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funny, january, new year,
I’ve been watching my weight since 14,
but with all of the diets I’ve seen,
they’ve become a big no-no.
This here dieting yo-yo
has stopped trying to be super lean!
Other problems I’ll change as I go.
I don’t need a New Year to say so!
Said a wise sailor man:
I yam what I yam!
Why improve on a good thing - ya know?
So the cause of the most bellyaching
at this time of the year I’m forsaking.
When you know yourself well. . .
why then go through such hell!
Resolutions I’ll never be making.
For the the New Year's Resolution Poetry Contest of Regina Riddle
celebrity, humorous, new year,
Just where have the weeks gone
Another year has whizzed past
No New Years resolution, I'd only break it
Unless it’s to meet George Clooney
Ah fiddlesticks he’s married now!
Romance is off the cards
Yeah, but a girl can dream!
January Acrostic Contest
Sponsored by Michelle Faulkner
NB I have never made a New Year's Resolution, this is just a standing joke with my husband
funny, january, sad, sweet, tribute,
Just my mother tryin for
anothur moment of agonised , blisful but
nevurending hapiness, sharin with no one hur
uninterupting joy until my overly large but othurwise
average head appears and the docter says, "anothur
regular ordinary baby, happy new
year I'm sory, what did you say his name was"
good morning, good night, humorous, january, morning, sleep, winter,
Look out the window
And enjoy the eastern glow
Now get out of bed
Feet on a cold floor
In the middle of winter
Now get back in bed
bird, humorous, imagery, inspiration, january, poetry, writing,
Chickadee flies low
looking for food he buried
runs into a tree.
Copyright © Cynthia Jones
I haven't penned one of these in a while.
Robert L. Hinshaw
Time to figure consarned taxes again
And Christmas bills come due giving me pain
Let's delete January
And start with February
January has come to be my bane
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved
After a long night
I smiled a bit
I havent peed
Since last year!
Jean, Jean wis young an' alive till Ah gied her tatties and neeps;
Noo she's bein' seek as a dug, it fairly gies me the creeps.
Bonnie Mary O' Argyle took a trip tae the Brig O' Doon,
She took a dook oaf the parapet, ended up nearly bein' drooned!
Wee sleakit, cooerin', timorous beastie, ye must think it a sin!
Aw the lassies a' ever kent, wanted tae stab me wi' a pin.
Blythe Hae a' Been on Yon Hill, where a Tippling Ballad ah Wrote;
Gude Ale Keeps the Heart Aboon, when ye drink an awfy lote.
Dr. James E. Martin
Hello January, you’ve finally arrived
Another year we have all survived.
Tell me please, if you can
What will be? - How should I plan?
Do you see more of the status quo?
Will more freedom we soon know?
Will our economy settle down?
Will there be reason to wear a frown?
If only these things and much, much more
We could from you successfully implore!
If we could in the future see
What would be our destiny?
I sit here in my solitude
And wonder if you’ll ever my thoughts intrude.
I anxiously hope that I’ll not long wait
Before my concerns you’ll contemplate!
7th grade, humorous, imagery, january, poetry, school, snow,
greeting the morning
the authority of snow
told schools to just chill
age, america, funny, january, political, power, sad,
Sleepy, creepy uncle Biden
in the basement had been hidin'
while reformers wrote his script
and the casted votes got flipped.
Now President reject, behind CNN's stage
emulates the affects of old age.
Let's give the man credit, though, seems he tries
and he can't remember he's telling lies.