Humorous and funny Hot poems and/or funny poems about Hot. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Hot funny poems!
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
absence, confusion, feelings, humorous, word play,
The Hot Brazilian
She said, "It was fun yesterday and hot!"
"I made love with a Brazilian all day!"
Her friend said, "Shut up, I hope you did not!"
"How many is a Brazilian anyway?"
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous,
Feeling Hot Hot Hot
He wanted it hot with lots of spice
Not sugary sweet and tasting nice
Oh big boy you're a looker
We had sex on the cooker
I’m so pleased I took your advice
Jan Allison
17th September 2014
Written by
Sidney Hall Mad Poet
Categories:
funny
Hot Jalapenos
Eating jalapenos, boy did I sing
Mouth was on fire so was my ring
Burnt going in one way
And out the in the same day
Which end do I cool first in the gushing water spring
Written by
Sara Kendrick
Categories:
funny
He Was Smoking Hot
Well he was smoking
The stream that came
From his mouth
Looked like the exhaust
From a fast moving
Trailways diesel bus
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, lust,
Hot Love
You may be getting on in years
but several times a day I reach out to caress you
of course, I know all the right buttons to press
to get you going
As the temperature rises
you start to get so steamy
When you reach boiling point
I hear you whistle,
Gee, I can’t wait to get my hands on you
I rush over to grab you
Oh man, you are so darn hot
as I lift you up
hot fluid comes gushing out
Even after all these years
you’re still the one to quench my desires -
how I love my old kettle!
Metaphor of Love Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Bobby May
11/12/19
Written by
Patricia Mitchell
Categories:
funny,
Hot Tea
Hot Tea
Must be the aroma
The smell of my tea
Peach, Berry or Green
No caffeine for me
I drink to unwind
To sit and release
To calm myself down
To set my mind free
Someday to snuggle
My big cup and me
To savor the day
To sit under a tree
To read a good book
To write a love poem
A sip from my cup
Hot tea is the bomb
Patricia Mitchell-Nunn
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
humor,
Hot Off the Press
Trump was playing with Betty Boop
When suddenly he had to poop
- Coronavirus scare -
No toilet paper there!
But FOX News picked up an hot scoop!
Written by
Drjim Martin
Categories:
humorous,
Hot Rod
Hot Rod
Dr. James E. Martin
©January, 2014
His hot rod was way too fast.
His lot was quickly cast.
He felt the need
For continual speed,
No gas station was ever passed.
Written by
Wilma Neels
Categories:
funny
'hot Water Bottle'
hot water bottle
just a temporary cure
until his return
29/05/2011... 22:00
*wishful thinking on my part*
lol
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
children, funny,
Hot Foot Beach Shuffle
Georgy ran as Georgy can
Across the hot white shifting sand,
His hot foot shuffle
Caused such a kerfuffle,
Kicking sand up as he ran.
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
children, funny,
Hot Dessert
Cyril the short-sighted cook,
Misread the recipe book,
It said add custard
But he instead added mustard,
The hot dessert made everyone crook.
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
funny
With a Doctor That Hot
(Double Limerick)
60’s ladies had Dr. Kildare
who they fantasized giving them care.
With a doctor that hot
who would mind getting caught
all alone minus her underwear?
Well, no more can we think in that way
since the guy who played Kildare, one day
got it into his head
to crush dreams when he said,
“All this time I have really been gay.”
For Carolyn Devonshire's Quick Contest:
"Doctor Phobia!"
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
earth, earth day, funny, humor,
The Next Red Hot Real Estate Market
Earth's death seems to be in our stars
End comes from the greed planet's scars
But the rich have reach
And will visit the beach
Near estates they've purchased on Mars
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
age, body, for her, humorous,
She's Feeling Hot Hot Hot
Sue’s bedclothes are soaking wet
She lies in a pool of hot sweat
Now what could be the cause …
Is it the menopause?
Her body won’t let her forget!
Sue's face gets bright red and flushed
She pretends it’s because she’s rushed
Her body is changing
She knows she is ageing -
But this subject mustn’t be discussed!
Written for a friend who is having these symptoms - Sue is not her real name!
5th October 2016
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
children, funny,
Hot Dog
My dog sometimes has the desire
To lay too close to the fire,
To the warm hearth he succumbs
His favorite spot when winter comes.
One night when tranquility prevailed
An exploding spark got on his tail,
He yelped so loud my canine friend,
I had a hot dog with one burnt end.
Written by
Simon Hamill
Categories:
food, fun, funny,
Gonna B Hot
Billowing bellows
Blatantly belching
Blowing cold air
Blazing the fire.
Bloated to bursting
Building the heat,
Burning the charcoal
Browning the meat.
Burgers are ready
Bangers are hot,
Bread buns are toasted
Brown sauce in the pot.
12/7/2020
Eve roper
Alliteration contest
Written by
Poet. Undertaker
Categories:
humor,
Hot,The Thief
Once there was a philosopher called hot, the thief
authored his philosophy titled “bible of the thieves”
"brand a gentleman thief,
all thieves are good"
Bloody this code is really hot!great thief.
Written by
Kristen Bruni
Categories:
funny, me,
My Hot Therapist
At times a hair-raising event.
As I yell at my dryer and vent.
A machine to make me hot
Takes the brunt today's stress brought.
Just do your job and make me content.
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
food, humorous, passion,
She Likes It Hot and Spicy - Bawdy Limerick
These chillies are so spicy and hot
And they could change your sex life a lot
Cos if you’re in the mood
Grab this hot spicy food
It may work...why not give it a shot
If your brewer’s droop is just brewing
But your lady fancies some screwing
Try some natural Viagra
She’ll be willing to bag ya
Soon you’ll both be billing and cooing
09 07 17
Written by
Kim Merryman
Categories:
funny, happiness,
Hot Cocoa
Hot cocoa is my beverage of choice.
To it's deliciousness I must give voice.
On a cold winter's night
There's no greater delight.
It makes my taste buds stand up and rejoice!
Written by Kim Merryman 10/22/2011
For Francine Roberts "Pick a Beverage, any beverage" contest.
Written by
Matt Caliri
Categories:
funny, love,
Hot-To-Trot
I find summer in your hair,
Your eyes emerald oceans
More vast than I could ever grasp.
And here I am handing you something to stir with
As I rumble with your every word.
You are silly, let's get that out of the way.
And yet you reign magnificent,
Like a queen from the clouds,
At-chance choosing me as yours.
The music of your voice,
The song in your face.
I am thrown into compliant adoration
To the wonders of your heart.
And I'm not being gushy, I'm being sincere.
You're it, baby.
You're hot-to-trot.
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
funny,
Secret Service Agents In Hot Pursuit
Some Secret Service Agents indiscreet
Savored the charms of ladies of the street
They angered Obama
Now they must face momma
This is when they will really feel the heat
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Written by
John Lawless
Categories:
funny, innocence,
Hot Air - For Contest
HOT AIR/senryu
hot air darkly still
heavy stench of guilt hanging
all eyes fixed on me
John G. Lawless
7/15/2015
for- Senryu of Being Misjudged Poetry Contest
sponsor – Marvin Celestial
Written by
Jeanine Dejesus
Categories:
funny, seasons, thank you, uplifting, visionary,
Hot Cocoa
The wind chills the earth
and i am chilled to the bone
in the winter sun
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
children, funny,
Hot Dogs
I like a little yellow
Mixed in with my red,
I like my sauce and mustard
Squeezed on to my bread,
I like my bread in a roll
With a franfurt sticking out,
I really love my hot dogs
They're cuisine to rave about.