Humorous and funny Jill poems and/or funny poems about Jill. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Jill funny poems!
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, nursery rhyme,
Jack and Jill Re Written
Jack and Jill went up the hill
With thoughts of making love
Jack hadn’t got a condom
So cut a finger off Jill’s glove
The glove was far too small for him
And it didn’t fit his todger
Now they are proud parents
Of a baby they called Rodger!
1st October 2016
Another poem written after being inspired by Ilene Bauer's poem three blind mic
Written by
Barry Stebbings
Categories:
humor,
Jill the Dentist
Jill The Dentist
There was once a dentist named Jill
Who thought she was good with a drill
And found doing a filling
Really quite thrilling;
If only her patients stayed still.
06/04/17
Written by
Elaine George
Categories:
humorous,
Jack and Jill
An old gal known to us all as Jill
Who lived in an old house on a hill
Going out for a stroll
Ended up in a roll
With jack at the bottom of the still
Written: June 2nd, 2014
For Bawdy, Bawdy, Miss Clawdy Contest
Written by
Poet. Undertaker
Categories:
humor,
Jack and Jill
Once there was a handsome guy called Jack,
wedded a beauty named Jill, dressed in sack.
they went up the hill
to have a night of hell.
Bloody this Jack and Jill song rhymes fake!
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
drink, humorous,
The True Tale of Jack and Jill
Jack and Jill scrambled up the hill so sheer,
To fetch his dipsomaniac pa a pail of beer.
Alas, Jack stumbled creating a frothy spill.
Facing his furious pop, he blamed it all on Jill!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2014 All Rights Reserved
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
child, children, funny, magic,
My Poem Jack's Painting and Jill
JACK PAINTED A PICTURE
OF A PURPLE WATERING PAIL
ON A PLAIN PAINTER’S PANEL
AND PLACED IT ON TOP OF A HILL
AND PUT MY POEM OF A PLANT DEEP INTO IT
I CALLED IT A COLLAGE CORSAGE
OR WAS IT A MIRAGE MONTAGE
NO MATTER
JILL WATERED THE WORK ON THE HILL
AND IT GREW UP OFF THE PANEL LIKE A PAPER BEAN STALK
INTO A LOVE SONNET TO JILL
I CALLED IT A COLLABORATION
I CALLED IT MIXED MEDIA
I CALLED IT HIGH ART
THE FAME WENT TO THEIR HEADS
JACK TOOK THE FALL HARD
AND JILL JUST TUMBLED DOWN
SLOWLY AFTER HIM AND WROTE A BOOK
Written by
Theresa Cw
Categories:
humor, nonsense, , western,
Jack and Jill Went To a Dance
Jack and Jill Went to A Dance
Jack and Jill went out to a western dance
Though Jill did think she would prance and prance
what did happen next
Jill did get perplexed
Jack danced on her toes, threw fer-de-lance.
Note: A fer-de-lance is a type of a snake
Written: Dec. 1, 2015
Theresa
Written by
Gail Debole
Categories:
friendship, funny, people,
Portrait of Jill
Written on October 3, 2010
There once was a lady named Jill
Who laughed and laughed until
She rolled on the floor
Could laugh no more
And soon became very still...
Until a laugh bigger than ever
Arose and lasted forever.
Jill's laugh is never quite done
Because her thoughts are fun
And her smiling mind - very clever.
Gail's note: Inspired by my friend Jill
Part of the Portrait Poetry Collection
Written by
Roger Horsch
Categories:
children, fun, humorous,
Jack and Jill Went Over the Hill
Jack and Jill went over the hill
'cause the top was very small
They bounced and rolled right down the hill
like a great big rubber ball
They bounced with the pail of water
that they gathered at the top
Bruised and wet they kept on falling
while praying that they would stop
They finally stopped and came to rest
at the bottom of the hill
Then ran for home to change their clothes
before they caught a chill
There's a moral to this story
getting water is no fun
when you take another to the top
That was made to fit just one
Written by
Tahera Mannan
Categories:
funny
And Jill Came Tumbling Down
Then there was this big girl called Jill
Who yearned to be seduced by big Bill
She laid herself on the ground
And to her horror she found
She’d made a huge mountain out of the molehill
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
baby, first love, humorous, nursery rhyme,
Not So Innocent Jack and Jill
Young Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack put his arms around her waist
And they did something they shouldn’t ought’a
Soon she was spreading around her girth
Nine months later she gave birth …
Doing something they shouldn’t ought’a
Gave them a baby daughter!
4th December 2015
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous,
Adult Jack and Jill
Okay all you growed up kiddies, ready for this
Jack and Jill fell down the hill, the original premise
Well the true story is such
They ended up in a clutch
Humping and bumping till they spoke a foreign dialect
Written by
Cheryl Hoffman
Categories:
humor, nursery rhyme,
Jack and Jill
Jack and Jill recovered after their spill,
weaning themselves off of all the pain pills,
both out of work,
hired at Jumpjerks,
becoming first nursery rhyme stunt people.
11-20-16
Written by
Anisha Dutta
Categories:
4th grade, appreciation, humor,
Jack and Jill
JACK and JILL
Jill wearing dress of polyester
She is Jack’s nice lovely younger sister.
Witty whimsy critic.
Just talking sarcastic.
Looks most funny in puppy-like gesture.
08/01/18
Written by
Chris Nwigwe
Categories:
adventure, fantasy, funny,
Jack and Jill
JACK AND JILL.
OH, LA, LA
JACK AND JANE
OH, LA, LA
JACK AND JOHN
OH! MY GOD
CHRIS NWIGWE
Written by
Charles Messina
Categories:
humor,
Silly Jill
Silly Jill and Willie Dill,
Both agreed to take the pill.
But Silly Jill wouldn't take the pill,
Until she knew for sure that Willy will.
Written by
Connie Pachecho
Categories:
humor, romance,
When Jack Fell Down Jill Found Another
When Jack Fell Down Jill Found Another
tom, dick and harry went up the hill
to fetch love with a women named jill
tom beat around the bush
harry frozen on his tush
dick rose to the top and got his fill
connie pachecho
8/24/17
Written by
Vernette Hutcherson
Categories:
funny, life, mystery, parody,
Jack and Jill
When Jack and Jill went up the hill
Each one had a quarter
Jill came down with fifty cents
I thought they went for water
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
humor,
Jack and Jill Find a Thrill
When Jill fell down on Jack's weenie
She remarked that it was so teeny
Jack thought she meant "perky"
Not dried-up old jerky
But Jack had this magic beanie ....
Written by
Linda Alice Fowler
Categories:
birth, birthday, fun, funny, humor, humorous, silly,
Jill and Bill
Jill and Bill went up the hill
for a little mid-day thrill.
Nine months to the day,
you pay if you play.
Jill had not been on the pill!!
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
humorous,
Jill Gets Around
Little Jill loves boating
while big Will water-skies
She holds her water till they dock,
while in the lake Will pees.
Jill goes out sometimes with Phil.
She has a little snack,
but all the crap on Phil’s big plate
could cause a heart attack.
Jill met a guy whose name is Gill.
He thinks that he’s so cool.
But by the way he acts, we know
he never got through grade school.
Jill has her eye on a new guy.
They call him Silly Billy.
Although he’s buff, Jill has been told
he’s got a tiny willy.
Jill has kissed a girl named Milly.
She'll still date a guy,
but she liked that kiss so much,
maybe Jill’s gone Bi.
Written by
Jim Slaughter
Categories:
humor, nursery rhyme,
Refurbished Nursery Rhymes: Jack and Jill, a Moonshine Lullaby
Where Hillbilly Jack
Sent his pregnant wife, Jill,
Was not for a pail of well water.
She tramped up that hill
For some swill from a still,
But returned with a new baby daughter.
Jack wasn't amused
When Jill told him the news,
And he yelled, "Whar'n tarnation's mah likker?"
So she crowned him and drowned him
Where they still haven't found him.
Hillbilly divorces are cheaper and quicker.
Written by
Stephen Parker
Categories:
funny
Jack and Jill
Jack and Jill went up the hill
Not on a whim but petty frill
Jack led Jill to a corroded still
Jill thought the vat was an abandoned grill
Jack promised Jill a fresh thrill
Jack cooked up a brew to blanch her chill
Jack took a sip but Jill had her fill
Jack pledging fealty on one knee did kneel
Jill fearing that Jack was ill
Threw him prone on a nearby anthill
When the stings reached his hardened quill
Jack jumped up and let out a squeal
Jill dazed from her purse pulled a Viagra pill
Through Jack's clamped lips it's contents did drill
Now horny and burning, Jack rode Jill bareback down the hill
Written by
James Peranteau
Categories:
funny,
Jack and Jill
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Thud
thud
thud
Crack
thud
thud
bang
ow
slide
Smack
bang
thud
ow
Down the hill
into the rocks
against the trees
we fall
Written by
Damian Keady
Categories:
analogy, fun, funny,
Jill Was Her Name
And she was a friend of mine
Well maybe if we had had the time
Long blonde hair and not a care
So Birmingham was where
I saw and fell in love with Jill's long hair
Love you Blondie
Mine was longer though
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