Funny Poems About Hose or Hose Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Hose poems and/or funny poems about Hose. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Hose funny poems!

Written by T Wignesan
Categories: humorous,

Limerick: Once Steppes Chief Mongol In a Loose Hose

Limerick: Once Steppes Chief Mongol in a loose hose

Once Steppes Chief Mongol in a loose hose
Tried to jump Great Wall with horse and Rose
Horse kicked hole in hose goal
Chief bored hole in the Wall
Guess who licked Rose red-in-the-nose?

© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013

MERRY XMAS to ALL Soupers !

Written by Pat Adams
Categories: emotions, feelings, humor, perspective, teen,

Those Hose

There was a girl in seventh grade
Who let the top show on her hose
I was just fascinated to see
I didn't even know I liked those!

About that time was when I heard
"Is that right Pat?", from my teacher
I tore away my gaze to see
I had become, the main feature!

Out of the corner of my eye
"Legs" moved, a new bearing to assume
Great! Why now when...."PAT IS THAT RIGHT?",
Boomed loudly across the big room!

All eyes on me I had to think quick
It felt like my face was on fire
"Yes?", I said, being with quick wit
Could my mouth, be any drier?

Amazingly, he just moved on
From "legs" I got a cold hard stare
It was a very long hour
Before I could get out of there!