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Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: beauty, body, humorous, image,

Lets All Embrace Big Boobs

She's quite a busty lady, this fact cannot be denied
Tried to cover them up for years, her boobs shes tried to hide
But with a new found confidence all this is in the past
Shes got a brand new wardrobe gonna show em off at last
Ladies embrace your curves and  lets take the ogling men down a notch
If they stare at your assets - smile sweetly and stare intently at their crotch!

Jan Allison
4th May 2014

Poem Details | by David Brown |
Categories: anxiety, dark, depression, humor, image,


 on a 

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: food, humorous, image, new year,

A Lean New Year

I let out a scream when I stand on the scales - the bitter truth, I’ve joined the species of whales! I plan to go on a new weight loss diet food is grilled, you must never fry it! Those pre packed diet foods are such a racket there’s more nutrients in the cardboard packet I’ll be enrolling at the local gym and with luck I’ll be thin as a pin I’m going to take up weight lifting and think of the pounds I’ll be shifting In my Lycra I’ll cut such a dash I hope I don’t get a nasty sweat rash! I’ll give up candy and drinking root beer Looks like I’m in for a depressing year! New year 2018 Contest Sponsored by Kim Rodrigues 12/31/17

Poem Details | by M. L. Kiser |
Categories: animal, fun, funny, image, imagery, imagination, nature,

Zoo Life

Mangy-Monkey; Gum thief. Raggle-taggle, Tail-waggle; Bone-breath. Gaggling geese, Webbed feet; Penny-anney, Corn-candy. Snakes-alive, About five; Or six, Playing tricks. Babbling brook, Nearby nooks And crannies; Harboring teeth. Fighting bribing, Monkey-see, Monkey-do. Fickle-furred, Out-turned Waddle-feet, Bearing bird. Roaring-money, Never tamed; Hungry for Avian-brain. Itchy-scratchy, Eggy-hatchey; Teeny-tiny, Shells cracking. Tourists gawking, Feathered-squawking; Metallic-clanging, Cage doors. All this, Attended quick; When hungry Bellies roar.

Poem Details | by Anne-Lise Andresen |
Categories: humorous,

- Self Image -

A hen behaved very hip
                                   nobody liked her ego trip
                                    Free cruise to Honolulu
                                     Her name is now Lulu
                                She enjoys life and skinny dip

Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved

Poem Details | by Anne-Lise Andresen |
Categories: body, humor, image, success,

- Haiku X 109 - Catwalk -

The man of the year
Much weightlifting and six pack
Suffer for beauty

- 03.04.2017
- Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
- Copyright © All Rights Reserved 
- - Haiku 5-7-5

Poem Details | by Zamreen Zarook |
Categories: age, angel, beautiful, beauty, body, boyfriend, celebration, celebrity, change, character, creation, desire, emotions, children, friendship, girl, girlfriend, hero, humorous, i love you, image, life, memorial day, memory, middle school, relationship, romantic, school, society, student, teen, teenage, truth, wisdom, woman, women, words, world, youth,

Fake Words

Fake Words – Zamreen Zarook

God have given us mouth,
Not to speak to north and south,
Tongue is given under an oath,
So it’s our duty to protect them both.

Girls chat fake with boys,
Having a notion that the boys are toys,
They often make varied noise,
Thinking to keep a trap on handsome guys.

Boys are also human being,
So it’s not possible being clean,
Things varies in the way they are seen,
So positive thinking will make you keen.

Boys’ minds are pure,
As it is pure bio,
So don’t try to pour vino,
Which will take decades to get cure.

Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: animal, farm, giggle, humor, humorous, image, silly,

A Cow Named McKuen

once an old cow named mckuen

her cud she always was chew'n

we asked please explain

when she crossed our lane

shor beats a' stand'n 'n moo'n.

Poem Details | by Rainbow Promise |
Categories: art, culture, education, hip hop, humorous, image, senses,

Rap Has No Ethnicity

Rapping has no Ethnicity be ye 
Greek, Jew, Afro, White, Hispanic, 
Chinese, Japanese, Other.

Yo man, go rap out the Soul.
Tell your story, cuss the enemy
In ways they can't understand.

These are the times when you
Get on the Move to Groove into
Real-time electronic technology!

Don't just go boom, boom, boom;
What the Hell is that?
Teach the Young dignity, respect
for others too.

Yacoo, Yacoo, a da da da, uh huh,
My child can't learn nothing from
That, so teach, preach, inform!

I like the beat, rhythm, mix turns
And twists;
But for heaven's sake let me learn
From your choice of words, how to 
Live in this World of ours!

Poem Details | by John Posey |
Categories: angst, horror, humor, humorous, image,


Meltdown Put chocolate in your pocket on a warm summer day, Then gracefully try to unwrap it and you’ll find there is no way!

Poem Details | by Timothy Hicks |
Categories: humorous, image,

Charles Darwin

Charles Darwin
was a margin
off his rocker when he, ashamedly,
got caught swinging from a tree.

Poem Details | by Tammy Reams |
Categories: age, body, humorous, image,

Thank You Einstein

A wrinkle upon my face
                              make up I apply with haste
                              A board in place of my bra
                              forget going to the spa 
                              dry frizzy hair what a waste.

                    Einstein Quote: "I never think of the future.
                                            It comes soon enough."
             5th Place   T Reams

           Contest sponsored by: Thomas Martin 'Humorous Poetry'  

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous, image,

Leo the Lion

I'm Leo the Lion, I am, I am From the mystical world of the Astrology I'm generous, strong and warmhearted That's if you believe in symbology Not making this up, check it out Masculine, positive and extroverted If I listen too carefully, my head will swell Which should definitely be averted My wife suggested widening the doorways Or I might severely injure my brain Methinks my honey's being a bit facetious But I love her a bunch just the same I'm Leo the Lion, I am, I am Just a fun loving guy who enjoys life They also say I'm very broad-minded Love broads but don't tell my wife! © Jack Ellison 2014

Poem Details | by Earl Schumacker |
Categories: adventure, celebrity, humorous, image, political, relationship, technology,

Bill and Monica - Limerick

Bill And Monica - Limerick

There once was a girl called Monica
Bill played her like a harmonica
Placed cigars in her rear 
News said that was *****
Both caught on surveillance electronica

Poem Details | by Brandee Augustus |
Categories: body, celebration, feelings, funny, identity, image,

The Perfect Package

My body

But of course

Poem Details | by Anne-Lise Andresen |
Categories: car, humor, image,

- a Blue Car Blue Day -

Are you aware of what values
and dreams that are important in life
All humans have values
Memories for life
A photograph you will never forget
In the future, grandchildren will laugh
Grandma and Grandpa forever

Respect for human actions
Freedom -  (grandpa's pants :)
Security - (grandma still inn the car :)
Courage and perseverance
Friendship and fellow human - (ready to rescue)
Confidence - (no worry :)
Humor in a tragedy

06-04- 2017
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved

Poem Details | by Tammy Reams |
Categories: desire, funny love, humorous, image, lust, women,

Blind Sex

Some say my cousin got around
passing on his bloodline
young and wild with a strong esteem
no matter who it was

Shame his bloodline has family ties
one was his sister Jean
his Pop's found out, boy what a scene
now I know why he's blind

T Reams 3/26/2015        contest sponsored by: Nette Onclaud
                                     'Let Me Feel Your Lines    #6 bloodline

Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: funny, time,

Annoying Image

My mirror continues to annoy me Its contorting the face that I see I cant be that old But the truth be told My birthday and the image agree

Poem Details | by John Hamilton |
Categories: humorous, image,

Mirror Mirror

Mirror Mirror

Mirror, mirror, she asked, "who is fairest?"
Said a maiden who felt like the rarest
Mirror answered unkindly
Maiden struck at it blindly
Now her image, is cracked and embarassed.

John Derek Hamilton
Jan 01,2016

Poem Details | by Shanity Rain |
Categories: art, career, change, future, humor, humorous, identity, image, international, me, mystery, poetess, rain, symbolism, words, writing,

Shanity Rain

So many amazing Artist ~
             one would never complain

            Just to be amongst all Soup 
             my name will never be plain

            I love all indiscriminately 
            My friends you'll  remain 

            Not to confuse or cause pain
            for the reason lies not in Vain

             From now on just call me 
                Shanity Rain ~

           However my Children remind me , I'm Insane ~
        '   Shanity Rain  my new Pen name  '

Poem Details | by Blake Holland |
Categories: addiction, allusion, angel, anger, art, celebration, confusion, crazy, depression, desire, earth, emotions, fantasy, fear, feelings, freedom, god, grief, health, humanity, humorous, image, imagination, life, loneliness, love, magic, music, nonsense, peace, planet, political, poverty, power, pride, psychological, sound, space, spiritual, stars, stress, suicide, sympathy, teen, usa, wisdom, world,

An Aquarian Exposition

Take the pill
on the hill
and don't be shrill
when you see the rainbow
when you are low.
Just go with the flow
and eat the purple snow.
Chase the rabbits 
through the green field
but use my shield 
to end all of your habits.

Poem Details | by Rosemarie Rowley |
Categories: humorous, identity, image,

Trenchant Wench From the Unromantic Midlands


In the pub, I serve out the pints
My comely bosom gives a hint of home
And what men are escaping from – dreary sex
With housewives who scour the sink with vigour

Trim the joint and lard the fowl
Gristles of fat clinging to their knuckles
As the froth of beer clings to men’s beards.
England is a riff between the breakfast table and tea

Where homely condiments drown the flavour
Of each day, and newspapers live on scandal
The seamier the better.  It makes the ordinary man
Happier than ever not to be one of the toffs

Glad that she can be had for a song
Save the one that lies buried in her throat.

Poem Details | by Volodymyr Knyr |
Categories: drink, hero, humorous, image, magic, men, wine,

Some Ale

Often some ale
makes a man male.

Volodymyr Knyr

Poem Details | by Shanity Rain |
Categories: beauty, birth, celebration, creation, culture, fish, future, god, history, humor, image, imagination, immigration, inspirational, life, magic, miracle, mystery, mythology, natural disasters, nature, night, nostalgia, ocean, old, science, sea, technology, voyage,

New Aquatic Species

Science in all fascination has discovered a species aquatic 

  Theorizing this new yet old species remained hidden as Merman  

  only to live in secret at the oceans floor the mermaid a tribe indigenous 

  once said to be myth yet all proof and technology film does not lie 

  Tsunamis has given the ocean a true glance of the man with webbed hands

  The species communes with dolphins will be under a microscope to analyze  ?

    " The World is not ready to see what I have "  Jacques Cousteau ~

         to be entered in The Science contest ~

Poem Details | by Venessa Lisa Asvat |
Categories: beautiful, body, humorous, image, me,

Laugh Out Loud

I look in the mirror and what do I see
Cellulite and stretch marks
Body perfect, that is me

I turn to the left and then to the right
My butt is way too big
But my tummy gave me a fright

I laughed out loud and nearly choked
I looked like a naked camel
Who needed to be stroked

I see my beauty and yes my flaws
If there has to be gravity
There has to be certain laws

Laugh at yourself
Hug yourself tight
Love every inch of you
Laugh aloud-despite...