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Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: horse, humorous, sensual, sexy,


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Poem Details | by Panagiota Romios |
Categories: fantasy, horse, humor,


A starry night, a dark, Kentucky barn.
Who would expect any harm?

The chocolate mare her handsome, manly stallion.
Who knew that night, what would befall them?

That fateful night, he actually asked her for a divorce?
With her hooves, she jumped on his head, of course!

Her stallion passed with such a bloodied fury.
In court, flashed her long eyelids,then came,a not guilty?

After his funeral,a sensuous Philly she met.
As handsome as any queen mare,a Philly could get!

I can hear them in the old barn now,
Wow, sounds like a horsey event, holy cow!


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: horse, humor,

Horsing Around

A filly by the name of "Woe"
Never once won Win, Place, nor Show
The day she was bought
She was hot to trot
But went nuts from shouts of "Go! Whoa!"