Funny Poems About Kings or Kings Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Kings poems and/or funny poems about Kings. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Kings funny poems!

Written by John Trusty
Categories: dedication, funny

Some Kings Never Change

Here I am sitting on my little throne.

Someone help, I’m not used to wiping my own!



*For a couple of lines contest and dedicated to the entitled.

Written by Ken Duddle
Categories: funny,

The Kings Head

The Kings Head is a place
Where the in-crowd goes
John and Matt behind the bar
Will tell you all they know.

Kayt is sat on a stool
Playing with her phone
Sean is in the corner
Seated on his throne.

Robin is at the bar
Searching on his PC
He calls John over
And asks if he wants a WI

Dave the Tick staggers in
And is greeted by cheers
He says he can't stay long
So can only have three beers.

So if you are passing by
Come in and say hello
You'll get a warm welcome
And real ale before you go.


Written by Victoria Anderson-Throop
Categories: funny,

King of Kings

KING OF KINGS

                           Lord Gravity , 
                           the king of kings
                           through" hands on" science
                           Taught me things--                                                      
                           From plopping 
                                         apples on my head
                           To plopping men
                                         Upon my bed.


V. Anderson-Throop 2013

Written by Gwendolen Song
Categories: friend, funny, games,

Two Kings Playing Checkers

Two kings were playing checkers. One challenged the other to a dual over lunch. The first king took a bite of his salami sandwich. And oh what a pickle he was in! The second king jumped two of his pieces and then took two! “Check!” he said proudly. “Check?” questioned the other.  “How is it that I only turned my head briefly and you have called check?” “No, no!” shouted the other. I knew I was going to lose so I called the waitress for my receipt.
 

Written by Gwendolen Rix
10-21-14

Written by Jim Slaughter
Categories: humor,

Refurbished Myths, Fables, and Legends: We Three Kings

I Midas

King Midas' greed for riches was such
That everything turned to gold in his clutch,
As did his daughter one day
When she got in the way.
Much better for her had they not kept in touch.

II Arthur

The Camelot tale is a wonderful fable,
And King Arthur and knights were all equally able,
But had trouble deciding
Just who was presiding
When no one could sit at the head of the table.

III The Emperor (the one with the new clothes)

The vain Emperor was pleased, as he gazed in the glass,
At how well his new trousers conformed to his ***.
The fabric, so sheer,
With one crease in the rear,
And the "zipper" in front, though demure, was pure class.