Funny Poems About June or June Funny Poems

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Poem Details | by Christopher Lampton |
Categories: happiness, humor, june, silly,

Two Ice Cream Bars

Today it was so hot
I had a Haagen-Dazs
ice cream bar

Three minutes later
I went back
to the Korean deli
and this time
I had a Twix
ice cream bar

If you are counting 
that's two ice cream bars
in a matter of minutes

Poem Details | by A.O. Taner |
Categories: addiction, april, best friend, computer, confusion, courage, culture, cute love, earth, emotions, encouraging, environment, fantasy, farm, feelings, funny love, garden, happiness, happy, i love you, i miss you, inspirational, internet, irony, july, june, kiss, loneliness, love, magic, me, metaphor, nature, parody, repetition, satire, science, social, technology, tree, women, world, youth,

Tree

follow on facebook,
adore on pinterest,
fall in love on instagram,
kiss on a hunch,
all under a tree.


Poem Details | by Richard Lamoureux |
Categories: humorous,

June or December

He carried June right to his bed
With promise that they would be wed 
But her sweet honey pot
Was much hotter than hot
He came out missing his "head"

He looked straight down at his member
It's head burnt off by her ember
She was so hot and bold
He much preferred the cold
It might grow back in December!


A Lamleen production

Created with my friend Eileen Manassian.


Poem Details | by Paula Goldsmith |
Categories: beauty, humor, moon, sky, star, uplifting,

The Full June Moon

You hang on a velvet black sky
Your beauty makes me want to sigh
Wearing a halo of stars
I bet you can see mars
The full June moon makes me want to cry
Date Written:6/5/2022
8 Place
howmanysyllables.com
The Moon in June (Choose One of Five Forms) Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Andrea Dietrich

Poem Details | by Cynthia Jones |
Categories: art, humor, imagery, inspiration, june, poetry,

Cinderella's Slipper -Fractured Canzone-

Cinderella lost her slipper while she ran away from the ball tripped on a step, had nasty fall, her wicked step-sister hit her and got laughed at by the other, but, Cinders, did not care at all found the slipper, it hit the wall angered feelings started to stir. Smacked the sisters upside their heads laughed loudly, as she laid in bed. Copyright Cynthia Jones June.17/2007 The Canzone, isn't supposed to have a couplet at the end. I got the idea from Thomas Wyatt. He took a sonnet and added a Petrarch couplet at the end of his writes. I don't know how many, but I thought, it was a great idea. So..... I tried one of my own. Cool. Eh? :oP


Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: beauty, children, dad, daughter, hair, humor, youth,

Little June

When June was a little girl
Her only hair had a curl.
Jeweler dad dismayed
This crown so displayed,
So he fastened on a pearl.

Poem Details | by Ken Nwadiogbu |
Categories: brother, funny, brother, brother,

The June MELANCHOLY

The sun was up and the moon sank To great my brother a happy birthday We smiled and rocked, we ate, we drank To convince my brother of a lovely day Until five clocked when we heard a sound Which made us stop our delightful play The police knocked, arrested for disturbance. This suddenly turned out a bad day

Poem Details | by Kamal Jaiswal |
Categories: beauty, dedication, hilarious,

MONTH OF JUNE

Beginning of june
begining of month of june
brings a happy tune
with sudden storm and tempest
comes on earth newly created guest.
streched desertion on earth
comes into new birth
quenching their thirst with new shower
regain for full growth rejuventing power
the season comes later or soon
it is nothing but the beginning of monsoon.
every drop have their own energy
not I but it is a saying of each clergy.
each living emerges from the crevices
to get full bathe and adorn each pieces.
i love such emerging treasure
for my loneliness a new pleasure

Poem Details | by Terry Flood |
Categories: drink, humorous, june,

June Muldoon and the Daylight Moon

Across the street from the old saloon Lives an old spinster called June Muldoon She peeks through her curtain I’m drunk so I’m certain It’s never too soon to moon June

Poem Details | by Minister Jenna Williams |
Categories: funny,

June 30 2016

The Cat in the Hat
 Is not fat
 The Cat in the Hat 
Is awesome like that!  

© From A Poet's Heart

Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: drink, food, giggle, holiday, jewish, symbolism,

Hung Over 'til June

Passover’s coming so soon, so soon
  In two more orbits of the moon, the moon
Please take a matzo or a macaroon, macaroon
  And sing us a festival tune, tune... 

At least matzo ball soup can’t be ruined, ruined
  Unless you eat it with a teaspoon, teaspoon
Use a nice-size, silver soup-spoon, soup-spoon
  Just don’t overeat, or you’ll swoon, you’ll swoon…

From four cups of wine no one’s immune, immune
  So sleep late tomorrow, ‘til high noon, high noon
Hope you’re not hung over ‘til June, ‘til June ~ 
  But if you are, with ‘spirits’ you'll commune, commune…