Humorous and funny Joe poems and/or funny poems about Joe. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Joe funny poems!
Written by
Mark Pringle
Categories:
friendship, funny, people,
Say It's So, Joe
There once was a fellow named Joe
To the Soup, he was comrade and foe
At times he would blog
Then poets would flog
Yet, he always would leave us aglow
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
adventure, cowboy-western, education, children, funny, happiness
Trader Joe
< once there was a man named trader Joe
could do nothing with hair so let grow
under big coonskin hat
fleas tick and his pet rat
mercantile's just say Oh Hell No
once there was saloon name lucky spur
where traders brought in their hunted furs
in walks old trader Joe
miss Molly said let's go
now both itch scratch from leftover burrs
Written by
Linda-Marie Sweetheart
Categories:
fear, funny,
Joe Willie Namath
"Joe Willie Namath"
Joe Willie Namath
Super Bowl famous
shaved his football legs to sell pantyhose
wore white mink coat on sidelines for camera pose.
Broadway Joe Willie
drinking booze made him silly
on ESPN ..Suzie refused to be kissed
captured on sports video fans booed and hissed.
*For P.D.'S Clerihew Contest.
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
career, funny,
Joe Namath Clerihew
The Jets' superstar, "Joe Willie Whiteshoes,"
loved baseball, golf, women, and booze.
With bad knees and his sports career dead,
he modeled Hanes pantyhose instead!
Posted 11/5/12 Now used for New or Old 4 Contest of Eve Roper
Here is the link you can copy and paste to see
his modeling career with pantyhose!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qf3oOQq9KFU
Clerihew rhyme scheme is aabb (no set syllable pattern)
Written by
Thomas Martin
Categories:
animal, hilarious, water,
Crazy Joe
Crazy joe had an elephant,
who he rode with some elegance,
until he wound up in his trunk
and into the drink was dunked
and cursed it's smiling arrogance
Written by
Maryann Porto
Categories:
cute, funny, humorous,
Ode To Joe
Oh, how I love you so.
You are my morning pleasure.
My afternoon delight.
I crave you at night.
You sit in silence waiting my arrival.
Scenting the air with pleasure.
The taste of you flavors my lips.
Brings joy to my heart.
Splender to my soul.
I can not lie.
I fear I would die.
You bring my body to action.
Awaken my brain.
Each morning we sit together, watch the sunrise.
One is not enough, I need two.
As I wait for you to brew.
I listen to the birds sing their songs.
Anticipating what soon will come.
Oh, how I love you so.
You are my morning pleasure.
My afternoon delight,
I crave you at night.
Written by
Christopher Bunton
Categories:
funny, crazy,
Old Crazy Joe
Ever hear of Old Crazy Joe?
Wearing panties and dresses cut low?
He attacked a trash can.
Cause, he thought it was a man.
Screaming, "I ain't your dirty ho!"
For the Crazy Person contest.
Written by
Vernette Hutcherson
Categories:
funny, people,
Joe & Fred
I know a poet named Joe
Where he came from, I don't know
If he keeps buggin' Fred
He may get a lump on his head
And to the hospital he'll have to go
I know a poet named Fred
Mention Joe and he sees red
But, I think we all know
He loves fighting with Joe
So, I think that's nuff said
Written by
James Tate
Categories:
humor, satire, , persona,
Multi-Task Joe
Multi-task Joe is in the know
With a Type A personality.
Brilliant of mind, he’s the kind
To do things simultaneously.
He does not fail to read e-mail,
With laptop devoted and humming.
His cell phone scowled as he dialed
With the freight train fiercely coming.
Eating a snack, he crossed the track,
While for details he was asking.
Now, his coffin doubles for folks with troubles,
Sitting on his casket basking.
In a way, he is still multi-tasking!
Written by
Adell Foster
Categories:
funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, imagination, life, love, people
Mo' Joe Skinny Legs and All (Limerick)
(Remembering the Great Joe Tex)
There once was a girl called Sweet Nellie-Rose
Who fell in love with a guy called Mo’ Joe
Guys said she was too skinny
‘Til Nellie wore that Mini
Skinny legs ~ mini skirt and all… wrapped Joe
Comments:
I gotcha wondering just who’s mojo was working
that day :-)
Written by
Joe Flach
Categories:
funny
Message In a Bottle - Burp - Joe
This bottle once was full of cold beer
Now only this dumb note is here
The author’s mind not so clear
Message garbled, I fear
Hoping land is near
Trying to steer
Must now veer
Oh Dear
Burp
Written by
Tom Cunningham
Categories:
humor,
Pirate Joe
Pirate Joe was drinking rum from a keg
Fell overboard and a shark had his leg
They hauled him back in
And stopped the bleedin
And chippy fitted him with a wood peg.
Of good quality you could see the grain
Joe said " it's great to be walking again
But as time went by
Wood started to dry
And wet rot set in because of the rain.
One day his peg fell off with a loud thump
And now Joe has one good leg and a stump
But the story I'm told
He had one made of gold
Now he drags it with a hop, skip and jump...
Written on 22nd July 2022
Written by
Josette Key
Categories:
funny, people, social,
Poor Joe
There once was a man named Joe
Who had the audacity to show
His face in a crowd
No, he wasn't to proud
Though some said
He should wear a shroud.
Written by
Susan Jeavons
Categories:
death, funeral, giggle, humor, obituary,
Uncle Joe
Uncle Joe
Here lies my old Uncle Joe.
We sure weren’t sad to see him go.
He ripped off everyone he met.
Now his poor wife must pay his debt.
4/20/19
Written by
Terry Hoffman
Categories:
christmas, cute, funny, snow,
Joe the Snowman
There once was a snowman named Joe.
He was made of magical snow.
But, then sunshine appeared
and it happened as feared.
Joe put on a great melting show.
Written by
Isaac Odah
Categories:
adventure, beautiful, brother, child, crazy, hilarious
Joe Made a Mark
Joe made a big mark
He painted his albino brother black
When mother found him guilty
Joe said: "black is beauty."
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
funny,
Willie and Joe
Bill Mauldin, the innovative creator of GIs Willie and Joe,
Irked Georgie Patton but thankfully Ike told him where to go!
Billy told it like it was for the grubby grunts in the grime and mud.
Georgie couldn't abide Billy's barbs 'cause he was an old fuddydud!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved
Written by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Categories:
animal, child, death, funny, nature, nursery rhyme
Joe Biddy
Joe Biddy-dee-doe
He didn't know
How careful he ought to be
Joe Biddy-dee-day
Went outside to play
And wandered too near the sea.
Along came a shark
And just for a lark
He ate Joe Biddy-dee-dee.
-1969
Written by
Gaye Hemsley
Categories:
funny, poetry, silly,
Farmer Joe
There was a farmer named Joe
Who took his sheep dog to a show.
Joe started to weep
Instead of mustering sheep
His dog lined up seagulls in a row.
Written by
L Milton Hankins
Categories:
humorous, sad,
Uncle Joe
My Uncle Joe loved to engage in tickling
Especially young boys, it was sickening,
We wondered about him,
Hanging out at the gym
'Till he started openly soliciting!
Written by
Brent Cloyd
Categories:
funny, history, political,
Joker Joe
Joker Joe
©2012 C. Brent Cloyd
Vice President Biden is prone to gaff
But his debate strategy was to laugh
With smirk and grin told things that were not so
That’s how we will remember Joker Joe
Written by
Alfred Berggren
Categories:
humor,
Joe Donic
There once was a thin man named Joe Donic.
Who all people believed was a comic.
He developed a drink,
made a million we think,
by selling us his brown snake oil tonic.
Written by
Linda Alice Fowler
Categories:
fun, funny, humor, humorous, love, marriage
Joe Schmoe
Joe was slow, as men come and go
never really fit in, you know
he tried very hard
always kept his guard
then he married pretty Flo Schmoe
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
animal, giggle, leadership, political,
Blm Reveals How the Democrats Selected Joe Biden
The Party played 'Pin the Tale on the Donkey'
That's how they came up with a senile honkey
Reprinted with permission from
'Ten Greatest Political Poems Ever'
Written by
Guy E Smith
Categories:
children, funny
Johnny Joe
Johnny Joe is a one man show
For all the world to see.
He waives his wands And sings his songs
For smiles from you and me.
One day Johnny looked at his bunny
And it no longer seemed all that funny
So with one last joke and a poof of smoke,
Johnny Joe’s an invisible show.