Humorous and funny Identity poems and/or funny poems about Identity. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Identity funny poems!
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
humorous, identity, jobs,
What They Do
Carpet layers have to be on the floor
Deep sea divers love to go down
Computer gamers can't seem to stop
Taxi drivers are all over town
A dentist will do it till it hurts
A sailor sure likes a big swell
A hunter will do it with a bang
While a gymnast will dismount well
Lawyers reach into their briefs
A trash man holds on to his nose
Painters always use longer strokes
A ballerina stands on her toes
Salesmen have learned to use their mouth
While students try to use their head
The police will go on a big bust
And a maid always cleans the bed
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
humorous, identity, imagery, mystery, nature, symbolism
Love Nuts
When coco de mer trees were found
Their nuts had most people enthralled
They all thought they looked erotic
So "Love Nuts" is what they were called
Still unknown how they reproduce
Explained in some of the wild tales
On stormy nights, the female trees
Are approached by uprooted males!
Viewing this mating process though
Would cause you to die or go blind
Seek not shelter under male trees
They might come at you from behind!
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
books, character, humor, identity, word play,
A Bawdier Charles Dickens
Yesterday I swear I saw Charles Dickens
His quaint style today would take a lickin' --
So he's changed up the Dodger
Now he's the 'Artful Todger' --
He whips it out ~ the plot really thickens
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
confusion, giggle, identity, philosophy,
Who Is Who
If I am I
and you are you
then I am really I
You are really you
And we agree on
Who is who
But if
I am not really I
And you are not really you
I am not really I you are not really you
And it's anyone's guess
As to who is who
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
fun, humor, identity, leadership, people,
Witnessed at a State Funeral
Sparks of humanity
get a look-see
occasionally
Obama and Trump
engaged in repartee
a smile, a grin, a tee-hee
POTUS’ acting like you and me
Written by
Bhavna Khemlani
Categories:
age, change, character, conflict, hilarious, identity
Mobile Phone
The mobile phone
t
a
k
e
s
away peace . . .
Written by
John Posey
Categories:
humorous,
No Mistaken Identity
Some say I look like Hemingway
Some say he looks like me.
But six-toed cats cannot be fooled
That’s why, from me, they flee.
Written by John Posey
03-16-13
Written by
Shadow Hamilton
Categories:
funny love, gender,
Mistaken Identity
Down around ankles were his trousers
as he caressed her he said wowzers
finding there no lady
it was all so shady
as he always seemed to pick posers
written 05/22/2014
contest Bawdy, Bawdy Bawdy Miss Clawdy
Written by
Brandee Augustus
Categories:
body, celebration, feelings, funny, identity, image
The Perfect Package
My body
But of course
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
age, funny, identity, journey, missing you, sad
My Password
I think
My computer has dementia
It keep asking me for
my password
my password
my password
I keep telling it--
I think
it has forgotten it
My password
Written by
Rosemarie Rowley
Categories:
humorous, identity, image,
Trenchant Wench From the Unromantic Midlands
TRENCHANT WENCH FROM THE UNROMANTIC MIDLANDS
In the pub, I serve out the pints
My comely bosom gives a hint of home
And what men are escaping from – dreary sex
With housewives who scour the sink with vigour
Trim the joint and lard the fowl
Gristles of fat clinging to their knuckles
As the froth of beer clings to men’s beards.
England is a riff between the breakfast table and tea
Where homely condiments drown the flavour
Of each day, and newspapers live on scandal
The seamier the better. It makes the ordinary man
Happier than ever not to be one of the toffs
Glad that she can be had for a song
Save the one that lies buried in her throat.
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
funny, identity, life, truth,
I Always Wondered-1
I always wondered
if he knew my name
he called me Buddy.
Written by
Cynthia Buhain-Baello
Categories:
funny, hilarious, humorous,
Secret Identity
"Are you a boy or a girl"?
Angry Dad asked son five times
Dunked in water, his answer:
Son: (gasping) "Mermaid!"
All rights reserved ~~Cynthia Buhain-Baello~~05.28.15
The Dodoitsu is a fixed folk song form of Japanese origin and is often about LOVE or HUMOR. It has 26 syllables, four lines of 7, 7, 7, 5 syllables respectively. It is unrhymed and non-metrical.
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
fate, gender, heaven, humor, identity, language
They Speak Australian In Heaven
There I was standing at the Pearly Gates
I was so excited to learn my fate
First, they sat me down
On my head a crown
Then the question ~ What are your pronouns, mate?!
Written by
Cynthia Buhain-Baello
Categories:
conflict, funny, gender, identity, psychological,
Sadly Confused
He said he was a "woman",
Just trapped in a wrong body.
When time came he had to pee-
Used the room.... for "Men".
All rights reserved~~Cynthia Buhain-Baello~~05.28.15
The Dodoitsu is a fixed folk song form of Japanese origin
and is often about LOVE or HUMOR. It has 26 syllables,
four lines of 7, 7, 7, 5 syllables respectively.
It is unrhymed and non-metrical.
Written by
Teddy Kimathi
Categories:
humorous, identity, imagery, life, teenage, urban
Urban Culture
My name is in the ID,
but I assume many personalities
of celebrities and socialites,
some who seem to be lost in utopia.
Speaking of utopia,
I believe in everything Hollywood
says about aliens being green,
with big heads, lasers and all...
I'll enjoy burger fries and milkshakes everyday,
and pray that God will somehow
cleanse my body system.
Sex, partying and raving are the philosophies
I live by; You Only Live Once (YOLO).
Sometimes I'm tempted to sell my bed on eBay,
because sleep is not my friend;
I joke and drink all night with my friends.
Oh, back to my name!
Since I have multiple personalities,
you can call me a "Weapon of Mass Consumption".
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
home, house, humor, identity, image,
Horsepower Makes Us Proud
Rednecks make parts in the basement
They've mastered piston emplacement
They'll bore out a block
To be bigger than stock
Displacement has no replacement
Author's note. A really great guy in the office has a classic '67 Firebird
that will go really fast and has fun taking it to car shows in the area.
This is part of American culture. Yahoooo!
Written by
Cecil Hickman
Categories:
animals, confusion, funny, imagination, satire, sea
Mistaken Identity
There was an eel on the ocean floor,
Sammy his name, he knew the score.
His friends said, he was smart,
Then upon a dinner cart,
He said, Hey, I am not an albacore.
Written by
George Aul
Categories:
humor, irony,
Mistaken Identity
A bad crime has landed me in jail,
I also told the judge "Go to hell,"
for while serving the time
I did not do the crime...
Honest! It was my twin brother Sal.
Written by
Volodymyr Knyr
Categories:
hero, history, humor, humorous, identity, men
Robin Hood
If you are robin, you are good.
If even you are Hood.
Volodymyr Knyr
2014
Written by
Meline Ngo
Categories:
cute love, desire, fate, funny love, heartbreak, identity
Bitter Love
BITTER LOVE
Such a handsome face
Can't stop looking
Heart can't find its pace
What am I feeling
My desire to catch a sight
Makes time so slow
When opportunity strikes
My stomach wants to blow
I've fallen so in love
I never knew
This excitement of love
Is so brand new
Whats on my mind
Is this for real
I want to bind
Everything is jewel
I love you
I really love you
What can I say
In what way shall I say
Oh no! what love did I find
Love can be so unkind
This is worst than a cross
But I don't want to curse
I've fallen in love to you
To a handsome as you
But how can this be
You're beautiful and sexy as me
@Copyright Meline Ngo. August 27, 2015
Written by
John Beam
Categories:
animal, cat, drink, flower, funny love, humor
Mistaken Identity
The royal cat nips from staring morning glories drunkenly pounces
Written by
Gerry Mattia
Categories:
beauty, community, earth, environment, growth, identity
Funny Thing About the Yard
It’s always behind or in front
seems it needs a door to get to
never complains when it rains
pleasantly, pets poop & pee
friends & family cross to hug me
my connect out there
in the back and front
it’s what I have now for all the hard
that stretch out there
the yard
Written by
Marissa Faries
Categories:
7th grade, character, confidence, crazy, humorous, identity
Hyper Eccentricity
Cleanliness I absolutatingly fear...
For I only luv the mess I see,
It makes me believe I am not alone
In this sight of a messed-up and lonely room.
It'sh scaring me seeing purified spirit
With all th-this cleaned up vision.
Mirrors reflect my cleaned room...
In the darkness, within the shadows,
Are haunting red, yellow, and green:
Lights which are known as eyes
According to my mind...
Not as ordinary as others may seem...
For I am rather filled with secret eccentricity,
I loves seeing people electrified when in
Sight of my real personality:
Hyper eccentricity!
Written by
Juliet Ligon
Categories:
character, environment, fun, humorous, identity, nature
Tree In a Forest
I'm in a crowded place.
Others brush my limbs.
We look so much the same,
I easily fit in.
No one knows my name.
I am one of them,
firry and firm with
a little junk in the trunk.
Wispy and thin,
I flow with the breeze.
I'm a little shady,
but stay if you please
as long as you'd like.
I've no teeth to bite.
If you come closer,
I won't walk away.
I've no legs to go.
I'm here every day.
The great outdoors
is where I sleep.
They're all I've known.
My roots are deep.
This crowded forest
is my home.
By: Juliet Ligon
Motif: Nature