Humorous and funny Karate poems and/or funny poems about Karate. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Karate funny poems!
Written by
Tamal Kundu
Categories:
art, humorous, silly, , cute,
Karate
Knees quivered, but he stood
Keeping breaths in control.
Kata after kata
Kicked out years of fat and
Ketch up. For this, he'd a
Knack! The cute girl from work
Knocked him out on day two.
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Form- Pleiades K
Date: 11 / 11 / 2016
Written by
Ernesto P. Santiago
Categories:
family, father, funny, life, mother, people, social,
Mrs. Karate
Dad is not happy when mom is with him
Watching a karate film
She employs what she sees
Written by
Gerald Alcantara
Categories:
funny,
Karate Pee
I once was a boy who was scared of his karate teacher the most,
He would yell and scream, our faces would be so close.
During one lesson, I had to go number one and time was running out fast,
I didn’t dare ask him to go, so there I went in the middle of class,
The girl next to me pointed at the puddle, and screamed “Ewww! That’s gross!”
Written by
Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
humorous,
I Know Karate
“I know karate”
his smile kicks
180 degree radius
at his brother
that’s what little brothers do
A bit worried -
grandma’s sock filled with marbles
making a loopty-loop
a pending privates joke
2/23/2020