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Poem Details | by john williams |
Categories: funny, humorous,

Grand Canyon Jump

This is an ode to Sally-Jo,
Her silver spurs and the horse she rode,
As their mighty leap slowly unwound
They jumped the Grand Canyon in a single bound,
But it was deemed wind assisted as a hurricane blowed.

Poem Details | by James Edward Lee Sr. |
Categories: analogy, animal, food, funny, metaphor, poetry,


There once was a donkey
He was married to a horse
Donkey was to stubborn
So the donkey got a divorce

Cleaver was the ways of the hen
She married a bucking rooster
He took her by the wing then
Tried to seduced her

Don't want no green eggs N ham
Don't want to go on the lamb
I am, I am horsey running away
Chickens can't fly they may leap and jump
Think I'm gonna have Popeye's Chicken for lunch, :) ha! ha! Ha!


Poem Details | by Gay Stuntzner |
Categories: fun, humor, humorous,

Jump Start

Jump start		

Jump start your day.
Get yourself going.
So they tell us.

Jump start with coffee.
Drink two glasses of water.
Take your vitamins.

Jump start with exercise.
Take a shower.
Check the emails.

Heck, sometimes 
getting out of bed
is my jump start.

The starting I can do.
It's the jumping
that alludes me.

Poem Details | by Joe Flach |
Categories: funny

The Last Jump

There once was a man named Gump
Who went on a parachute jump
He went in with a smile
To a swamp of crocodile
And now Mr. Gump has a stump

Poem Details | by Joshua Lacey |
Categories: childhood, funny


Jumping on a trampoline
Falling off could be quite mean!
Jumping up with leaps and bounds
Oh how fun that really sounds!

Poem Details | by Joseph Soper |
Categories: funny,

Dont Jump

Blind Charlie was flying with chute on his back
The pilot inquired about time for the pack
I know when to pull the cord
Once I am pushed overboard
It’s just about time, when the dog’s lead goes slack

Poem Details | by Chandra Prakash Sharma |
Categories: confidence, confusion, freedom, hilarious, leadership, romance,

Triple Jump

(A Senryu Chain )

Huddled in puddle
In congestion we puzzle
A futile struggle

Take a triple jump
If you find there are big bumps
Be the Donald Trump

Get victory kiss
Let target never be missed
In regret don't hiss

Poem Details | by PAT Adams |
Categories: health, humorous, introspection,

Skip, Hop, Jump and Run

The days of skip, hop, jump and run
Slipped away from me like a breeze
I skipped skippin', (It was for girls)
Who knew boxers did it? (Not me)

I'd hop rocks and jump the big ditch
Run around like I was deranged
With school, those girls and bad habits
My hoppin' and jumpin' had changed!

I can still run but not too far
I'm embarrassed to say how slow
It's so hard to get back in shape
'Til it happens, you just don't know!

Poem Details | by Jeff Morehead |
Categories: funny

A Jump In The Hay

A Jump In the Hay

I needed you to be ready by nine
So I told you eight-thirty
I could light your pants on fire
And you’d still not be in a hurry
How long does it take?
To pick out a dress
We’re just going to dinner
Do you have to look your best?
Couldn’t you have ironed earlier?
Do you really have to change your purse?
Why do you need matching shoes?
Could it get any worse?
Finally you come down the stairs
Looking pretty good, I must say
Let’s just stay home
And jump in the hay