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Poem Details | by
Sonia Walker |
Categories:
bird, humor, nature,
blue jay in the yard
boisterous and beautiful
prima donna act
May 9, 2020
Poem Details | by
Virginia Gelok |
Categories:
2nd grade, bird, environment, humorous,
I'm big and bold and mostly blue
I can be heard from a mile or two.
I'll screech and yell and tell the tale
If you leave peanuts on the rail.
Poem Details | by
Raven Howell |
Categories:
analogy, animal, appreciation, bird, funny, music, nature,
Ok
Ok
Ok
Blue Jay
With your blue “wheedlewee” and “tooltool”,
Blueberry in beak
Blue sky in full peak
Tweet your blue wheedlewee and tooltool
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
fun, humorous, light,
Blue jay
A squawker
School mascot
Represents very few
Thank God
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
car, humor, irony,
I had a good friend named Jay Walker
He fancied himself a smooth talker
He was extra discreet
When he ventured mid-street
Too bad that mean cop was his stalker
Jay was kicking and screaming so loud
That he drew a sympathetic crowd
"I know what my rights are
When they're tightly-packed cars
Crossing anywhere must be allowed."
May 03, 2020
Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Janice Canerdy
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
bird, humor,
Red lights flashed a bird named Jay
who laughed at the crosswalk and had to pay
Let that be a lesson to all you big talkers
~ lest you end up broke, like poor Jaywalker
Poem Details | by
Daisy Ward |
Categories:
bird, humor, life, poetry,
I'm the coolest blue jay
Singing a beautiful song
out loud, I can also
Mimic other birds
I love to eat so,
I'll grab a few
Caterpillars and beetles
They taste so good that
I swallow them whole
In the fall, I eat
Nuts, seeds and acorns
I also store some in trees
Then forget which tree
I put them in
I'm also a lover
I'll woo the one I want
Feeding and taking good
Care of her
If she chooses me
We'll be together forever