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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

A Horsey Type Grin



Have you ever seen a horsey grin They've got humongous amounts of teeth Their dentist bill must be atrocious It's almost beyond belief Whenever they get a toothache They feel it right down to their hoofs You can hear their screams over in China They just about hit the roof Really feel sorry for these equine types They're usually such amiable sorts They never complain if you're 300 pounds They're such amazing good sports Named him “Toothy”, this friend of mine Tell him, “Brush those dentures real good!” The cost of a plate of false teeth for horsies Is astronomical in all likelihood © Jack Ellison 2013