Funny Poems About Karate or Karate Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Karate poems and/or funny poems about Karate. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Karate funny poems!

Written by Tamal Kundu
Categories: art, humorous, silly, , cute,

Karate

Knees quivered, but he stood
Keeping breaths in control.
Kata after kata
Kicked out years of fat and
Ketch up. For this, he'd a
Knack! The cute girl from work
Knocked him out on day two.




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Form- Pleiades K
Date: 11 / 11 / 2016

Written by Ernesto P. Santiago
Categories: family, father, funny, life, mother, people, social,

Mrs. Karate

Dad is not happy when mom is with him
Watching a karate film
She employs what she sees


Written by Gerald Alcantara
Categories: funny,

Karate Pee

I once was a boy who was scared of his karate teacher the most,
He would yell and scream, our faces would be so close.
During one lesson, I had to go number one and time was running out fast,
I didn’t dare ask him to go, so there I went in the middle of class,
The girl next to me pointed at the puddle, and screamed “Ewww! That’s gross!”

Written by Kim Rodrigues
Categories: humorous,

I Know Karate

“I know karate” his smile kicks 180 degree radius at his brother that’s what little brothers do A bit worried - grandma’s sock filled with marbles making a loopty-loop a pending privates joke 2/23/2020