Humorous and funny Image poems and/or funny poems about Image. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Image funny poems!
Written by
Ghairo Daniels
Categories:
cool, funny, humor, humorous, image, imagery
Donald and Daisy : clerihew
Poem of the Day : 13.8.25
Cartoon Character Clerihew
12.8.25
Placed 4th : Standard Contest
Donald Duck and Daisy Duck
had so much plucky luck
they invested in tranquil park ponds
then meditated swimming alongside fronds !
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
beauty, body, humorous, image,
Lets All Embrace Big Boobs
She's quite a busty lady, this fact cannot be denied
Tried to cover them up for years, her boobs shes tried to hide
But with a new found confidence all this is in the past
Shes got a brand new wardrobe gonna show em off at last
Ladies embrace your curves and lets take the ogling men down a notch
If they stare at your assets - smile sweetly and stare intently at their crotch!
Jan Allison
4th May 2014
Written by
David Brown
Categories:
anxiety, dark, depression, humor, image,
Viral
Thoughts
and
feelings
on a
downward
spiral,
now
that's
what's
truly,
going
viral
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
food, humorous, image, new year,
A Lean New Year
I let out a scream when I stand on the scales -
the bitter truth, I’ve joined the species of whales!
I plan to go on a new weight loss diet
food is grilled, you must never fry it!
Those pre packed diet foods are such a racket
there’s more nutrients in the cardboard packet
I’ll be enrolling at the local gym
and with luck I’ll be thin as a pin
I’m going to take up weight lifting
and think of the pounds I’ll be shifting
In my Lycra I’ll cut such a dash
I hope I don’t get a nasty sweat rash!
I’ll give up candy and drinking root beer
Looks like I’m in for a depressing year!
New year 2018 Contest
Sponsored by Kim Rodrigues
12/31/17
Written by
Deb M
Categories:
adventure, funny, image, stress,
Topless
We were young and full of adventure
Travelling in our kombi van
Burning incense and listening
To Cat Stevens and Bob Dylan
We decided to climb a tourist peak
Slowly making it to the top
Going down was easier
Though there was a lot of start and stop
It was busy on the peak that day
With tourists abound
We had to keep standing aside
On the narrow ground
As we stood aside to let someone pass
There was a buzzing in the air
In a moment bees were upon me
Down my top and in my long hair
Without any thought or hesitation
In a complete frenzied state of affairs
Writhing and screaming I ripped off my top
To many tourists eyes a-glare ……
Written by
M. L. Kiser
Categories:
animal, fun, funny, image, imagery, imagination
Zoo Life
Mangy-Monkey;
Gum thief.
Raggle-taggle,
Tail-waggle;
Bone-breath.
Gaggling geese,
Webbed feet;
Penny-anney,
Corn-candy.
Snakes-alive,
About five;
Or six,
Playing tricks.
Babbling brook,
Nearby nooks
And crannies;
Harboring teeth.
Fighting bribing,
Monkey-see,
Monkey-do.
Fickle-furred,
Out-turned
Waddle-feet,
Bearing bird.
Roaring-money,
Never tamed;
Hungry for
Avian-brain.
Itchy-scratchy,
Eggy-hatchey;
Teeny-tiny,
Shells cracking.
Tourists gawking,
Feathered-squawking;
Metallic-clanging,
Cage doors.
All this,
Attended quick;
When hungry
Bellies roar.
Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
humorous,
- Self Image -
A hen behaved very hip
nobody liked her ego trip
Free cruise to Honolulu
Her name is now Lulu
She enjoys life and skinny dip
19.03.2019
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
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Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
body, humor, image, success,
- Haiku X 109 - Catwalk -
The man of the year
Much weightlifting and six pack
Suffer for beauty
- 03.04.2017
- Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
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- www.howmanysyllables.com - Haiku 5-7-5
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
animal, farm, giggle, humor, humorous, image,
a cow named mckuen
once an old cow named mckuen
her cud she always was chew'n
we asked please explain
one day in her lane
shor beats a' stand'n 'n moo'n.
Written by
Rainbow Promise
Categories:
art, culture, education, hip hop, humorous, image
Rap Has No Ethnicity
Rapping has no Ethnicity be ye
Greek, Jew, Afro, White, Hispanic,
Chinese, Japanese, Other.
Yo man, go rap out the Soul.
Tell your story, cuss the enemy
In ways they can't understand.
These are the times when you
Get on the Move to Groove into
Real-time electronic technology!
Don't just go boom, boom, boom;
What the Hell is that?
Teach the Young dignity, respect
for others too.
Yacoo, Yacoo, a da da da, uh huh,
My child can't learn nothing from
That, so teach, preach, inform!
I like the beat, rhythm, mix turns
And twists;
But for heaven's sake let me learn
From your choice of words, how to
Live in this World of ours!
Written by
John Posey
Categories:
angst, horror, humor, humorous, image,
Meltdown
Meltdown
Put chocolate in your pocket on a warm summer day,
Then gracefully try to unwrap it and you’ll find there is no way!
Written by
Timothy Hicks
Categories:
humorous, image,
Charles Darwin
Charles Darwin
was a margin
off his rocker when he, ashamedly,
got caught swinging from a tree.
Written by
Tammy Reams
Categories:
age, body, humorous, image,
Thank You Einstein
A wrinkle upon my face
make up I apply with haste
A board in place of my bra
forget going to the spa
dry frizzy hair what a waste.
Einstein Quote: "I never think of the future.
It comes soon enough."
5th Place T Reams
Contest sponsored by: Thomas Martin 'Humorous Poetry'
4/19/2015
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous, image,
Leo the Lion
I'm Leo the Lion, I am, I am
From the mystical world of the Astrology
I'm generous, strong and warmhearted
That's if you believe in symbology
Not making this up, check it out
Masculine, positive and extroverted
If I listen too carefully, my head will swell
Which should definitely be averted
My wife suggested widening the doorways
Or I might severely injure my brain
Methinks my honey's being a bit facetious
But I love her a bunch just the same
I'm Leo the Lion, I am, I am
Just a fun loving guy who enjoys life
They also say I'm very broad-minded
Love broads but don't tell my wife!
© Jack Ellison 2014
Written by
Earl Schumacker
Categories:
adventure, celebrity, humorous, image, political, relationship
Bill and Monica - Limerick
Bill And Monica - Limerick
There once was a girl called Monica
Bill played her like a harmonica
Placed cigars in her rear
News said that was *****
Both caught on surveillance electronica
Written by
Barbara Gorelick
Categories:
funny, time,
Annoying Image
My mirror continues to annoy me
Its contorting the face that I see
I cant be that old
But the truth be told
My birthday and the image agree
Written by
Brandee Augustus
Categories:
body, celebration, feelings, funny, identity, image
The Perfect Package
My body
But of course
Written by
Tammy Reams
Categories:
desire, funny love, humorous, image, lust, women
Blind Sex
Some say my cousin got around
passing on his bloodline
young and wild with a strong esteem
no matter who it was
Shame his bloodline has family ties
one was his sister Jean
his Pop's found out, boy what a scene
now I know why he's blind
T Reams 3/26/2015 contest sponsored by: Nette Onclaud
'Let Me Feel Your Lines #6 bloodline
Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
car, humor, image,
- a Blue Car Blue Day -
Are you aware of what values
and dreams that are important in life
All humans have values
Memories for life
A photograph you will never forget
In the future, grandchildren will laugh
Grandma and Grandpa forever
Respect for human actions
Freedom - (grandpa's pants :)
Security - (grandma still inn the car :)
Courage and perseverance
Friendship and fellow human - (ready to rescue)
Confidence - (no worry :)
Humor in a tragedy
06-04- 2017
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
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Written by
Venessa Lisa Asvat
Categories:
beautiful, body, humorous, image, me,
Laugh Out Loud
I look in the mirror and what do I see
Cellulite and stretch marks
Body perfect, that is me
I turn to the left and then to the right
My butt is way too big
But my tummy gave me a fright
I laughed out loud and nearly choked
I looked like a naked camel
Who needed to be stroked
I see my beauty and yes my flaws
If there has to be gravity
There has to be certain laws
Laugh at yourself
Hug yourself tight
Love every inch of you
Laugh aloud-despite...
Written by
Rosemarie Rowley
Categories:
humorous, identity, image,
Trenchant Wench From the Unromantic Midlands
TRENCHANT WENCH FROM THE UNROMANTIC MIDLANDS
In the pub, I serve out the pints
My comely bosom gives a hint of home
And what men are escaping from – dreary sex
With housewives who scour the sink with vigour
Trim the joint and lard the fowl
Gristles of fat clinging to their knuckles
As the froth of beer clings to men’s beards.
England is a riff between the breakfast table and tea
Where homely condiments drown the flavour
Of each day, and newspapers live on scandal
The seamier the better. It makes the ordinary man
Happier than ever not to be one of the toffs
Glad that she can be had for a song
Save the one that lies buried in her throat.
Written by
John Hamilton
Categories:
humorous, image,
Mirror Mirror
Mirror Mirror
Mirror, mirror, she asked, "who is fairest?"
Said a maiden who felt like the rarest
Mirror answered unkindly
Maiden struck at it blindly
Now her image, is cracked and embarassed.
John Derek Hamilton
Jan 01,2016
Written by
Volodymyr Knyr
Categories:
drink, hero, humorous, image, magic, men
Some Ale
Often some ale
makes a man male.
Volodymyr Knyr
2014
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
home, house, humor, identity, image,
Horsepower Makes Us Proud
Rednecks make parts in the basement
They've mastered piston emplacement
They'll bore out a block
To be bigger than stock
Displacement has no replacement
Author's note. A really great guy in the office has a classic '67 Firebird
that will go really fast and has fun taking it to car shows in the area.
This is part of American culture. Yahoooo!
Written by
James Edward Lee Sr.
Categories:
analogy, humorous, image,
Just a Face
JUST A FACE
Two eyes nose a mouth
A set of ears and some hair
All this just a face
10/15/17
James Edward Lee Sr.