Funny Poems About Jay or Jay Funny Poems

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Poem Details | by Sonia Walker |
Categories: bird, humor, nature,

Blue Jay

blue jay in the yard
boisterous and beautiful
prima donna act

May 9, 2020

Poem Details | by Virginia Gelok |
Categories: 2nd grade, bird, environment, humorous,


I'm big and bold and mostly blue
I can be heard from a mile or two.
I'll screech and yell and tell the tale
If you leave peanuts on the rail.

Poem Details | by Raven Howell |
Categories: analogy, animal, appreciation, bird, funny, music, nature,

Blue Jay

Blue Jay
With your blue “wheedlewee” and “tooltool”,
Blueberry in beak
Blue sky in full peak
Tweet your blue wheedlewee and tooltool

Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: fun, humorous, light,

Blue Jay School Mascot

Blue jay		
A squawker
School mascot
Represents very few
Thank God

Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: car, humor, irony,

Talk Your Way Out of This, Jay

I had a good friend named Jay Walker
He fancied himself a smooth talker
  He was extra discreet
  When he ventured mid-street
Too bad that mean cop was his stalker

Jay was kicking and screaming so loud
That he drew a sympathetic crowd
  "I know what my rights are
  When they're tightly-packed cars
Crossing anywhere must be allowed."

           May 03, 2020
      Limerick Poetry Contest
     Sponsor: Janice Canerdy

Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: bird, humor,

A Bird Named Jay

Red lights flashed a bird named Jay
  who laughed at the crosswalk and had to pay

    Let that be a lesson to all you big talkers
      ~ lest you end up broke, like poor Jaywalker

Poem Details | by Daisy Ward |
Categories: bird, humor, life, poetry,

The Blue Jay

I'm the coolest blue jay
Singing a beautiful song
out loud, I can also
Mimic other birds
I love to eat so,
I'll grab a few 
Caterpillars and beetles
They taste so good that
I swallow them whole
In the fall, I eat 
Nuts, seeds and acorns
I also store some in trees
Then forget which tree
I put them in
I'm also a lover
I'll woo the one I want
Feeding and taking good
Care of her
If she chooses me
We'll be together forever