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Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: animals, funny, imaginationcar, car, horse,

Three Hundred and Fifty Horses

There was a man who had a horse
Means of friendship and transportation of course
Everywhere the man did go horse was there for show
This horse began old to grow

To the used car lot the man did go
Selecting a car with many horses you know
Not knowing it was a lemon he bought
Now on the car he constantly sought

Parts to replace what would not go and
On one side the man would stand
Peering into the broken car with plan
On a stump on the other side

The horse would stand trying to guide
His friend on where the problem did lie
Also he was studying the working parts
Trying to figure out how all those horses fit inside

Poem Details | by Connie Pachecho |
Categories: funny love, horse, humor,

From St Patrick's Pent Horses To Out Horse

From St. Patrick's pent horses to out horse

She rode St. Patrick's day wild horses
Through leprechauns and lucky Joe's of course
She rode her horses well
Every horse loved her swell
In came a pony changing the concourse

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Poem Details | by Connie Pachecho |
Categories: allusion, humorous,

Jack's Horses Blossom

Jack's Horses Blossom

jack carried his new beau onto the bed
and his horses galloped to break bread
pasture noises a hoarse
rhyming oats on course
all introductions inside, jack rose ahead

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Poem Details | by Harold Miller |
Categories: funny, passion,

For the Horses Sake

We could never get a divorce;
we couldn’t decide who gets which horse.
It’s hard enough to lose your spouse,
split the furniture and sell the house.
If I lost my little gelding or mare,
it’d be an agony I could not bear.
Because of the enormity of the loss,
I would surely hit the sauce.
So we will avoid a divorce mistake
and stay together, for the horses’ sake.

Poem Details | by Tirzah Conway |
Categories: animals, funny

Horses (Footle)

So tall

Don't fall

(FOOTLE- For Brian Strand's Contest)

Poem Details | by James Edward Lee Sr. |
Categories: analogy, appreciation, character, funny, horse,

The Galloping Gabby Horses With Windy Voices-

If horses Had voices They would yell Hee Haw! But that's the cowboys atop their backs Releasing them from their corrals-stalls Galloping away As they sway Yippee ki-yay Horses do have voices See all they do is winnie~
6/9/21 Written by James Edward Lee Sr © 2021