing like the holidays down under…
So many sweets to taste and plunder…
Mistletoe hung over head…
Sweet dreams in our slumbering bed…

The jolly man shimmying down
The hot family hearths
Not making a sound making his rounds
Asbestos underwear protecting his parts

The sweaty old boy in red
Cursing the heat of points this far south
While blimey citizens are snug in bed
Explicatives flowing from his mouth

Merry Christmas to all those down under
And happy New Year a day bloody sooner
Having no snow is a god awful blunder
The whole island should be sat in a corner!

Rlm ‘10

Poem Details | by Subimal Sinha-Roy |
Categories: christmas, humorous,

Santa's Horns

There was once a sane Santa, a Viking 
Reindeer driving his sleigh were all sickling 
His ride went helter-skelter 
Two broke their love-locked antler 
Why he donned those as horns he’d no inkling.

December 8, 2020

Poem Details | by Shane Solomon |
Categories: funny, people, social,

Halo For Horns...Careful!

Careful! my halo for horns are showing
And watch how they disengage
Through lies and Action! drama
Thespians take your place 
By the thorns attached with roses
Smell my loyalty...I think my soul is rotting
Oops! careful my halo for horns are showing
It be best not to come on church ground
Unless that 15th collection plate has came around
Then I can get a new pair of fake breast
To match those false prophet alligator shoes,Ooops!
Careful my dear, my halo for horns are showing
Back in they go ready to mock and instigate the voices inside your head

Poem Details | by Subimal Sinha-Roy |
Categories: drink, funny,

Santa's Broken Horns

There was a gallant Santa, a Viking 
Reindeer driving his sleigh started limping
They got stuck in stack of snow 
How his horns broke he didn’t know 
He dozed off after a bout of drinking.


December 18, 2022
Syllable count : 10/10/7/7/10 (HMS)
Contest : A Funny Santa Limerick
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