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Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
funny, giggle,
One day with her pet lizard, on a
warm beach lay the sex goddess Shawna.
One who ogled her bust
tried to claim he was just
enthralled by her lovely iguana!
For john freeman's Giggle 2 Contest
Poem Details | by
Frances King |
Categories:
animals, children, funny
Iguana wears a dragon’s coat
And haughty dragon stare.
If you should find him in your bath,
He’d give you quite a scare!
Poem Details | by
Nana B. |
Categories:
animal, funny, giggle, green, humor, humorous, nonsense,
Iguana wants to be a player
Geico commercials didn't hire this slayer
Apparently he's too green
To counteract the green screen
So Iguana puts on shades
Then moonwalks and prays
The Gecko breaks a leg on Thursday
And hopefully doesn't regenerate the next day
Poem Details | by
Dawn Drickman |
Categories:
animals, children, funny, nature,
Iguana’s don’t have bad manners
He sticks his tongue out, this is true
But he’s not really being naughty
It is just his way of smelling you
Poem Details | by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson |
Categories:
animal, humor, hurt, immigration, parody, pets, silly,
My iguana bit my nose off in Muskogee
I'm ashamed I let myself run out of beer
If I'm caught driving sober to the grocery
They might deport my *** right out of here.
Poem Details | by
Tom Wright |
Categories:
funny,
Galapagos Island Ignoramus, (oops) Iguana
or
Seventh Grade Craziness
Written: By Tom Wright
12/12/2003
I didn’t mind being called an ignoramus,
The class was divided; about half thought it was a compliment,
But I knew she was calling me some sort of big lizard.
I was happy that it wasn’t dimwit or blockhead.