Humorous and funny Joker poems and/or funny poems about Joker. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Joker funny poems!
Written by
Dorian Petersen Potter
Categories:
character, evil, film, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,
The Joker 1
(Limerick)
Batman and Robin sped to their car
But the Joker outran them by far
Joker got in it
But he didn't fit
Then yelled" Guess have to throw my guitar!"
Dorian Petersen Potter
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Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
humorous,
The Dating Joker
A young Tinder pro from Roanoke
on his dates liked to play a big joke.
He would cause women fear.
Meeting them, he’d appear
in disguise as an old, ugly bloke.
June 2, 2022
for Tania Kitchin's A Funny Limerick - Any Theme Poetry Contest
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Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
character, humorous,
The Gymnast Joker
The gymnast taking trash out back
As a joke gave the girl no slack
In a quick blitz
He did the splits
Then yelled, "I think I tore my sack!"
Written by
Langlea Residents
Categories:
humor, humorous, memory,
Joker In the Pack
Some people are weird, silly and fat.
You can’t eat jokes,
And we want tears of laughter not sadness.
Days gone by I was always laughing.
Slapstick and custard pies.
A stitch in time saves nine when laughing out loud,
and boys will be boys for crying out loud.
Written by
Brent Cloyd
Categories:
funny, history, political,
Joker Joe
Joker Joe
©2012 C. Brent Cloyd
Vice President Biden is prone to gaff
But his debate strategy was to laugh
With smirk and grin told things that were not so
That’s how we will remember Joker Joe
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
drink, humor, mother,
Jerry the Joker
Everyone laughs
at Jerry's crude jokes
He's a regular guy
a bar-tending bloke
But never ever joke
that his mum's soon to croak
Jerry's fists will soon find you
~ You won't be saved by the bell
Written by
Fred Jagenberg
Categories:
age, analogy, character, humorous, woman,
Joker Scare
Dermal atrophy abated
Crows and creases toxified
Final look not contemplated
Alien just like you died
Flowers never reconstructed
Perfect beauty quickly fades
Aging process you obstructed
Mirror damaged thought invades
No way to see yourself again
Face frozen stare distorted
Looking back the joker grins
A novel look turned horrid
June 24, 2019
Written by
Sultan Bahu
Categories:
games, halloween, hilarious, irony, mental illness, psychological, stress,
Joker
Here is another JOKER with head in sand and crystal ball in hand..
Do not want to tell the truth only interested in telling JOKES..
Pakistan needs JOKERS LIKE you to lead national team of JOKERS..
Note.Who saw peacock dance in the jungle why you wanna dungle??
Written by
David Fisher
Categories:
age, body, humorous,
Treasure The Jokes From Your Joker
More can’t piddle with their piddler
Nor can fiddle with their fiddler
Age removes more than a little
Rage just leads to the hospital
Life gives us many fits and starts
Strife’s left once we lose bits and parts
If there’s less poke in your poker
Riff out some jokes from your joker
For the 8x8x8x8 contest
Written by
Randy Freie
Categories:
humorous,
The Joker
In highschool the class clown's name was Seth
Made some laugh and bored others to death
It wasn't a rumor
His good sense of humor
Couldn't hide a slight case of bad breath