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america, art, humor, international, patriotic, peace, poetry,
The beauty of the dream
Even fools are allowed in
Misinformed and crawling on narrow stony roads
Yet in this land anything goes
We all have the right to our opinions and views
Apparently even old fools
One day soon
Guns will be taken
So that freedoms truly rule
As the clowns dance
Poets shall rule
Remember this! Obama was no fool!
analogy, appreciation, change, drink, humor, international, music,
True Blue Music Lovers
Eyes squeezed, ears held shut,
When the Koto is plucked, and
Kimono girl shrieks in league,
After much sake,
The Zither is fined tuned, and
The Soprano is well dressed.
2019 April 29
Best Sedoka - 577-577
Limericks be flyin' this fine St. Paddy's day
Trading of barbs is welcomed and quite okay
There once a man from County Kerry
Who was all sorts of drunk and pretty merry
He put on a wig
and danced a fun jig
Til he got picked up by a fellow named Jerry
beach, color, dark, fire, kids, fun, giggle, happy, humorous, inspirational, international, july, new year, poetry, senses, voice, youth,
E-Z Glo Punk, Lightning Flash,
TNT Devices will burst, do crash
Southern Night, Piccolo Petes
are hard to beat...
I like hand held Sparklers, Tanks
flashing fountains, Solar Flare
Six to #20 Gold I have to share,
no incidence, no burns, thanks...
Whistles blow, fountains glow,
pop'n sounds, entire sky all aglow
I love those colors, high an low
trails eched onto my retina
inspired me to let ya know
Now you close both eyes
in pitch dark, what a surprise
for you to see, right there
darkness, absolutely anywhere
beautiful trails of lights in motion
"Always read a label of caution"
french, funny, humorous, international, irony, poetry, writing,
Cornelius was a linguist, not a poet -
though his ego was much too large to know it.
After penning a traditional Japanese tanka,
regarding the policies of la casa blanca,
he realized his multicultural poetry - though raw
in meter and message - lacked a certain je ne sais quoi.
Inspired by the writings of our own Maurice Rigoler
*la casa blanca = the white house
*je ne sais quoi = a quality that cannot be named easily.
art, career, change, future, humor, humorous, identity, image, international, me, mystery, poetess, rain, symbolism, words, writing,
So many amazing Artist ~
one would never complain
Just to be amongst all Soup
my name will never be plain
I love all indiscriminately
My friends you'll remain
Not to confuse or cause pain
for the reason lies not in Vain
From now on just call me
Shanity Rain ~
However my Children remind me , I'm Insane ~
' Shanity Rain my new Pen name '
africa, america, giggle, how i feel, international, people, political,
Ask me not where, when, why or how
Because if I knew I’d be president now
Wait a minute, presidents don’t know that too
I never said they did, but I have morals. Do you?
A young lady from Venezuala
Considered by many a bit of a failure,
Opened a cafe selling pabell'on criolla,
Hugely successful she made much payola,
Sucking on a cigar she's now dressed by a tailor.
beauty, bird, humorous, i love you, identity, international,
It brings happiness.
I am looking at the sundown,
tied in a tree branches.
In the Garama river cruise,
we laugh and joke,
with monkeys in the trees,
and with the fireflies.
The experience with no price,
but has a great value,
We come and go.
We meet and depart.
We listen to different stories.
Stories of bravery.
Tales of cultures.
And the beauty of the language.
The language of tongue.
The language of self.
But I am putting an ink to paper,
will make the story begin.
cousin, culture, earth, emotions, family, fire, giggle, hyperbole, international, introspection, love, magic, simple, slam, thank you, today, voice, weather, wine,
over-top soars of the harmonica,
the ancient way takes thee and smoke...
With soliloquies we join the mast-
sanctify the allegory,
sustain some good~ing!
black african american, body, family, food, hilarious, imagination, international,
The best of beans
makes you tute (tutorial) gas
and fumy gas makes you learn
that what tastes great going in
has a smelliest price coming out
celebrity, giggle, happy birthday, international, may, music, tribute,
Happy Happy birthday Gulce Ataseven
To the ' LUXURIOUS, BREATHTAKINGLY , BEAUTIFUL LADY'
with the most
' ELEGANT GIVING HEART'
let me say
Happy Happy birthday to you
i lift up my glass with a
just as 'FABULOUSLY EXQUISITE '
and ' radiantly enchanting '
as to say to you
i hope you have a
Happy Happy birthday
that only a
'KIND HEARTED EXUBERANT, ANIMAL LOVER'
like you can do
Happy Happy birthday
to a 'VIVACIOUS INDEPENDENT WOMAN'
as 'ANGELIC AND AS LOVELY
business, corruption, culture, funny, international, money, political,
The Mushroom Party
Placed an embargo
On Chinese goods
It seems that some urns
Were not stuffed with money
Did Kim Jong Un
Pull something funny?
The Donald, of course,
Was not not amused
A star of TV
Should not be abused!
So Rocket Man
Fired off a tweet
"Meat me for lunch"
Which Donald thought, "Sweet"
They both shared a tart
At Great Ego Hall
Then zip-lined to Stormy's
To watch curtains fall
Are now filled with Won
So North Korea
Can blast off at dawn
Two heads together
With la-di-da spiel
Keep our world spinning
When Trump's the Big Wheel
drink, humor, humorous, satire,
Vodka seems to be part of the Russians.
It's like order and structure for Prussians.
Vodka opens the mind,
but it makes one inclined
to fall over and suffer concussions.
How the Irish delight in their drink
is straightforward and touching I think.
Sean and Mary McGinnis
raise their glasses of Guinness,
and then gulp to oblivion's brink.
I’ve been told that the Finns take to boozing.
They love Kossu — a drink of their choosing.
This tradition is old
for in Finland it's cold,
so their habit can merit excusing.
animal, confusion, giggle, international, internet, lust, political,
A Digger who came from Down Under
Was disturbed by Donald Trump's thunder
It seems that a tweet
Incited a bleat
But who can blame Ewe for the blunder?
funny, international, language, words,
The instructions were written in Greek
Sometime before people could speak
By some grand design
It read line by line,
"This is the way to go up the creek."
10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, fun, humor, international, political,
Julian, man of great pride,
Julian, bearded man, inside
Julian, Ecuador assembly you doth hide,
Julian, who can you abide?
Assange, you should know….
Assange, this is but a show
Assange, wiki leaks aglow,
Julian Assange, where did you go?
Written: April 27, 2019
Contest: Julian Assange
Sponsor: Kai Michael Neumann
International Women's Day
Now being a woman, I don't get it,
When large breasts are floated in
Looking like overgrown onions,
To celebrate Women's Day!
Is that all we are? Really how silly!
If only there were an International
And rivers filled with floating willies!
One could make millions charging for
"Ride the Willy"...
From the Book:
I Float, Hear me Roar!
By: Panagiota Romios
allusion, environment, giggle, humor, international, love,
This is sage advice,
At gigolos don't look twice,
It's a pandemic world,
Solo orgasms, guys and girls,
All around the world,
Blip yourselves, dudes and girls,
Then on with the happy pants,
Back to work online, us ants!
How do I know all this?
Google's life coaching is the blip!
games, health, humor, integrity, international, internet, introspection,
Resonant metaphors are nourishing polypaths
analogous to rich polyphonic relationships
comparing polynomial poetic communications
complexly contrasting nondual polarities
For those with humane identities
informed by richly cultivated Win/Win faith
to hear and feel eco-them
as the healthiest integrity
with curiously wealthy
Building not necessarily not
appealing not to and not for,
but always integrally with,
ZeroSum polypathic potential.
boyfriend, color, giggle, insect, international,
A pink-'n-yellow ladybug flew up to me
Said, 'I'm so pretty, can't you see
Why are the gentleman-bugs so put-off-y
Perhaps I'm simply too carefree'
'O no, ma'am, that's just not so
You're the best catch in all of Toronto
It's just that gents here don't know from pink-'n-yellow
Wear a maple-leaf coat to catch a Canadian fellow'
appreciation, for her, friend, hilarious, international, journey, tribute,
ONE FOR MO
Bacon to the poet, how I love to be in a bun
Poet to the bacon; how I love to be on a roll
Indiana Shaw . . . : )
". . . : )"