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Horn Horrendous Haiku
What are you doing
up so early or early
What are you doing.
Depending on how
You have been looking at it
And from which angle.
Could have been from straight
On maybe topsy turvy
Also all screwed up.
No matter how you
Look or else may try to see
Have a Horn Haiku
An exceptionally nice day;
Don't tell any fibs.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
King of Haiku and Explicit Poet
And you even can call complicit.
Og Makes a Horrendous Mistake
By Elton Camp
When grunts and growls turned into speech
Men, only to other males, the way would teach
All the women would just silently obey
Because not a single word could they say
So all was peaceful for a long while
Women would simply nod and smile
Their mates never tried to dominate
Such a world the men did highly rate
Then Og made a far-reaching goof
Of his folly we still have the proof
To his mate, speech instruction gave
He became forever reviled as a knave