Humorous and funny Insanity poems and/or funny poems about Insanity. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Insanity funny poems!
Written by
John Lawless
Categories:
children, humor,
Sand Box Insanity
Lifting her mask
she whispered
"I'll show you mine
.....if you show me yours"
John G. Lawless
9/24/2020
Written by
Constance La France
Categories:
humor,
Insanity
This diet calls for seven containers,
large, medium, small, all in bright colors;
And all this for a $60 fee,
Have some already for free,
Again, a diet to make me lighter.
______________________
April 15, 2015
Poetry/Limerick/Insanity
Copyright Protected, ID 04-663-266-15
All Rights Reserved, 2015, Constance La France
Written by
Carmen Sunshine
Categories:
crazy, humor, relationship, simple,
Insanity
I let this man into my life
Narcissistic, pompous, preening
Speaking foolishly of things unfair
As I didn't get the meaning
Nothing spoken but hot air
Incredible enormous vanity
Things said I couldn't bear
You know it was INSANITY
Written by
Andre Bolt
Categories:
friendship, funny, life, people,
Insanity
I just realised how common a disease
Insanity and madness really are
It's spreading throughout this small island
Taking over all these good friends of ours
It doesn't matter what the colour or class
Doesn't matter the race or creed
It attacks black, brown, red and yellow
All mixes and everything in between
Colleen has it, so does Marcia
Roxanne, Gary and Venice
So many sickos, so many psychos
It must be something in the breeze
Anyway sign off time now
A pair of sickheads to take home
But some last advice before I go
Don't let the sickhead sickness take hold :p
Written by
Michael Degenhardt
Categories:
family, funny
Inheriting Insanity From the Kids
Lasagna noodles on my forehead
A washcloth in the pot
Oh dear, oh my, what am I doing?
I think I completely forgot
It’s dinner time for all the kiddies
And I put the toaster in the sink
I’m losing it, my mind is warped
I’m edging to the brink
Maybe I should stop to breathe
Uh oh, I forgot, again, just how
Alright already, I give in
I’m gonna order out
Written by
Jezabella Singe
Categories:
adventure, fear, friendship, funny, happiness, life, music, parody, dance, dance,
My Level of Insanity
tell me what is normal,
and i won't act the part,
screaming in the night,
to lift a heavy heart,
hear the song of friends,
they sing it in your ear,
telling you again,
that fear is what you fear,
so smile little heart,
and dance out in the rain,
will the awesome colors,
make you dance in vain?
make sense to you? it does to me. bwahahahaha
Written by
Dallin Garrison
Categories:
funny
Insanity
Insanity is but a state of mind
But not as good as Mentos, the Freshmaker!
making you feel like you're losing your mind
HE USES IT TO FILL THE SALT shaker.
Written by
Belind Celayir
Categories:
funny, life, philosophy, visionary, me,
Insanity By Definition
FOR : Albert Einstein
Insanity: Doing the same thing over & over again expecting a different result.
I’m writing something all the time,
Most the times, can’t help but rhyme.
There is nothing else I want to do,
Keeps me calm, relax's me too.
I write things down, in my sleep,
Wake right up, 4 memory wont keep.
So when U read this from my book,
U’ll know I’m crazy, with just one look.
Cuz just like Albert Einstein said,
I’m insane crazy, in my head.
Written by
Alexis Bennett
Categories:
humorous,
Insanity Letter
I received your letter, Charles,
I opened quick and read,
That you are verging insanity
and cannot leave your bed.
Congratulations to you Charles,
You have come up a notch,
Above the crowd to a place
Where no one knows of posh.
I smile when another man
Comes to insanity,
For it is the progress of our time,
And all my company.
Written by
Sara Kendrick
Categories:
fantasy, funny, holiday
Insanity
Reading scary poems on poetry soup
Heard a sound unfamiliar too boot
Jumped up from the desk chair and there
In the kitchen the big mouth had legs rare
Just like the tin man in "The Wizard Of Oz"
It had legs that moved, arms, and wings that was
For a split second I thought I heard him sing
Calm, calm imagination gone wild no longer a child
This isn't a thing just an optical illusion
I really hated the intrusion (into my insanity)
(Couplet--Sorta)
Written by
David Crandall
Categories:
crazy, humor, travel,
State of Insanity
I’ve doodled and dawdled in Delaware,
Piddled in Pennsylvania without care,
I’ve been to New York and Alabama,
Michigan, Missouri and Montana.
I’ve travelled in every state, my friend,
And I can tell you that, in the end,
If you lose your mind - see how it can be -
The very best one is insanity.