Humorous and funny Jay poems and/or funny poems about Jay. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Jay funny poems!
Written by
Sonia Walker
Categories:
bird, humor, nature,
Blue Jay
blue jay in the yard
boisterous and beautiful
prima donna act
May 9, 2020
Written by
Virginia Gelok
Categories:
2nd grade, bird, environment, humorous,
Jay
I'm big and bold and mostly blue
I can be heard from a mile or two.
I'll screech and yell and tell the tale
If you leave peanuts on the rail.
Written by
Raven Howell
Categories:
analogy, animal, appreciation, bird, funny, music, nature,
Blue Jay
Ok
Ok
Ok
Blue Jay
With your blue “wheedlewee” and “tooltool”,
Blueberry in beak
Blue sky in full peak
Tweet your blue wheedlewee and tooltool
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
fun, humorous, light,
Blue Jay School Mascot
Blue jay
A squawker
School mascot
Represents very few
Thank God
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
bird, humor,
A Bird Named Jay
Red lights flashed a bird named Jay
who laughed at the crosswalk and had to pay
Let that be a lesson to all you big talkers
~ lest you end up broke, like poor Jaywalker
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
car, humor, irony,
Talk Your Way Out of This, Jay
I had a good friend named Jay Walker
He fancied himself a smooth talker
He was extra discreet
When he ventured mid-street
Too bad that mean cop was his stalker
Jay was kicking and screaming so loud
That he drew a sympathetic crowd
"I know what my rights are
When they're tightly-packed cars
Crossing anywhere must be allowed."
May 03, 2020
Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Janice Canerdy
Written by
Daisy Ward
Categories:
bird, humor, life, poetry,
The Blue Jay
I'm the coolest blue jay
Singing a beautiful song
out loud, I can also
Mimic other birds
I love to eat so,
I'll grab a few
Caterpillars and beetles
They taste so good that
I swallow them whole
In the fall, I eat
Nuts, seeds and acorns
I also store some in trees
Then forget which tree
I put them in
I'm also a lover
I'll woo the one I want
Feeding and taking good
Care of her
If she chooses me
We'll be together forever