Humorous and funny Journey poems and/or funny poems about Journey. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Journey funny poems!
Written by
Black Eyed Susan
Categories:
funny, humorous, journey, poems,
Poems For My Alien Abductors: a Ride Into Space
I thought I could wow them with poems from earth
Poems of joy and humor, poems extolling it’s worth
So I laid out poems from Michael, Gail, and me
From Andrea, David, Gwen, and Ilene
From PD, Harry, Mandy, and Chris
From Jack, Craig, Cyndi, and Liz…
For I was sure once they read our beautiful works
They would embrace us and love our humanly quirks!
So last night I taped them all over my skin
Knowing they’d find them if they took me again…
When I woke up, they were gone and I had a reply:
“We enjoyed reading those poems last night,
And thanks for the names of the earthlings too -
We have many more experiments to do!”
2/7/13
For Michael's boomerang...send your poem for a ride contest
Written by
Bartholomew Williams
Categories:
fun, humor, journey, light, poetry, poets
Elusive Poet
No rhyme
This time.
Re-thought
Still naught.
Read books
Got looks.
Brain nap
A sap?
More rest
Flunked test.
Online
Not fine.
Didn’t learn
Still yearn.
Free verse
Got worse.
Poet?
Forget.
Tried hard
No bard!
10/29/17
Written by
Ravi Kiran
Categories:
cheer up, death, hilarious, humor, humorous, journey
Ridicule With Death
Is it that time?
my time to go.
do you have a warrant?
wait a while,
till the rain dials down.
Not want to ruin the suit,
need to look my best.
When I meet the under lord,
need to appear my best.
Not want to spend
my afterlife drenched.
if not
can I dry myself
at the furnace of the hell.
what if?
I go to heaven,
can I pack
a change of clothes?
Nothing fancy,
long robe and a halo,
may be a scarf too.
let me pack some sausages,
for the long journey ahead.
you seem clueless,
let me talk to your superior,
what is the country code?
Is it alpha and omega?
no! they put me on hold
to a hold tone,
"Hang it up and see what tomorrow brings."
Written by
Robin L. Gass
Categories:
funny
Footle - Journey To the Center of the Earth
Explore
the core
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
allegory, funny, journey,
Ocd
Obsessive workers in their seat
An.al about documents neat
Choose never to rush
Or the toilet to flush
Unless the paperwork's complete
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
age, funny, identity, journey, missing you, sad
My Password
I think
My computer has dementia
It keep asking me for
my password
my password
my password
I keep telling it--
I think
it has forgotten it
My password
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
bird, funny, journey, sea,
The Shipwrecked Sailor
the shipwrecked sailor
from the North
lands on land
between the seas
and sees
nothing but trees
the trees shade him from the sun
in the sky
the sky provides a medium
in which the birds
from the trees
can fly
and the birds
nested in the trees
on occasion
provide the sailor
birds to fry
unfortunately
the shipwrecked sailor
after his bird meal
and nap
still can’t fly
Written by
Wayne Riley
Categories:
hilarious, humor, humorous, journey, leaving, nonsense
Beseeching With Gusto
Beseech the wooden hip and eye
To paddle off and caper.
Beseech the Maxfold cat and stye
Forlorn with hairy Gator.
Bring not thy chesticle to bear,
Thy open arms to boot.
Beseeching here and everywhere
To hear old Amos flute.
'You can but not cumcumber me!'
He gummed in chitter-chatter,
And passing water from his knee
Knew something was the matter.
Alas! Alak! A Ladybird-
A lullaby in butter.
Beseech in me the rare absurd,
Not sane, not yet a nutter.
Written by
Elizabeth Smith
Categories:
allegory, humorous, imagination, journey, science, wisdom
Entropy
An unavoidable state is the disorder
of entropy
Cosmic matter is hurtling there with
unseemly velocity
All heavenly bodies seen in the galaxy
Have a date with entropy historically
Entropy is working even for you
When the mirror confirms lines more
than a few
Entropy has a place for each cosmic
speck
The horse called Gravity is the purveyor
on the trek
In time all will be tossed in a black hole,
atoms to rearrange
Where endless recycling begins
into another Big Bang
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
community, farewell, funny, imagination, journey, light
The Honesty of Childhood Friends
Linda, you think that too?
I did not want to tell you, but since Jacque did.
Wait a second! You think I have road rage?
I have known them both for almost 60 years, but
they still betray me,
creeping at me with judgements, pretending to "help me"
Two childhood friends, doing a road rage intervention.
I am incredulous,
argumentative,
irritated,
ready to pack their stuff for them, and push them out the door.
I hope they will like their little 4 mile hike back to my house.
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, journey, wind,
A Very Windy Day In August
I didn’t want to make a great fuss
When Fred sat beside me on the bus
A great stink did appear -
T’was expelled from his rear
I went green and started to cuss
I thought it would be indiscreet
If I upped and went to swap seat
He kept passing out gas
From his windy fat *** ...
(It’s lucky he can’t smell MY feet!)
No idea of his real name.. but this really happened to me on the bus yesterday
... I don't have smelly feet
17th August 2016
Written by
William Darnell Sr
Categories:
february, humor, journey, literature, me, muse
Who I Am
Who Am I;
Who I am!
You;
may know me?
But you have no idea:
who I am?
See me?
I'm there;
Inside you now.
- Look?
See me again;
Right here, it's me!
- Who am I
- Who I am
Whoops!
Ha! Ha!
Well:
who was he?
Epic!!!
Revised Edition: August 23, 2021, 8:17 AM (EST)
Written by
Gail Foster
Categories:
car, food, humorous, irony, jealousy, journey
Fly By
Past the layby fly
Cars with petrol in their tanks
Going home for tea
We're not going anywhere
Pancake flattened battery
by Gail
Written by
Andrew Carnegie
Categories:
business, city, community, humor, humorous, journey
Weekend Commuting
Weekend Commute
I dissolved into grey crowds
Flooding Londons underground,
Loosing my identity in the flow,
Swimming with currents,
Counter cultural, guttural,
Warmed by the sight,
Of many travellers,
Taking their luggage,
For constitutional walks.
@Andrew Carnegie, Post Paddington, 7th Jan 2017
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Written by
Bill Lindsay
Categories:
funny, journey,
Parisian Slipways
In Paris, was caught in the rain,
and it caused me considerable pain;
sidestepping a well,
in the river I fell -
they pronounced me completely in Seine
Written by
Cal Barkley
Categories:
animal, humor, humorous, journey,
Riding On a Llama
Once there was a farmer
Who rode to the pub on a llama
He said "In Peru
It's the thing to do
Isn't she a charmer?"
Written by
David Drowley
Categories:
earth, giving, humor, journey, travel,
Santa
Jolly Santa boarded his magic sleigh
And told his reindeer, “Up, up and away.”
They hauled his round jellied girth
Many times around the earth
Without gifts to bring - supply chain delay.
12/20/2022
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Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
funny, how i feel, humor, humorous, journey, life
Run and Rhythm
I pulled a muscle in my leg
Or was it my head
Sometimes I can’t run
Sometimes I can’t rhythm
But run and rhythm
Never
At the same time
Written by
Alayande Stephen
Categories:
adventure, allegory, friendship, funny, life, time
Journey Paused
Our journey got paused
I insisted to the passengers
Let’s sleep on our way
We got to the Ibadan garage 1.05am
Then, we move on ‘morrow morning
Dissenting voices echoed diverse views
I offered to alight at the park
Couldn’t put my life at risk
Some of my co-travelers concurred
We paused at Abuja Park of Ibadan
For its of it good to be late than be a late.
Alayande Stephen T.
2.25am
21st November, 2007
It was written at the Abuja Garage in
Iwo Road, Ibadan on my way to her in Ado-Ekiti.
Written by
T Wignesan
Categories:
heaven, humorous, journey,
Rondelet: Tuut-Tuut All Aboard
Merry Xmas to ALL !
Tuut-tuut All 'board
Hades (Heav'n) train leaves at mid of night
Tuut-tuut All 'board
Death comes at eve of ning, Dear Lord
Make haste and pack in Day of Light
Lest ye be left behind What a plight
Tuut-tuut All 'board
(c) T. Wignesan - Paris, 2012
Written by
Travis Klein
Categories:
adventure, crazy, dance, funny, good morning, journey
Jumpstart
Jumpstart
It’s 6f:00 am,
Time to Wake up once again,
It’s too early,
Time to Wake up for work,
Got to get
Out of bed again and again,
And to get
The day started once more,
Nicotine, Caffeine,
More Nicotine and More Caffeine,
To get my body
The jumpstart It does need,
Need to Wake up,
Must be Ready Wake up and Go,
Not Ready
To wake up and get going yet,
Not Ready for
The day, hopefully It is for me,
Nicotine, Caffeine,
More Nicotine and More Caffeine.
Travis “Ceijaeh” Klein
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
age, fate, funny, humor, humorous, journey
Brain Cells
I am losing brain cells every day
they say
I don’t know how
I don’t remember
putting them away
Written by
Derriziel Pierce
Categories:
age, extended metaphor, hilarious, journey, solitude, spoken word
The Power of the Divine
The drowsy power comes creeping,
Stepping into a disadvantageous fight,
The enigma bites at the tongue,
Every thought is a tearful revelation,
The power of the divine...(snoring).
Written by
John Blake
Categories:
analogy, funny, hilarious, imagery, journey, perspective
Bicycle Poem - 2
A wobble waiting in the shed
A joke cracked by Victorian comedians
A test of youthful instability
A trial by tarmac
An unyielding seat with changing views
A wetter way of travelling through rain
A soundless nemesis for pensioners
A tin-tack gathering machine
A complexity in ambulation
A tool used by the mad or desperate
A ticking mockery of balance
A frame for shaming the unfit
A creaking snail on hills
A public declaration of pretence or poverty
An undignified arrival and
A bait for thieves
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
confusion, flying, humorous, journey, travel,
Security Check
At the airport a young director
Ready to film a new TV show
Walked through the metal detector
Forgetting his nail clippers in tow
He had put them in his pocket
Down a hole the clippers fell through
Then just as the alarm went off
He said, "There's something in my shoe!"
Gun drawn an officer yelled, "Halt!"
Thinking about what he should declare
He said, "I'm just here to shoot a pilot"
And it quickly went downhill from there!