Humorous and funny Host poems and/or funny poems about Host. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Host funny poems!
Written by
Robert Gorelick
Categories:
humor,
A Fine Host
I'm a fine host whose good heart is spacious
But some thoughts I let in are pugnacious
They're snotty and rude
Playing golf with my mood
It's a curse being giving and gracious
11/23/22
Written by
Sara Kendrick
Categories:
angst, funny, life, nature
Different Kind of Host
Different Kind Of Host/English
There is a spider on the Cosmos
He is a different kind of host
If you love sweet rich nectar
Soon you will be in his throat
Chinea'l E'agsu'la O'sta/ Irish Gaelic
In' spider ar an Cosmos
Ta' se' ina chinea'l e'agsu'la o'sta
Ma' ta' tu' gra' neachtar milis
Is gearr go mbeidh tu' in mo scornaigh
(If this is not correct, I used a
translater from English to Gaelic.)
Written by
Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Categories:
humor,
Dry Host - Repost - I Think I'M Funny
Dead pan
Bread man
Written by
Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Categories:
humor,
Dry Host
Dead pan
Bread man
6,28,2018
This had me L(ing)MAO for days.
Written by
Robert Gorelick
Categories:
cat, giggle, halloween, humor, scary,
Kitty Ghost Host
Kitty Ghost Host
My cat Champ's a gracious host this Halloween night
Filling each bag with three Snickers and a Kit-Kat bite
But is reality blurring?
Champ floats by me purring
He's a translucent ghost-host, such a frightful sight!
Written by
Martin Howard Samuel
Categories:
age, how i feel, humorous, old, silly, word play,
Heavenly Host
Fading away as the days
dwindle down to a dismal few
I'm still grinning
what more can I do
my head's spinning
eyes dimming hair thinning
but if the devil's in the details
he drives a hard bargain
and if heaven's like a five-star hotel
with 'Welcome' on the mat
remember when beginning
your final innings
there'll be no winning
when you're up at bat