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Poem Details | by Robert Gorelick |
Categories: humor,

A Fine Host

I'm a fine host whose good heart is spacious
But some thoughts I let in are pugnacious
They're snotty and rude
Playing golf with my mood
It's a curse being giving and gracious

11/23/22

Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: angst, funny, life, nature

Different Kind of Host

Different Kind Of Host/English

There is a spider on the Cosmos
He is a different kind of host
If you love sweet rich nectar
Soon you will be in his throat


Chinea'l E'agsu'la O'sta/ Irish Gaelic

In' spider ar an Cosmos
Ta' se' ina chinea'l e'agsu'la o'sta
Ma' ta' tu' gra' neachtar milis
Is gearr go mbeidh tu' in mo scornaigh

(If this is not correct, I used a
translater from English to Gaelic.)


Poem Details | by Maureen Mcgreavy |
Categories: humor,

Dry Host - Repost - I Think I'M Funny

Dead pan
   Bread man

Poem Details | by Maureen Mcgreavy |
Categories: humor,

Dry Host

Dead pan
Bread man



6,28,2018

This had me L(ing)MAO for days.