Funny Poems About Horrific or Horrific Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Horrific poems and/or funny poems about Horrific. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Horrific funny poems!

Written by Tom Hitt
Categories: fun, funny, humor, language, poetry, satire, word play,

This Horrific Poem

First of all, forget the rhyming - it's not gonna happen.
Or - if it does, by happenstance, be mildly surprised.
No loft or glory here be found - AR!
Now, like a pirate I do sound.
Dammit!
I promised you no rhymes.

A hazard spun from occupation;
a rhyme, a rhythm: (entertainin'?)
Well, maybe not, but rest assured, no fear.
'Tis not an epic, nay! The end is here.

Hooray!

~TH~  http://wrongwaywriteway.com

Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: bird, dog, fish, horror, humor, night, sound,

Horrific Sounds of the Night

    Hark, hark, thus the lark
      Bark, bark, from in the dark

    No dreaded sounds of killer sharks
      ~ After all, it’s Central Park