Funny Poems About Kate or Kate Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Kate poems and/or funny poems about Kate. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Kate funny poems!

Written by Kate Sparks
Categories: age, funny, humorous,

A Little Old Lady Named Kate

A little old lady named Kate
whose memory wasn’t so great
was pinched on the rear
by a man with a lear
said she sir, are we on a date?

Written by Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories: funny, romance

Bill and Kate

Bill and Kate are wed and I wish them well
They are so in love far as I can tell
But they've got to learn so much
To evince that royal touch
So not from Queen Liz to catch 'oly 'ell

Wave as if screwing light bulbs in sockets
Billy keep your hands out of your pockets
Wear perpetual glowers
Never serve Liz Whiskey Sours
Zazas she likes for happy hour dockets

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Written by James Fraser
Categories: funny, girlfriend-boyfriendgirl,

Her Name Is Kate

On my very first date As I waited for her at her gate It was getting close on eight With this blond girl called Kate All the boys thought she was bait Another notch to be on their slate Sometimes it pays to wait For a girl who's better than great What will we do shall we skate To the ice rink we went in my crate Blimey, will it take my weight Oh my, it looks like she'll berate Taken for granted we can't compensate We're married with children, she's now my soul-mate http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/life-8.php

Written by Vladimir Tumanov
Categories: dance, humorous,

Dancing Kate

A graceful young lady named Kate would shimmy and leap and gyrate. Her copious whirling, maniacal twirling caused Kate to shed half of her weight.