Humorous and funny Kate poems and/or funny poems about Kate. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Kate funny poems!
Written by
Kate Sparks
Categories:
age, funny, humorous,
A Little Old Lady Named Kate
A little old lady named Kate
whose memory wasn’t so great
was pinched on the rear
by a man with a lear
said she sir, are we on a date?
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
funny, romance
Bill and Kate
Bill and Kate are wed and I wish them well
They are so in love far as I can tell
But they've got to learn so much
To evince that royal touch
So not from Queen Liz to catch 'oly 'ell
Wave as if screwing light bulbs in sockets
Billy keep your hands out of your pockets
Wear perpetual glowers
Never serve Liz Whiskey Sours
Zazas she likes for happy hour dockets
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Written by
James Fraser
Categories:
funny, girlfriend-boyfriendgirl,
Her Name Is Kate
On my very first date
As I waited for her at her gate
It was getting close on eight
With this blond girl called Kate
All the boys thought she was bait
Another notch to be on their slate
Sometimes it pays to wait
For a girl who's better than great
What will we do shall we skate
To the ice rink we went in my crate
Blimey, will it take my weight
Oh my, it looks like she'll berate
Taken for granted we can't compensate
We're married with children, she's now my soul-mate
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Written by
Vladimir Tumanov
Categories:
dance, humorous,
Dancing Kate
A graceful young lady named Kate
would shimmy and leap and gyrate.
Her copious whirling,
maniacal twirling
caused Kate to shed half of her weight.