Funny Poems About Kiss or Kiss Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Kiss poems and/or funny poems about Kiss. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Kiss funny poems!

Written by Dan Kearley
Categories: funny, inspirational, love,

A Gentle Kiss

A gentle kiss, that I really must send To another true, and very dear friend Pucker up babe, it's coming your way And riding a storm, so it should be there today I licked my lips before I blew, so I know it's going to stick But with all the lightning, it might have a little kick So when it hits your lips, it might give off a little spark Now what started off as a gentle kiss, might be leaving you in the dark
*For my sweety* *Elizabeth Wesley* Love,Dannyboy 8-24-12

Written by Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories: emotions, humorous, kiss,

- Belissima : Amore -

I like a good conversation ~ about love and life
An objective opinion or a subjective opinion

Belissima ~ Amore
Age does not protect against love
Your sweet smile makes me melt

Yes, I'm incurably romantic
Sweet strawberries with cream vannlije

Belissima ~ Amore
In your eyes rushes my inner thoughts ~ intoxicating
Life is a dream ~ Your smile is like the stars in the sky

It is fate that decides
The important thing is not to find one ~ but finding the right one

Belissima ~ Amore
Your kiss is like drowning in soft chocolate
May I kiss you again









16.02.2017
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved


Written by Dan Kearley
Categories: food, funny, kiss,

Blowing a Kiss To You

I just blew a kiss on a cool summer breeze Comming from Wisconsin, it's going to taste like cheese It's for a dear friend who lives quite far away So I'm hoping she will recieve it, within the next day I also hope she doesn't mind the flavor of this kiss But if she loves cheese like me, the taste will be bliss Floating through the air past all the factories of cheese The dreamy taste of this kiss, will be sure to please Though I must warn her not to eat with that blissful kiss on her lips For all food will taste delightful, which may add a little weight to her hips
8-8-12 To:Vie

Written by Milton Toran
Categories: humor, humorous, silly, , fate,

Kiss of Fate

While sitting on a hollow log
I was kissed by an ugly frog
It turned into an ugly queen
My oh my, what a hideous scene
I'd rather pull ticks from a dog!

Written by Darlene Gifford
Categories: fish, funny love, kiss,

Kissing Rocks

(Seen at the aquarium)

Eye to eye

in a stony embrace,

two rockfish kissing,

face to face.





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Written by Fisayo Aderounmu
Categories: funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, love, passion, romance,

Kiss

Kiss saves and kills
Drop by drop KISS increases 
To form an ocean of EMOTION 
EMOTION in love billows
Around many pillows 
With PASSION it is POWERED 
You lose control over your EMOTION 
Your EMOTION now sets you in MOTION
To the journey of no return. 
You may ask, What is bad in it? 
The bad IN it is at the END of it!

Written by Linda Alice Fowler
Categories: fruit, funny, humorous, kiss, lust, sleep

Snow White

Snow White took an unladylike bite
of a big red apple polished bright
	she snoozed quite a while
	he kissed her with guile
and they shared an afternoon delight

Written by Ann Foster
Categories: celebration, destiny, humor, inspiration, kiss, philosophy

Grateful

Grateful 

The bird in the cage sits,
and sometimes sings. 
On Sunday he gets let out. 
That is the best day. 
The cat is at church.

Written by Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories: cheer up, hilarious, silly,

- An Unforgettable Kiss -


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                                           succulent kisses

Written by Duke Beaufort
Categories: anger, care, celebration, drug, humor, relationship

I love and kiss the CVS people

I’ll get to the pills with a twist
The scripts filled by my pharmacist
If there’s a hiccup
Delaying the pick-up
Watch out as I might just get pissed

Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: bird, cat, children, dog, humor, lust

Kiss It Goodnight

     The cat’s curled up
       the dog’s dreaming deep
     The parakeet’s quiet
       from the mouse not a peep

     Kids tucked away
       so early, half past eight
     Some champagne for you, darling
       I barely can wait...  

     No thanks, not tonight dear
       I know how this appears
       and I know it sounds mean
     But oral surgery is rarely foreseen

Written by Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories: cute love, fun, giggle, romance,

- and Kiss Me -

A kiss lights a spark of passionate fire, a flirt with warm lips

If the snow is white ... the rainbow brightness of the smiling sun in the rain

Soft as dew, three words so easily :  "I love you" ... I believe ...









Syllable:
15 - 18 - 15
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21.12.2016
Sun :) A-L Andresen :)

Written by Raffy Relator
Categories: dedication, dog, feelings, funny love, kiss, memory

A Puppy Love

I met you in the city
I introduced myself as Raffy
How glad I met you
Since I don't know what to do..

Each day had passes
And I thought that was the last
I tried to search you again
But the city is vain

Hoping you will see
I search you with glee
At last, I saw you
Kissing to others as much you do

Seeing you in that way
Feels me hard even though your a DOG anyway
But now I don't know what to do
Coz your OWNER is much beautiful than you.....

Written by Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories: feelings, humor, kiss,

- Not a Deadly Weapon -

Armed with stolen kiss

                                      A breathless moment 

                                     Echo with star sprinkle

                           Without gunpowder by a higher power

                                        The simple beauty

                                            Juicy fruity

                                       A signature of love

                                     As conquered the world

                                     ~ Thugs all together ~















10.09.2017
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved

Written by Pat Adams
Categories: funny love, games, kiss,

The Australian Kiss

Have you heard of a brand new bliss
An Australian Kiss is the wonder
It's just exactly like a French kiss
Except for the fact it's "down under"

Written by Yort Watson
Categories: feelings, for her, funny, kiss, lust, work

Office Romance

I can tell you want to talk, but don’t know what to say
I better think of something quick, before you go away
I wonder if you think about me, when I’m out of sight
I think about you all the time and can’t get sleep at night
I want to kiss you as you stand there looking at the floor
I want to draw my office shades and have you ask for more
I could be wrong that you like me, a fate much worse than death
So I’ll just talk about the weather, until I’m out of breath

Written by Edward Mccormick
Categories: animal, boyfriend, funny, girlfriend, spring, summer

A Kiss of Sunshine

a kiss of sunshine pouty crimson horizon ****-a-doodle-doo

Written by Toni Orban
Categories: funny love, kiss, parody,

Man Eater

There was young “lady" of Chester
Who not only dated a jester
But also and baker n' smith
whom she all liked to kiss 
she's known as the great man-molester

Written by Cynthia Jones
Categories: humor, imagery, inspiration, ireland, march, poetry

Kiss Me, I'M Irish -Reversed Katauta-

"Kiss me, I'm Irish," he says leprechaun, thinks he's all that then, wiggles his tongue. Copyright © Cynthia Jones Mar.17/2007

Written by Derrick Shane
Categories: care, cute love, funny love, kiss, love, lust

Hey Cutie

Your sheer arrogance makes me giggle
Your butt does the cutest wiggle
I really hope you like me
I want to call you baby
Or maybe my little piggle.

:)

Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: humorous,

A Wet Fish Kiss

Well oh well, can you imagine this This old duffer is a master of the kiss Many years experience Made me quite fastidious World renowned for my wet fish kiss

Written by Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories: heartbroken, humorous,

A Kiss Under the Mistletoe

He stood for hours 'neath the inviting mistletoe,
But nary a gal took notice of his miserable woe!
He smiled and made goo-goo eyes as they passed by,
But they just tittered leaving him high and dry!

He slyly pointed to the mistletoe with a silly grin,
But this didn't impress a soul, much to his chagrin!
He shifted from one foot to the other still hopin'
When to his horror he discovered that his fly was open!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2013 All Rights Reserved

Written by Martin Kloess
Categories: funny, humor, kiss, love, memory,

Do You Remember Where You Fell In Love

Took heaven to help me to see
That with her I wanted to be
I first felt love’s glow
And this I still know
We kissed under coconut tree

Written by David Fisher
Categories: age, christmas, funny love, future,

A Kiss Under the Mistletoe

When I look into a crystal ball
These are some things that I see	
Hearing loss will be my down fall
And my wife won’t listen to me

Look up dear, its mistletoe
Please to give this gal a kiss?
What’d you say, you miss my toe
And you’d like to reminisce?

Oh my goodness, see their tree
And the lovely treats to eat?
Now why on earth did you ask me
If I want to greet your feet?

I just heard the whistle blow
So I’ll think I’ll have some tea
Why didn’t you say there’s mistletoe
I’ve been saving a kiss for thee.

12/15/13

Written by Paula Goldsmith
Categories: flower, hello, humor, kiss, nature, red

Ladybug

L= Ladybug you look so
A= Amazing with your pretty glow
D= Dressed up putting on a show
Y= You look lovely as you say hello
B= Bright red looks great on you
U= Using black is so elegant much better than blue
G= Greeting each flower with a kiss not a boo

Date Written:3/14/2023

 "3 Place"

Note: Acrostic Rhyme