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Poem Details | by Peter Lewis Holmes |
Categories: humorous, memory, youth,

Horribleness

All the teachers were basically horrible,
each could be placed on sliding scale of 
horribleness….thus;
1.	(the worst) Complete ****
2.	Largely a ****.. with a degree of reserve
3.	****
4.	Headmaster’s toady prone to outbursts
5.	Pathetic but lacking conscience
6.	Searching for a personality
7.	Lost…smiles occasionally
8.	Dominated by all other teachers (easy to mimic)
9.	A mess 
10.	Ineffectual (but sharp dresser, and most likely to become future Headmaster).

Only we, the pupils were perfect and yet to enter the land of shopping, mortgages, menstruation and Mondays.

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