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Poem Details | by
Sara Etgen-Baker |
Categories:
humorous,
Tie-in-the-back butt-baring hospital gowns are humiliating. According to patients, wearing a belted loin cloth would be far less embarrassing. Some say the hospital gown strips self-respect from patients who humbly come to the hospital for help. Surely, fashion designers could create a hospital gown with dignity and compassion in mind.
Poem Details | by
Randy Johnson |
Categories:
funny, humor, humorous, november,
I have a sad story that requires music that's played by a fiddle.
I've been wounded and I'm spending Black Friday at the hospital.
Gamestop announced that they were knocking 80 percent off of Playstation 4s.
Less than one hour later, paramedics wheeled me through the hospital doors.
I tried to grab a PS4 from a woman, I thought because she was a woman, she wouldn't put up a fight.
But she stabbed, clawed, poked and she even decided to bite.
I really wanted that Playstation 4 because of how little it cost.
But when that woman was through, a lot of my blood was lost.
I'm at the hospital on Black Friday and it's a real shame.
Why did I want that PS4, I don't even like video games.
Poem Details | by
Paula Goldsmith |
Categories:
humor, sick, sleep, travel, uplifting, vacation, world,
"The world has many great places to vacation,
a hospital is not one of them." By Poet
There are times when we go to the hospital
by car or by ambulance.
One gets hurt or becomes sick,
then off we go.
We may need rest,
but they keep us up all night.
We may even need a repair or two,
like Frankenstein.
A hospital is not a fun place,
even the sick will agree to that.
Next time you need a vacation,
take out a map.
Poem Details | by
Tom Bell |
Categories:
caregiving, childhood, confusion, funny, health,
Last night I had a face to face confrontation with my floor. I redecorated it in
crimson red. A poorly thought out medicinal cocktail, mixed with a bit too much
wine, helped me demonstratre Issaac Newton's theory of gravity. As well as
adding further evidential proof to the theory of entropy. Now blue and purple have
always been my favoite colors, so I was pleased to see my now "tie-dyed" torso.
I had a number of pleasantries in strore for the staff- like my usual red "TRAUMA"
stickers on my forehead. And, of course, I always sign in as Randell P. McMurphy
I find a hospital setting a good place to have some fun, well, at least if I'm not
dying. Sleep well, my friends.
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, humorous,
Hospitalized.
Like a caged animal
I hear the nurses laughing again
What is so dagnabbed funny at 2:18 in the morning?
Diabolical laughter echoes through the hallway.
Slapping its body into my room loudly and proudly
A nurse will be in here to take vitals in a minute.
I cannot believe they have to wake me up for this.
Hello. Let’s take our blood pressure.
Hi! Let’s go to the potty.
My name is Lola. I will be your night nurse.
Who the bellsl cares?
I sit and fume
But no one comes.
Maybe I have had my quota of being bothered today?
I fall into a tiny sleep.
2:22 the clock says.
Some idiot wakes me up at 2:35.
Hi! My name is Dotty.
You can say that again.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
hilarious,
Hospital gowns are so damn attractive
Parading down Main Street here where I live
Gathering a crowd
Screaming out loud
Well, it's a lot better than bare naked skin
Poem Details | by
Chanele Therockstar Lovelace |
Categories:
funny,
I am sitting in this hospital bed,
pushing this medication button - that
I think is broken, and I am wearing this paper
sheet connected with a string in the back.
Hospitals aren't very warm, nor do they get HBO
or high-speed Internet.
I want to be in the real world,
drinking my Starbucks,
talking on my cell phone & looking up stocks
with my PDA
I want to grab a slice of pizza, get in my car,
eat while I'm stuck on the Freeway.
Most of all I want my clothes back!
Poem Details | by
Tahira Parveen |
Categories:
children, cute, giggle, happiness, hilarious, insect,
Little Bee in Hospital
Terrible news.
Nurse says I’m not getting any the better.
The doctor doesn’t know why.
Says need to watch what I eat,
“clinically obese” patients need to diet.
I’m stuck in hospital.
While People bring me all these gifts of food.
Thank you for the cupcake, crisps and coke.
Sure, to get better really quickly
Poem Details | by
Louise Nelson |
Categories:
funny, health,
lying in that bed
I'm very concerned about what's wrong
patiently waiting for the doctor
wondering what's taking so long
the nurse comes around like clockwork
to take my vitals, she pokes and prods
despite my annoyance she says,
"I'm just simply doing my job"
they said they called a specialist
who's suppose to be the best
when all I desire is to go to sleep
and try to get some rest
but lo and behold every hour
the nurse returns to prod and poke
the hospital a place of rest
now ain't that a joke
Poem Details | by
Panagiota Romios |
Categories:
birth, humorous,
A Hospital Hoot!
Twas a freezing winter that year!
Drove in a fright that dark, starless night.
Car sliding all over slick, Chicago ice.
Was having labor pains, please hurry!
Stood at intake desk, big as a house.
Question they asked, oh,why this winner?
"Why are you here?"
Panagiota: "To deliver!"
It only got worse,as, no kidding,
The dunce really asked: "Deliver what?
I gave that witless wench, an answer most
fitting,
" Why, a boatload of bananas, what else"
Panagiota Romios
4//20/2019