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Humorous and funny Joy poems and/or funny poems about Joy. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Joy funny poems!

Written by Paula Goldsmith
Categories: animal, cute, fun, giggle, joy, uplifting

BUNNY - POTD

Bunny very cute
Under a big bush sleeping
Now she is awake
No one knows you are my pet
You and I friends forever

Written by Line Gauthier
Categories: happiness, humor, inspirational, introspection, joy,

Daydreaming Soulseekers

Looking outward.
She’s had a hard life, yet can still laugh and smile,
making it look effortless and genuine.
Looking bubbly and youthful, glowing from happiness
like she knows no other way to live.

I’d like to understand -- I really would.
She’s more than a survivor -- she’s a champ.
Looking within. 
I have finally earned my bit of comfort.
I should feel light and worry-free.
I should be blissfully happy.
I should look at who I’ve let within my circle.

The negatives who've dragged me down:
the procrastinators, whiners, drama queens and naysayers.
I so need to unclutter and make room 
for daydreaming soulseekers and inspiring artists.



AP: Honorable Mention 2020

Written by Sharon De Fazio
Categories: cute love, funny love, i miss you, joy, love, simile

I Miss You

I miss you, 
like the sky misses the stars.
like the streets when there are no cars.
like a government that has no laws,
like music, when it is on pause.

I miss you,
like the desert misses the rain
like an addict without cocaine, 
like a kiss that misses lips
like actors without their scripts.

Written by ... Gigno
Categories: emotions, happiness, humor, joy, longing, senses

Necessity

What makes you laugh until you cry
Laughter that makes you feel alive
The way it touches you cannot deny
A joy you crave to feel to survive

The softness of my lips is brave
in every way. They can't deny
the smile I imprint on their minds today
A sweet addiction you can't take away

A collaboration with Poet Destroyer A: http://www.poetrysoup.com/poems_poets/poems_by_poet.aspx?ID=18720

Written by Gregory Richard Barden
Categories: humor, humorous, people,

The Joy of Anatomy

High as a child
On second-hand helium,
All for the sake of
Her cervical epithelium.

* All in fun, folks! *

Written by Line Gauthier
Categories: child, fantasy, fun, humor, joy, spoken word,

Joy Joy Joy

what ever is going on
in that joyful
little brain of yours

only six years old
and you’re brimming
with imagination
a vivacious fantasy world
in those big bright eyes
and words spewing out
like an overzealous fountain

a bottomless sense
of giddy humor
a full-blown half-pint comedian



AP: Honorable Mention 2020

Written by Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Categories: animal, dog, happy, humor, joy, love

Spenser

My name is Spenser
No dog is denser
I'm not well smarted
But I'm big hearted
If you was hurted
I'd be alerted
And I'll come racing
To lick your facing.

Written by Jan Allison
Categories: beach, gender, humorous, sad love,

I Found No Joy - She's a Ladyboy

In Asia I met a cute gal named Mai Tai
She sure stole the heart of this old guy
On the soft sand we kissed and caressed
Mai’s absolutely stunning, I feel so blessed

I sense there’ll be fireworks under the moon
Our passion is rising when we start to spoon
Her perfect pert body I begin to kiss and caress
One thing leads to another, we start to undress

Alas, when Mai Tai removes her lacy thong
I’m stunned when she reveals a pink dong
I back away disgust, for ‘she’s’ a ladyboy
With this he/she I sure won’t find any joy!

So when looking for love, I’d advise you all to beware
The truth of one's gender’s hidden in their underwear!



6/24/18

Written by Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories: humor, travel,

The Joy of Flight

Kids scream in my ears - I just want to cuss.

   A drunk next to me causes quite a fuss.

      Left my brief case at the gate.

         Doggone flight is runnin' late.

            Next time I travel I'm ridin' the bus!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2014 All Rights Reserved

Entry for Carolyn Devonshire's "Vacation Humor" Contest

Written by David Fisher
Categories: food, funny,

The Joy of Spam

One day, a convict got away, and went out on the lam.
And on the sly, he did buy, his very own kitchen cam.
Wanting to glow, in a reality show, though not a ham.
This jailbird, much preferred, to star in the Joy of Spam.


For Rhyme Battle contest

Written by Anthony Biaanco
Categories: eve, fun, funny, funny love, good night, joy

Cinnamon, Lavender and Stormy

Cindy Cinnamon was a working gal
Lavender Lucy her very best pal
one night they tag teamed Mr. Ed
smoked a pound of panama red
Stormy Daniels did shots from a pail 






12/26/18

Written by Barbara Gorelick
Categories: age, humor, , cute,

Oh the Joy of Old Age

When the young start calling you "deary"
You know that things are going south
And ask  if you want the senior discount
All with that smarmy smirk of the mouth

Shopping becomes a sad affair at best
Cute clothes don't fit a drooping frame
Your wardrobe consists of cover-ups
And the bulges showing really are a shame.

The memory goes, I cant find my keys
Did I take my pills or feed the darn cat?
I'm supposed to buy eggs or was it cheese
Doesn't matter, I'm just a crazy old bat

Getting old is not "golden years" as they say
It's more about hanging on as best you can
And trying to find some small joy in each day
But now really, who thought up this ridiculous plan....

Written by Clifford Villalon
Categories: family, friend, humorous, inspiration, joy,

All the While You'Re So Pretty

All the while you're so pretty
Making everyone smile all in line
With you we stay all day plenty
Our hearts you strum like a guitar

We never asked any piece of you
All the while you're so pretty
Showing simple things that delight us
Blowing bubbles of laughter that relieve us

Each morning you come out like a clown
You always make us whole, not frown
All the while you're so pretty
Pretty in many ways, keeping us so jolly

Each night your brilliance never fades
In and out your goodbye never bades
Coming back and seeing us, making us all pretty
All the while you're so pretty

Written by Deb Wilson
Categories: humor, joy,

Tanka For Chris

Humor gives life joy
Laughter is a balm that soothes
Tell me a good joke...
Make me chuckle make me roar
Take me to hilarious



for Chris's tanka contest

Written by Monique John
Categories: appreciation, child, children, fun, joy, little sister

All the Funny Kids

All The Funny Kids
                                           By: Monique John 

Full of joy
Unbelievably excited
Never-ending happiness
Nature’s lovers
Youthful

Kind hearts
Ideal company
Dare devils
Snuggle Monsters

Written by Drjim Martin
Categories: funny,

Christmas Joy

Christmas Joy
Dr. James E. Martin
©December, 2012

	
	Was asked if Christmas was good,
	Particularly in my neighborhood.
	Responded that it was fine,
	A pocket full of bills is now mine,
	Maybe soon I’ll be singing as I should.

Written by Nicholas Rush
Categories: food, funny, giggle, happiness, hilarious, joy

The Bakers Brekky

The bakers brekky, was quite the tasty meal.
Eggs, crumpets, and tea plus butter was ideal.
Porridge when it’s brisky,
Cider quaffed so frisky,
Likes his crumpet crispy; brekky glut with zeal.
(And his gut he surely feeled.)

Written by Derrick Foster
Categories: change, funny, joy, nonsense, repetition,

Funny

It’s just the aside that resides
Therein lies the (funny)
In between the (funny) lines
Find the humor in the parenthesis (funny)!
An understated (funny) thought
Is it a true statement?
Or wisely  cracked (funny)
Sometimes sarcasm (funny) is planted in the middle
No matter when it’s received or how
Even right in the (funny) center
It’s (funny).

Written by Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories: for her, friendship, funny, joy, life, self

Dear Old Boys -

Dear OLD BOYS -

I wanted to make smart boy toys
but instead made several smart joy toys
and tried them out 
in different colors and sizes

for me and my friends
electrified them
and gave them a brain
they can also be warmed up in a warm box
or cooled in an ice cold box 

kept one for myself
and gave some to my girlfriends 

And now
we don’t need old boys 
no more 
to find joy or jobs
or the meaning of life
since we now have and self control
THE SMART OLD BOY JOY TOY 

called mine iTOYBOY for year-round iJOY and iJOBS
still COMES in different colors and sizes
A MERRY XMAS AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY
ALL IN ONE!
Lovvvvvve Joy

Written by Milan Georges Burovac
Categories: america, funny love, garden, joy, poetry, woman

Emily Me

a star and always her
constantly the moon in the garden
this wide paradise to me
where I declaim Emily Dickinson
syllable by syllable
to the happiness of the destinies
an eternal love

Written by Robin Davis
Categories: fun, funny, humor, silly, boy,

Her Dream Boy Was Full of Joy

This is my FIRST attempt at a limerick.  Its for a contest, so please
let me know what you think.  Suggestions are appreciated.


She's longing for love and affection
So she tried to grab his attention
She let her "girls" go free
They were bigger than peas
He suddenly got an ********

05/08/2014

Written by Zoria Gregory
Categories: funny, future, happiness, joy, time,

Window To the Future

There was a time
I can attest
A window to the future

Joy was there 
As many others
Happiness came as her tutor

As we jumped 
In and out
Our hearts all a flutter 

What did we find
But the trappings of time
We had landed betwixt each other

Written by John Fenn
Categories: childhood, funny,

Pride and Joy

When I was young I had a car
It didn’t cost too much
It didn’t have a speedo
It didn’t have a clutch
The doors, they wouldn’t open
And the roof was non existent
The wheels were always squeaking
And the noise was quite persistent
It didn’t have a gear stick 
And the windscreen wasn’t there
This was my pride and joy, and so
I really didn’t care
The only thing that bugged me was
Should it begin to shower
I couldn’t get home quick
‘cause, it was only pedal power

Written by Marilyn Williams
Categories: blessing, fun, happiness, humor, joy, mystery

Laughter

Laughter is a funny thing,
It's meant to bring joy to ones heart.
It's never meant to disappoint,
and it's always fun to start.
How is it one doesn't find 
the time to laugh?
How is it one doesn't find 
the time for fun?
We must make a time
for fun and laughter.
We must make more joy in our lives.