Humorous and funny I Love You poems and/or funny poems about I Love You. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious I Love You funny poems!
Written by
John Henry Galas
Categories:
beauty, body, cute love, for her, funny, i love you
You Are Beautiful
I don't care if you are inaccurate.
I don't care if you're a tomboy.
I don't care if you're an oval or a circle.
I don't care where you come from or what you were.
I don't even care if you have a coconut cream pie-in-the-face.
You are good.
You are perfect.
You are a princess.
And I will always love you.
Like you should love yourself.
Written by
Sandra L. Weiss
Categories:
fun, humorous, love, truth,
Saying I Love You
Someone tells you they love you for just being yourself.
They will spend their life proving to you that it is true.
A few years into the relationship, they want you to be someone else.
Did they not know who they were proving their love to?
Saying the words I love you may be a game, just for fun.
They are only words used by some to get their way.
After a while, they lose interest, and they are done.
It was a game that you were never taught to play.
Be mindful, make sure the I love you is meant for you.
Remember, if they start trying to change you...run!
If there is suspicion of someone else, it is probably true.
I hope you'll know when you've had enough fun.
Written by
Tahira Parveen
Categories:
friendship, god, home, humorous, i love you, love
Bless This House
May God bless this house
Where all abide
Love and care for one another
Tolerate and accept each other
Share and share alike
Lift each other's burdens
Help each other with household chores
Smile when we see each other
And care for our animals
Lastly volunteer to put the bins out!
Written by
David Aaron
Categories:
humor, i love you, metaphor, nostalgia, pain, paris
Twenty Five
Paris gave us much
from romance to this plaster
white Eiffel Tower
Written by
Milan Georges Burovac
Categories:
addiction, adventure, america, desire, funny love, i love you
Paris Forever
choose this sun
you will have the body
I will be your skin
your city elsewhere
Paris I tell to him
here with me
Paris forever
us - bread and wine
us - street and air
Paris our love
Written by
Thabiso Xulu
Categories:
2nd grade, humorous, i love you, student, sweet, teacher
Teachers
Who taught the world to read?
Not for money but a good deed
Taught us how to spell
And picked us when we fell
Taught us how to count
Told us the world was round
Standing in front of creatures
All with different features
Preaching in sense of teaching
Helping reach dreams that need reaching
Doctors and lawyers
Even taught the rock stars
If the world were fair
Would have seen talent so rare
I love my teacher
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, husband, i love you, mother son, wisdom, boxing day
My Parting Gifts
The time has come for me to say goodbye forever
I am not brilliant at expressing my emotions
But in the words of ‘Sealion Dion’ ….
‘I will always love you’
If you check in the filing cabinet
You will find my portfolio of shares
I have kept the Woolworth's certificate it may be valuable
They may resurface one day ….
That’s the wonder of Woolies!
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Written by
Clifford Villalon
Categories:
funny, sad, words, writing,
I Love You For Being You
Ideas conveyed in trails of semantics
Or moving over horse and bars in gymnastics
Tumbling, rolling, scribbling phonetics
Reeling, shrilling, scorching like ballistics
Quibbling over ideas and reams of whims
Rattling odd stories of soul's whines and trims
Yours is the power over lines and grims
Absolution or redemption atop one's dreamed
old gym hymns
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, i love you, money, romance, satire, valentines day
Valentine's Day Cynic
Love
I see it piled sky high on the supermarket shelves
Perfect pink packaging containing calorific chocolates and cute cuddly toys,
seductive scents or sexy silk underwear
Slushy Valentine’s cards with ridiculous romantic rhymes
Stick on a cardboard heart and it's not just the vendor who is smiling!
A sea of red roses that stretches as far as the eye can see
Notice how the prices inflate higher than a helium 'I Love You' balloon
Yet on 15th February everything will be half price
Is this the price of true love or am I just a cynic?
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Written by
Maria Williams
Categories:
feelings, humor, i love you, love, parody,
Confused
She asks him if her butt looks Big
In last years summer dress
My dear you look Hot in that
It accentuates I must confess
And are these streaks too brassy
On my mousey shade of brown
My dear you pull it off with style
You wear it like a crown
She points to her crows feet
Are they getting worse each day
It lends character to your features
And that's my final say
Then she goes for closure
Will you love me till I die
I'll love you to the moon and back
He whispers with a sigh
So ladies the next time you declare
In a voice so strong
That you are ALWAYS RIGHT
And He is ALWAYS WRONG
And if your man agrees with you
IS HE RIGHT OR WRONG???
Written by
Mazhar Butt
Categories:
cute love, first love, funny love, girlfriend, humor, i love you
Curl and Twirl
Where in the world will you find a girl
Whom you could say, 'I love you', my pal
And she says in return
Come on, let us have fun
sit beside me on the couch, curl and twirl.
Written by
Susan Dwinchick
Categories:
funny, life, pets, i love you, , cute
Vicky My Cat (Acrostic Poem For Her) 4-6-06
Vicky my cat
I love you are loving and
Caring when you know when I need you
Kind, silly, cute, and
You are my little angel
Written by
Gretchen Cruz
Categories:
crazy, cute love, for him, humorous, i love you, love
Crazy For You
CRAZY FOR YOU
I am crazy for you
Crazy enough to jump off
A bridge for you
Even though I’ve only seen you once
I am crazy enough to die for you
Even when I know nothing of you
I am still crazy enough to
Imagine a you and I
I’m crazy enough to stand in the rain
So I might catch a glimpse of you again
Crazy enough to follow you home
So to see you are alone
And I am crazy enough that
No pain hurts me
Crazy enough that I would die for you
Crazy enough to offer my soul for you
Yes I am crazy, crazy enough
To say I don’t know you
Except by site, but yet I am crazy
Crazy enough to love you anyway
©GDC2014
Written by
Mike Martin
Categories:
heart, heartbreak, heartbroken, horse, humor, i love you
Who's That At My Fire
McMar of the South
Rode out into the meadow
To hide his shadow
It was taller there
Than McMar had ever been
It was darker there
McMar rode faster
Trying hard to outrun it
Riding until dark
I think it's gone now
I hope it doesn't come back
Who's that at my fire?
Who's eating my beans?
Who's helping me stoke my coals?
Who's lying beside me?
Copyright © Mike Martin 2015
Written by
Weeping Willow
Categories:
humorous, i love you, life, love, red, romance
Lover
i i i i i i
i i i i
i i i do really try to love
i i
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generally it is tough
as I love but not enough
Written by
Lei Strauss
Categories:
funny love, i love you, irony,
Mad Love
Mad Love
Hate to see you smile
Hate to watch you in a mile
Hate to see you talk
Hate to see myself do the stalk
Hate to hear your scream
Hate to stare you sitting like a prim
Hate to touch your roughed back
Hate to see you wearing black slack
Hate everything about you
Hate seeing you in all shirts of colorful hue
Hate watching you glare
Hate to see sparks incredibly flare
Hate to feel this thing
Hate to find myself terribly sing
Hate to know about love
Hate to see myself madly in love
Written by
Milan Georges Burovac
Categories:
beauty, deep, funny love, future, god, i love you
Eternal Blue
need to know where to look? soft
forms to the caresses of an eternal
wandering in search of beauty
perfect for the indefinite aesthetic
and the body to film
and soul for the soul
and the spirit of the infinite
Written by
Juan Ramirez
Categories:
care, friendship, funny love, i love you,
My Best Friend
the most unstable best friends/
together till life's end/
You are the tornado/
And I am the volcano/
we clash and it's epic
We hurt, need a medic
It's a beautiful disaster, I love the way it hurts/
I'm a bad person I guess, the pain is just desserts/
But I love it when we laugh, the connection is so real/
Our friendship is everlasting, my heart enjoys the feel/
learned that not to screw with Alexis/
She's tougher to mess with than Texas/
Written by
Yort Watson
Categories:
beautiful, beauty, funny love, i love you, lust, woman
A Laugh From a Beautiful Woman
Sapphire eyes sparkle.
Cheeks glow a deeper shade of perfect.
Pink lipstick glistens
..on lips pulled to a smile over sugar-white teeth.
You think I’m funny.
I think you are impossibly more beautiful now.
Your smile grows lusty
..to a laugh, unplanned, playful, and luscious.
I fall silent with a desperate need
to make you laugh again.
My magic is gone.
Written by
Adeviso Adeviso
Categories:
for her, friendship love, funny love, girlfriend, how i feel, i love you
Feelings For You
I Know this looks awkward, but
How else can I do it so that I’m h
Allowed access to your heart.
Volumes of jargonized words I could use
Except, I want to let you understand
For yourself that I would wish to
Enter into this world of romance,
Enticed by the strong feelings of
Love that I’ve developed during the
Immense time that we’ve shared.
Not knowing if you feel the same, I
Got to keep them from you, though the
Saying goes; better an open rebuke
Far more than hidden love.
Optimistic as I am, I’m convinced that
Real are my feelings for
You, and if you
Only let me in, then you’d
Understand when I say I have feelings for you.
Written by
Odwa Mdeyide
Categories:
cute love, desire, dream, funny love, happiness, i love you
My Wife
MY WIFE
Every night I close my eyes,
every night I dose at stars,
see the beauty that never dies,
dream of her brown eyes
that light my days of happiness
hear her voice that cheers sadness
listen close to her words of encouragement
promising me my whole life’s entertainment,
but I wake up every morning grumpy,
sad that the day is longer than the night
in which she exist and shines bright,
brighter than the spot light,
that i use to see the smile in my heart
and all i see is sad nights when i don’t dream that.
THE LOVING OW-JAY
Written by
Veronica Capo
Categories:
how i feel, humor, i love you, longing, love, love hurts
The Long Distance Dilemma
Long the distance existing between us,
making things a little complicated,
leaving confusion and a slight mistrust.
And yet we both are still quite unsated.
Thoughts are not too clear when speaking to you,
making stupidity quite evident,
leaving me seem worthless: annoying too.
And yet you stay, listening to me vent.
You make fun, picking on me constantly.
Making me smile and laugh, you're such a goof.
But when you joke about leaving, you see,
I'm stuck with a fear of you gone, just poof.
I want to be with you, if only i could.
I love you, more than i probably should.
Written by
Julicia Thompson
Categories:
boyfriend, daughter, funny love, heartbroken, i love you, mother
How Will I Meet Him
I’m in Love with the most amazing person ever
But I have no idea when I can meet him
We talk a lot and have a lot in common
But I have no idea when I can meet him
What can I do
My mom won’t even let me have a boyfriend
Yet I do
When will I ever meet him
I know my mom won’t like it
But I do
What is it that I can do
To have a happy ending with him
It still stays a mystery
Written by
John Pen
Categories:
boyfriend, funny love, girlfriend, humor, humorous, i love you
I Am Not Staring
No darling, I am not staring at her curvy hips
Trust me, I am not looking at her luscious lips
No, I am not beckoned by her big brown breasts
Neither am I lusting for her perfect long legs
Her sleeveless, bare-back blouse is nothing
Just like her six foot frame that’s fit for modeling
I didn’t even notice the short skirt she is wearing
Not even her cleavage, shiny bracelet or earring
Who cares if she has spotless, silky-smooth skin
Or that she has a pointed, picture-perfect chin
Baby you better believe me because it is true
You thought I was staring but I was thinking of you
Written by
Julie Grenness
Categories:
allegory, drink, humor, i love you, love hurts, nonsense
Allegory
Can I ascend a poem allegorical?
Are Tetley's teabags paradoxical?
A teabag is full of strength,
Teabag enters moisture at full string's length,
Radiating vigour and a pick-me-up,
While the tea drinker begins to sup,
There is the teabag,
Sodden, drained by old hag,
Teabag limp and fatigued,
I ponder, intrigued,
Are teabags sent from above?
Is a teabag truly true love?
Is this a poem allegorical?
Used teabags-quite paradoxical!