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america, art, humor, international, patriotic, peace, poetry,
The beauty of the dream
Even fools are allowed in
Misinformed and crawling on narrow stony roads
Yet in this land anything goes
We all have the right to our opinions and views
Apparently even old fools
One day soon
Guns will be taken
So that freedoms truly rule
As the clowns dance
Poets shall rule
Remember this! Obama was no fool!
analogy, appreciation, change, drink, humor, international, music,
True Blue Music Lovers
Eyes squeezed, ears held shut,
When the Koto is plucked, and
Kimono girl shrieks in league,
After much sake,
The Zither is fined tuned, and
The Soprano is well dressed.
2019 April 29
Best Sedoka - 577-577
Limericks be flyin' this fine St. Paddy's day
Trading of barbs is welcomed and quite okay
There once a man from County Kerry
Who was all sorts of drunk and pretty merry
He put on a wig
and danced a fun jig
Til he got picked up by a fellow named Jerry
beach, color, dark, fire, fun, giggle, happy, humorous, inspirational, international, july, new year, poetry, senses, voice, youth,
E-Z Glo Punk, Lightning Flash,
TNT Devices will burst, do crash
Southern Night, Piccolo Petes
are hard to beat...
I like hand held Sparklers, Tanks
flashing fountains, Solar Flare
Six to #20 Gold I have to share,
no incidence, no burns, thanks...
Whistles blow, fountains glow,
pop'n sounds, entire sky all aglow
I love those colors, high an low
trails eched onto my retina
inspired me to let ya know
Now you close both eyes
in pitch dark, what a surprise
for you to see, right there
darkness, absolutely anywhere
beautiful trails of lights in motion
"Always read a label of caution"
art, career, change, future, humor, humorous, identity, image, international, me, mystery, poetess, rain, symbolism, words, writing,
So many amazing Artist ~
one would never complain
Just to be amongst all Soup
my name will never be plain
I love all indiscriminately
My friends you'll remain
Not to confuse or cause pain
for the reason lies not in Vain
From now on just call me
Shanity Rain ~
However my Children remind me , I'm Insane ~
' Shanity Rain my new Pen name '
french, funny, humorous, international, irony, poetry, writing,
Cornelius was a linguist, not a poet -
though his ego was much too large to know it.
After penning a traditional Japanese tanka,
regarding the policies of la casa blanca,
he realized his multicultural poetry - though raw
in meter and message - lacked a certain je ne sais quoi.
Inspired by the writings of our own Maurice Rigoler
*la casa blanca = the white house
*je ne sais quoi = a quality that cannot be named easily.
africa, america, giggle, how i feel, international, people, political,
Ask me not where, when, why or how
Because if I knew I’d be president now
Wait a minute, presidents don’t know that too
I never said they did, but I have morals. Do you?
A young lady from Venezuala
Considered by many a bit of a failure,
Opened a cafe selling pabell'on criolla,
Hugely successful she made much payola,
Sucking on a cigar she's now dressed by a tailor.
cousin, culture, earth, emotions, family, fire, giggle, hyperbole, international, introspection, love, magic, simple, slam, thank you, today, voice, weather, wine,
over-top soars of the harmonica,
the ancient way takes thee and smoke...
With soliloquies we join the mast-
sanctify the allegory,
sustain some good~ing!
beauty, bird, humorous, i love you, identity, international,
It brings happiness.
I am looking at the sundown,
tied in a tree branches.
In the Garama river cruise,
we laugh and joke,
with monkeys in the trees,
and with the fireflies.
The experience with no price,
but has a great value,
We come and go.
We meet and depart.
We listen to different stories.
Stories of bravery.
Tales of cultures.
And the beauty of the language.
The language of tongue.
The language of self.
But I am putting an ink to paper,
will make the story begin.
black african american, body, family, food, hilarious, imagination, international,
The best of beans
makes you tute (tutorial) gas
and fumy gas makes you learn
that what tastes great going in
has a smelliest price coming out
giggle, international, music,
Little Vlad Putin was blowin' his horn
The owls in the trees were hootin’
After a dinner of pork 'n beans with corn
Vlad's other horn was really a-tootin’
celebrity, giggle, happy birthday, international, may, music, tribute,
Happy Happy birthday Gulce Ataseven
To the ' LUXURIOUS, BREATHTAKINGLY , BEAUTIFUL LADY'
with the most
' ELEGANT GIVING HEART'
let me say
Happy Happy birthday to you
i lift up my glass with a
just as 'FABULOUSLY EXQUISITE '
and ' radiantly enchanting '
as to say to you
i hope you have a
Happy Happy birthday
that only a
'KIND HEARTED EXUBERANT, ANIMAL LOVER'
like you can do
Happy Happy birthday
to a 'VIVACIOUS INDEPENDENT WOMAN'
as 'ANGELIC AND AS LOVELY
appreciation, food, humor, husband, wife,
"Greetings from an IWD Kitchen"
The soup is not burnt
nor is the toast
The eggs look edible
forgive me, I boast
International Woman's Day
I take on the kitchen
Give my wife the day off
'Tis my blind ambition...
Psst. I call her name
Maybe she'll pitch in
Alas, her husband is ~
neither cook nor magician
business, corruption, culture, funny, international, money, political,
The Mushroom Party
Placed an embargo
On Chinese goods
It seems that some urns
Were not stuffed with money
Did Kim Jong Un
Pull something funny?
The Donald, of course,
Was not not amused
A star of TV
Should not be abused!
So Rocket Man
Fired off a tweet
"Meat me for lunch"
Which Donald thought, "Sweet"
They both shared a tart
At Great Ego Hall
Then zip-lined to Stormy's
To watch curtains fall
Are now filled with Won
So North Korea
Can blast off at dawn
Two heads together
With la-di-da spiel
Keep our world spinning
When Trump's the Big Wheel
Robert Isaacs Chiwala
beach, cute, cute love, feelings, fun, funny love, international,
Gone for the view
Sometimes maybe a swim
Or just fishing
In a quiet shore
Just alone gazing at each other
After an hour -a fruitless catch
Sighing, frustrated giving up
In each other's arms comforting
A strange feeling sparkled with a kiss
The warmth like never felt before
Waters, sand, grass and the sky yet watching
Only playful taunts revealed in giggles
drink, humor, humorous, satire,
Vodka seems to be part of the Russians.
It's like order and structure for Prussians.
Vodka opens the mind,
but it makes one inclined
to fall over and suffer concussions.
How the Irish delight in their drink
is straightforward and touching I think.
Sean and Mary McGinnis
raise their glasses of Guinness,
and then gulp to oblivion's brink.
I’ve been told that the Finns take to boozing.
They love Kossu — a drink of their choosing.
This tradition is old
for in Finland it's cold,
so their habit can merit excusing.
allusion, environment, giggle, humor, international, love,
This is sage advice,
At gigolos don't look twice,
It's a pandemic world,
Solo orgasms, guys and girls,
All around the world,
Blip yourselves, dudes and girls,
Then on with the happy pants,
Back to work online, us ants!
How do I know all this?
Google's life coaching is the blip!
humorous, international, leadership, satire,
The old fool can't even spell 'embarrassed'
Joe Biden really thinks he can scare us
He claims he's the boss here
Though his vision's not clear
Threatens to send K Harris to Paris
animal, confusion, giggle, international, internet, lust, political,
A Digger who came from Down Under
Was disturbed by Donald Trump's thunder
It seems that a tweet
Incited a bleat
But who can blame Ewe for the blunder?
10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, fun, humor, international, political,
Julian, man of great pride,
Julian, bearded man, inside
Julian, Ecuador assembly you doth hide,
Julian, who can you abide?
Assange, you should know….
Assange, this is but a show
Assange, wiki leaks aglow,
Julian Assange, where did you go?
Written: April 27, 2019
Contest: Julian Assange
Sponsor: Kai Michael Neumann
funny, international, language, words,
The instructions were written in Greek
Sometime before people could speak
By some grand design
It read line by line,
"This is the way to go up the creek."
Alfonso II Warally Ngengethe Mussabwa Chris
corruption, encouraging, humor, inspiration, integrity, international, poets,
Exposing some criminals globally,
Demand collaboration of writers,
Who stand to do thing intentionally,
To discourage millions of world wrongdoers.
It is known as one of dangerous tasks
Which can also put breads on the table
Reason why they sit long on writing desks
Just to continue being suitable.
Rhyme scheme: abab /abab
Syllable count: 10
There was a foreign-looking chap
Who held a pussy on his lap
He stroked her fur
And heard her purr
But she had to draw him a map
humor, international, satire, war, water,
POTUS Joe Biden
met Vladimir Kremlin
said, 'Show me your wares if you dare'
Whereupon Vladimir Kremlin
unleashed a gremlin
grinning atop nuclear hardware
Not to be outdone
Joe had a plan
whipped out a fierce water gun
Said, 'Come here, Vlady Kremlin
along with your gremlin
Take this! (Spritzing them) ~ The War 'gainst Pollution WE'VE won'