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Poem Details | by Arthur Vaso |
Categories: america, art, humor, international, patriotic, peace, poetry,

The American Dream

The beauty of the dream
Even fools are allowed in
Misinformed and crawling on narrow stony roads
Yet in this land anything goes
We all have the right to our opinions and views
Apparently even old fools
One day soon
Guns will be taken
So that freedoms truly rule
As the clowns dance
One day
Poets shall rule

Remember this! Obama was no fool!

Poem Details | by Hilo Poet |
Categories: analogy, appreciation, change, drink, humor, international, music,

True Blue Music Lovers

True Blue Music Lovers Eyes squeezed, ears held shut, When the Koto is plucked, and Kimono girl shrieks in league, After much sake, The Zither is fined tuned, and The Soprano is well dressed. 2019 April 29 *3rd Place* Best Sedoka - 577-577 ~~Lu Loo


Poem Details | by Tim Smith |
Categories: funny,

International Limerick Day

Limericks be flyin' this fine St. Paddy's day
Trading of barbs is welcomed and quite okay

There once a man from County Kerry
Who was all sorts of drunk and pretty merry
He put on a wig
and danced a fun jig
Til he got picked up by a fellow named Jerry

Poem Details | by Perry Campanella |
Categories: beach, color, dark, fire, fun, giggle, happy, humorous, inspirational, international, july, new year, poetry, senses, voice, youth,

Caution - Fireworks

E-Z Glo Punk, Lightning Flash,
TNT Devices will burst, do crash
Southern Night, Piccolo Petes
       are hard to beat...

I like hand held Sparklers, Tanks
 flashing fountains, Solar Flare
 Six to #20 Gold I have to share,
 no incidence, no burns, thanks...

  Whistles blow, fountains glow,
 pop'n sounds, entire sky all aglow
 I love those colors, high an low
  trails eched onto my retina
  inspired me to let ya know

  Now you close both eyes
in pitch dark, what a surprise
  for you to see, right there
 darkness, absolutely  anywhere
beautiful trails of lights in motion
 
"Always read a label of caution"

Poem Details | by Timothy Hicks |
Categories: french, funny, humorous, international, irony, poetry, writing,

Cornelius Writes a Poem

Cornelius was a linguist, not a poet -
though his ego was much too large to know it.
After penning a traditional Japanese tanka,
regarding the policies of la casa blanca,
he realized his multicultural poetry - though raw
in meter and message - lacked a certain je ne sais quoi.



Inspired by the writings of our own Maurice Rigoler

*la casa blanca = the white house
*je ne sais quoi = a quality that cannot be named easily.


Poem Details | by Shanity Rain |
Categories: art, career, change, future, humor, humorous, identity, image, international, me, mystery, poetess, rain, symbolism, words, writing,

Shanity Rain

So many amazing Artist ~
             one would never complain

            Just to be amongst all Soup 
             my name will never be plain

            I love all indiscriminately 
            My friends you'll  remain 

            Not to confuse or cause pain
            for the reason lies not in Vain

             From now on just call me 
                Shanity Rain ~

           However my Children remind me , I'm Insane ~
        '   Shanity Rain  my new Pen name  '

Poem Details | by John Pen |
Categories: africa, america, giggle, how i feel, international, people, political,

Man With No Morals

Ask me not where, when, why or how
Because if I knew I’d be president now
Wait a minute, presidents don’t know that too
I never said they did, but I have morals. Do you?

Poem Details | by John Williams |
Categories: funny, international,

From Failure To Tailor

A young lady from Venezuala
Considered by many a bit of a failure,
Opened a cafe selling pabell'on criolla,
Hugely successful she made much payola,
Sucking on a cigar she's now dressed by a tailor.

Poem Details | by Jimmi Canada |
Categories: cousin, culture, earth, emotions, family, fire, giggle, hyperbole, international, introspection, love, magic, simple, slam, thank you, today, voice, weather, wine,

Doe

Metti blic,

over-top soars of the harmonica,

the ancient way takes thee and smoke...

With soliloquies we join the mast-

sanctify the allegory,

sustain some good~ing!

Poem Details | by Neldy Jolo |
Categories: beauty, bird, humorous, i love you, identity, international,

Ink In the Paper

It brings happiness.
I am looking at the sundown, 
tied in a tree branches.

In the Garama river cruise,
we laugh and joke,
with monkeys in the trees,
and with the fireflies.

The experience with no price,
but has a great value, 
We come and go.
We meet and depart.

We listen to different stories.
Stories of bravery.
Tales of cultures.
And the beauty of the language.

The language of tongue. 
The language of self. 
But I am putting an ink to paper, 
will make the story begin.

Poem Details | by Verlecia Fields |
Categories: black african american, body, family, food, hilarious, imagination, international,

Tastes Great

The best of beans
makes you tute (tutorial) gas
and fumy gas makes you learn 
that what tastes great going in 
has a smelliest price coming out

Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: giggle, international, music,

Hootin' and Tootin'

Little Vlad Putin was blowin' his horn
         The owls in the trees were hootin’

      After a dinner of pork 'n beans with corn
         Vlad's other horn was really a-tootin’

Poem Details | by Verlecia Fields |
Categories: celebrity, giggle, happy birthday, international, may, music, tribute,

Happy Happy Birthday Gulce Ataseven

Happy Happy birthday  Gulce Ataseven 
To the ' LUXURIOUS, BREATHTAKINGLY , BEAUTIFUL LADY'
with the most
' ELEGANT GIVING HEART'
let me say 
Happy Happy birthday to you 
i lift up my glass with a
'LYRICAL toast'
just as 'FABULOUSLY EXQUISITE '
and ' radiantly enchanting '
as to say to you 
i hope you have a 
Happy Happy birthday
that only a
'KIND HEARTED EXUBERANT, ANIMAL LOVER'
like you can do 
Happy Happy birthday
to a 'VIVACIOUS INDEPENDENT WOMAN'
as 'ANGELIC AND AS LOVELY 
as You...

Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: appreciation, food, humor, husband, wife,

Greetings From An International Woman's Day Kitchen

"Greetings from an IWD Kitchen"

        The soup is not burnt
          nor is the toast
        The eggs look edible
          forgive me, I boast  

        International Woman's Day   
          I take on the kitchen
        Give my wife the day off
          'Tis my blind ambition...  

         Psst. I call her name
           Maybe she'll pitch in
         Alas, her husband is ~
           neither cook nor magician

Poem Details | by Robert Isaacs Chiwala |
Categories: beach, cute, cute love, feelings, fun, funny love, international,

River Side Scene

Gone for the view
Sometimes maybe a swim
Or just fishing
In a quiet shore

Just alone gazing at each other
After an hour -a fruitless catch
Sighing, frustrated giving up
In each other's arms comforting

A strange feeling sparkled with a kiss
The warmth like never felt before
Waters, sand, grass and the sky yet watching
Only playful taunts revealed in giggles

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: business, corruption, culture, funny, international, money, political,

Wheel of the Gods Grind

The Mushroom Party
Placed an embargo
On Chinese goods
To Mar-a-Largo

It seems that some urns
Were not stuffed with money
Did Kim Jong Un
Pull something funny?

The Donald, of course,
Was not not amused
A star of TV
Should not be abused!

So Rocket Man
Fired off a tweet
"Meat me for lunch"
Which Donald thought, "Sweet"

They both shared a tart
At Great Ego Hall
Then zip-lined to Stormy's
To watch curtains fall 

Ivanka's urns 
Are now filled with Won
So North Korea
Can blast off at dawn

Two heads together
With la-di-da spiel
Keep our world spinning 
When Trump's the Big Wheel

Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: humorous, international, leadership, satire,

Mr Netanyahu Slams Mr Biden

The old fool can't even spell 'embarrassed'
  Joe Biden really thinks he can scare us
    He claims he's the boss here
    Though his vision's not clear
  Threatens to send K Harris to Paris

Poem Details | by Julie Grenness |
Categories: allusion, environment, giggle, humor, international, love,

Pandemic Love

This is sage advice,
At gigolos don't look twice,
It's a pandemic world, 
Solo orgasms, guys and girls,
All around the world,
Blip yourselves, dudes and girls, 
Then on with the happy pants,
Back to work online, us ants!
How do I know all this?
Google's life coaching is the blip!

Poem Details | by Vladimir Tumanov |
Categories: drink, humor, humorous, satire,

International Drunkenness

Vodka seems to be part of the Russians. It's like order and structure for Prussians. Vodka opens the mind, but it makes one inclined to fall over and suffer concussions. How the Irish delight in their drink is straightforward and touching I think. Sean and Mary McGinnis raise their glasses of Guinness, and then gulp to oblivion's brink. I’ve been told that the Finns take to boozing. They love Kossu — a drink of their choosing. This tradition is old for in Finland it's cold, so their habit can merit excusing.

Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, fun, humor, international, political,

Wiki Leaks Wiki Reeks

Wiki leaks
Wiki seeks
Wiki peeks
Wiki reeks

Julian, man of great pride,
Julian, bearded man, inside
Julian, Ecuador assembly you doth hide,
Julian, who can you abide?

Wiki leaks
Wiki seeks
Wiki peeks
Wiki reeks

Assange, you should know….
Assange, this is but a show
Assange, wiki leaks aglow,
Julian Assange, where did you go?


Written: April 27, 2019
Contest: Julian Assange 
Sponsor: Kai Michael Neumann

Poem Details | by Alfonso II Warally Ngengethe Mussabwa Chris |
Categories: corruption, encouraging, humor, inspiration, integrity, international, poets,

Important Collaboration, Collab

Exposing some criminals  globally, 
Demand  collaboration of writers,  
Who stand to do thing intentionally, 
To discourage millions of world wrongdoers.

It is known as one of dangerous tasks 
Which can also  put  breads on the table
Reason why they sit long on writing desks 
Just to continue being suitable. 

Rhyme scheme: abab /abab
Syllable count: 10

March 29/2023

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: funny, international, language, words,

Instructions

The instructions were written in Greek
Sometime before people could speak
By some grand design
It read line by line,
"This is the way to go up the creek."

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: animal, confusion, giggle, international, internet, lust, political,

Aussie In the White House

A Digger who came from Down Under
Was disturbed by Donald Trump's thunder
It seems that a tweet
Incited a bleat
But who can blame Ewe for the blunder?

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: humor,

International Relations

There was a foreign-looking chap
Who held a pussy on his lap
He stroked her fur
And heard her purr
But she had to draw him a map

Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: humor, international, satire, war, water,

Ww3 Sneak Preview

POTUS Joe Biden
  met Vladimir Kremlin
  said, 'Show me your wares if you dare'

  Whereupon Vladimir Kremlin
  unleashed a gremlin
  grinning atop nuclear hardware

  Not to be outdone
  Joe had a plan
  whipped out a fierce water gun

  Said, 'Come here, Vlady Kremlin
  along with your gremlin
  Take this! (Spritzing them) ~ The War 'gainst Pollution WE'VE won'