Humorous and funny Jail poems and/or funny poems about Jail. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Jail funny poems!
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
humorous,
Jail House Blues
In jail
No bail
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 6 July 2015 All Rights Reserved
Tied for No. 3 in Judy Konos' "One Footle" Contest
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous,
I Am a Jail Bird
Here I sit in my gilded cage
Bars confine me because I got in a rage
No chance for a roll in the hay
As I’m locked up 24 hours a day
The only bars are the ones that imprison me
Only twenty more years and I then will be free
Locked up for a crime that I admit
Being in prison is simply rubbish (I couldn't use my rhyming word!)
101 Poems in a row #17 sponsored by PD Linda :-)
10th May 2015
Written by
Chipepo Lwele
Categories:
forgiveness, funny,
-jail-Bird's-Prayer
Oh Lord,forgive the arresting officer
who first caught me when I committed crime__
for destroying my future.
Again,I pray to blindfold the inspector of police__
that He may order police officers to delete my
picture and name from the 'wanted persons list'__
Also, make lazy police officers assigned to arrest
me from my hiding place__
Jail changed my life!
chipepo lwele
*Dedicated to hardcore Jailbirds
Written by
Sidney Hall Mad Poet
Categories:
funny
Cook County Jail
I’m in Cook County Jail and don’t know why
All because of a devious lie
When I bend for the soap
It’s the only one not on a rope
The one eyed pirate gets a poke in the eye
Written by
Kathy Fretwell Gandy
Categories:
fantasy, funny, places,
Locked Up In Jail
It isn't any fun
being locked up in jail.
Sitting all by my lonesome
in this cracker box cell.
The bed is too hard
and I never really rest.
I asked for a pillow
but they denied my request.
I go to sleep hungry
because the food is so rotten.
I never see a soul,
it seems I've been forgotten.
I'd try to escape
if I thought that I could.
But here in this jail,
I'm locked up pretty good.
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
humorous,
Jail Bird
Jail Bird
Clyde Gooch
Liked hooch
Got smashed
Wife bashed
Clyde bluffed
Cops cuffed
In jail
No bail
Plea made
Fine paid
Judge says
Ten days
Wife smirked
Clyde irked
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
drink, humorous,
To Jail With No Bail
Beat spouse
Called louse
In funk
Got drunk
Left bar
Drove car
Cop stopped
Got popped
Smelled booze
Bad news
Tests muffed
Handcuffed
To jail
No bail
Court date
Learned fate
Judge gowned
And frowned
One year
Oh dear
Confined
He pined
Short shrift
Wife miffed
Entry for Caren Krutsinger's "Try A New Style" Contest
Written by
Nicholas Beddoo
Categories:
funny,
Why I Went To Jail
JUDGE: BEFORE----()---()-------
/
------------------
Objection Objection
He voted for Hillary during the presidential election
JUDGE: AFTER
-------( 0 ) ------ ( 0 ) ----------
/
u
The best part is you see
He let me go free
. .
/
u
Written by
Lycia Harding
Categories:
funny, prison,
Jail Bird
You spend all the day sneaking about
but you'll pay for each rule you now flout
You can bet that sweet tail,
you're the next cat to jail
and you'll sing like a bird to get out!
Written by
L Milton Hankins
Categories:
humor,
Jail Bird
I met a jail bird in Fort Lauderdale
He needed some money to make his bail
I might’ve helped him get out
But I had no financial clout
So, he’s still languishing in County Jail.
written March 5, 2022
Written by
Panagiota Romios
Categories:
city, corruption, humor, perspective,
Get Out of Jail Free Card
Get Ot of Jail Free Card
If you live in Chicago, this is easy
to do.
The right hands get the money,
and out the jail doors go you.
Jussie Smollett, the new saint
Free on the block?
Hollywood will welcome him!
The newest "victim", really?
OMG!
What a crock!
The deadhead media all in a twit,
Apparently, don't know Chicago,
It's just perfect politics!-)))
Panagiota Romios
3/26/2019