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Robert L. Hinshaw
Here's an ode to Hagar the Horrible!
His raids on castles is deplorable,
And yet despite constant strife,
With his long-suffering wife,
How can she suppose him adorable?
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved
funny, humor, humorous, pain,
Many people defend my ex-wife but they don't know her.
On our wedding night, she shot me with a flamethrower.
Before she used the flamethrower, she doused me with gas.
I have third degree burns all over, she really fried my ***.
Six months later, she wanted me to see the Jaguar that she bought.
But it was not a car, it wasn't what I thought.
That large cat tore me open, it really hurt as I got bit and clawed.
When I was standing in a puddle, my ex zapped me with a cattle prod.
After all of that, I'm lucky that I didn't lose my life.
It's those reasons why the ***** became my ex-wife.
(This is a fictional poem)
dark, gothic, humorous,
Cousin Eustace makes such a horrible sight
When he walks down the second-floor halls every night.
“He’s been up there for years,”
Said Aunt Agatha in tears,
“And it's such a bother when guests die from the fright.”
Another Horn Super Horrible Haiku
BEST thing there can be
Is me and my poetry
And you should agree.
You all were smitten
By my poems badly written
While here and sitting.
Bad poems had to meet
Were all sour and not sweet
None should I repeat.
The whole earth they shook
So a scheme up tried to cook
Why not write a book.
Finished it today
Was disliked in everyway
Messed up minds away.
(Instead of Minds were blown away.)
Now for grand finale'.
Each line will agree
Free for you to read and see;
Am in poverty.
Supposed to be classified as hilarious.
Who is this man in the small red shorts and very dark hair?
Strutting through a garbage heep garage without a care?
It was like looking at a store and most certainly not green,
The ecological damage of over purchasing could be seen.
He was grooving through this mess in short shorts of red,
No shirt on looking like he just got out of his own bed,
The face was blurred and they thought no one could "see".
But I know the truth of who it was, it was told to me!
**someone needs to cut back on purchases,
he was something else to look at..
Gads. This is the most recent comment and I haven't even written one
yet. Guess I will just leave it up to your imagination regardless of the
situation or possible consternation or constipation. Merry Christmas.
Ho, ho and another ho and away we go either fast or slow or to and fro like a flying crow. So now you know I told you so. This actually happened in LinkedIn. I was trying to call up the most recent comment and all I ended up with was a blank screen having a blank space for me to put my comments in. Strange. Jim Horn