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Written by
Arthur Vaso
Categories:
america, art, humor, international, patriotic, peace
The American Dream
The beauty of the dream
Even fools are allowed in
Misinformed and crawling on narrow stony roads
Yet in this land anything goes
We all have the right to our opinions and views
Apparently even old fools
One day soon
Guns will be taken
So that freedoms truly rule
As the clowns dance
One day
Poets shall rule
Remember this! Obama was no fool!
Written by
Hilo Poet
Categories:
analogy, appreciation, change, drink, humor, international
True Blue Music Lovers
True Blue Music Lovers
Eyes squeezed, ears held shut,
When the Koto is plucked, and
Kimono girl shrieks in league,
After much sake,
The Zither is fined tuned, and
The Soprano is well dressed.
2019 April 29
*3rd Place*
Best Sedoka - 577-577
~~Lu Loo
Written by
Tim Smith
Categories:
funny,
International Limerick Day
Limericks be flyin' this fine St. Paddy's day
Trading of barbs is welcomed and quite okay
There once a man from County Kerry
Who was all sorts of drunk and pretty merry
He put on a wig
and danced a fun jig
Til he got picked up by a fellow named Jerry
Written by
Timothy Hicks
Categories:
french, funny, humorous, international, irony, poetry
Cornelius Writes a Poem
Cornelius was a linguist, not a poet -
though his ego was much too large to know it.
After penning a traditional Japanese tanka,
regarding the policies of la casa blanca,
he realized his multicultural poetry - though raw
in meter and message - lacked a certain je ne sais quoi.
Inspired by the writings of our own Maurice Rigoler
*la casa blanca = the white house
*je ne sais quoi = a quality that cannot be named easily.
Written by
John Pen
Categories:
africa, america, giggle, how i feel, international, people
Man With No Morals
Ask me not where, when, why or how
Because if I knew I’d be president now
Wait a minute, presidents don’t know that too
I never said they did, but I have morals. Do you?
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
funny, international,
From Failure To Tailor
A young lady from Venezuala
Considered by many a bit of a failure,
Opened a cafe selling pabell'on criolla,
Hugely successful she made much payola,
Sucking on a cigar she's now dressed by a tailor.
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
giggle, international, music,
Hootin' and Tootin'
Little Vlad Putin was blowin' his horn
The owls in the trees were hootin’
After a dinner of pork 'n beans with corn
Vlad's other horn was really a-tootin’
Written by
Neldy Jolo
Categories:
beauty, bird, humorous, i love you, identity, international
Ink In the Paper
It brings happiness.
I am looking at the sundown,
tied in a tree branches.
In the Garama river cruise,
we laugh and joke,
with monkeys in the trees,
and with the fireflies.
The experience with no price,
but has a great value,
We come and go.
We meet and depart.
We listen to different stories.
Stories of bravery.
Tales of cultures.
And the beauty of the language.
The language of tongue.
The language of self.
But I am putting an ink to paper,
will make the story begin.
Written by
Verlecia Fields
Categories:
celebrity, giggle, happy birthday, international, may, music
Happy Happy Birthday Gulce Ataseven
Happy Happy birthday Gulce Ataseven
To the ' LUXURIOUS, BREATHTAKINGLY , BEAUTIFUL LADY'
with the most
' ELEGANT GIVING HEART'
let me say
Happy Happy birthday to you
i lift up my glass with a
'LYRICAL toast'
just as 'FABULOUSLY EXQUISITE '
and ' radiantly enchanting '
as to say to you
i hope you have a
Happy Happy birthday
that only a
'KIND HEARTED EXUBERANT, ANIMAL LOVER'
like you can do
Happy Happy birthday
to a 'VIVACIOUS INDEPENDENT WOMAN'
as 'ANGELIC AND AS LOVELY
as You...
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
appreciation, food, humor, husband, wife,
Greetings From An International Woman's Day Kitchen
"Greetings from an IWD Kitchen"
The soup is not burnt
nor is the toast
The eggs look edible
forgive me, I boast
International Woman's Day
I take on the kitchen
Give my wife the day off
'Tis my blind ambition...
Psst. I call her name
Maybe she'll pitch in
Alas, her husband is ~
neither cook nor magician
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
humorous, international, leadership, satire,
Mr Netanyahu Slams Mr Biden
The old fool can't even spell 'embarrassed'
Joe Biden really thinks he can scare us
He claims he's the boss here
Though his vision's not clear
Threatens to send K Harris to Paris
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
business, corruption, culture, funny, international, money
Wheel of the Gods Grind
The Mushroom Party
Placed an embargo
On Chinese goods
To Mar-a-Largo
It seems that some urns
Were not stuffed with money
Did Kim Jong Un
Pull something funny?
The Donald, of course,
Was not not amused
A star of TV
Should not be abused!
So Rocket Man
Fired off a tweet
"Meat me for lunch"
Which Donald thought, "Sweet"
They both shared a tart
At Great Ego Hall
Then zip-lined to Stormy's
To watch curtains fall
Ivanka's urns
Are now filled with Won
So North Korea
Can blast off at dawn
Two heads together
With la-di-da spiel
Keep our world spinning
When Trump's the Big Wheel
Written by
Vladimir Tumanov
Categories:
drink, humor, humorous, satire,
International Drunkenness
Vodka seems to be part of the Russians.
It's like order and structure for Prussians.
Vodka opens the mind,
but it makes one inclined
to fall over and suffer concussions.
How the Irish delight in their drink
is straightforward and touching I think.
Sean and Mary McGinnis
raise their glasses of Guinness,
and then gulp to oblivion's brink.
I’ve been told that the Finns take to boozing.
They love Kossu — a drink of their choosing.
This tradition is old
for in Finland it's cold,
so their habit can merit excusing.
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
humor, international, satire, war, water,
Ww3 Sneak Preview
POTUS Joe Biden
met Vladimir Kremlin
said, 'Show me your wares if you dare'
Whereupon Vladimir Kremlin
unleashed a gremlin
grinning atop nuclear hardware
Not to be outdone
Joe had a plan
whipped out a fierce water gun
Said, 'Come here, Vlady Kremlin
along with your gremlin
Take this! (Spritzing them) ~ The War 'gainst Pollution WE'VE won'
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
humor,
International Relations
There was a foreign-looking chap
Who held a pussy on his lap
He stroked her fur
And heard her purr
But she had to draw him a map
Written by
Julie Grenness
Categories:
allusion, environment, giggle, humor, international, love
Pandemic Love
This is sage advice,
At gigolos don't look twice,
It's a pandemic world,
Solo orgasms, guys and girls,
All around the world,
Blip yourselves, dudes and girls,
Then on with the happy pants,
Back to work online, us ants!
How do I know all this?
Google's life coaching is the blip!
Written by
Alfonso II Warally Ngengethe Mussabwa Chris
Categories:
corruption, encouraging, humor, inspiration, integrity, international
Important Collaboration, Collab
Exposing some criminals globally,
Demand collaboration of writers,
Who stand to do thing intentionally,
To discourage millions of world wrongdoers.
It is known as one of dangerous tasks
Which can also put breads on the table
Reason why they sit long on writing desks
Just to continue being suitable.
Rhyme scheme: abab /abab
Syllable count: 10
March 29/2023
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, fun, humor, international
Wiki Leaks Wiki Reeks
Wiki leaks
Wiki seeks
Wiki peeks
Wiki reeks
Julian, man of great pride,
Julian, bearded man, inside
Julian, Ecuador assembly you doth hide,
Julian, who can you abide?
Wiki leaks
Wiki seeks
Wiki peeks
Wiki reeks
Assange, you should know….
Assange, this is but a show
Assange, wiki leaks aglow,
Julian Assange, where did you go?
Written: April 27, 2019
Contest: Julian Assange
Sponsor: Kai Michael Neumann
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
funny, international, language, words,
Instructions
The instructions were written in Greek
Sometime before people could speak
By some grand design
It read line by line,
"This is the way to go up the creek."
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
animal, confusion, giggle, international, internet, lust
Aussie In the White House
A Digger who came from Down Under
Was disturbed by Donald Trump's thunder
It seems that a tweet
Incited a bleat
But who can blame Ewe for the blunder?
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
humor, international, sports,
International Relations
The Beijing Olympics can't cope
With all the young athletes who hope
When they go to shower
That they'll have the power
To service all those who drop soap
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
food, giggle, horse, international,
Bought Me a Russian Horse
I traveled to Russia, bought me a horse
When we got home, I had buyer’s remorse
What would I feed it
What does a horse eat
Horse ordered vodka with beet borscht, of course
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
conflict, giggle, international,
Western Decadence and Debauchery
Putin's banned
~ Walt Disneyland
When the title is longer than the poem,
the discriminating reader forgoes 'em
Written by
Panagiota Romios
Categories:
hilarious, humor,
International Women's Day
International Women's Day
Now being a woman, I don't get it,
When large breasts are floated in
Amsterdam today!
Looking like overgrown onions,
To celebrate Women's Day!
Is that all we are? Really how silly!
If only there were an International
Men's day!
And rivers filled with floating willies!
One could make millions charging for
"Ride the Willy"...
From the Book:
I Float, Hear me Roar!
By: Panagiota Romios
3/8/2019
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
fruit, giggle, humor, international,
Dumb Luck - Nyuk, Nyuk
CHINA and INDIA grow the most bananas
More than in Hawaii, Florida, or even Montana
So China and India are true banana republics
Our dumb luck, NOT Lubbock (TX) ~ Nyuk, nyuk