Humorous and funny Kiss poems and/or funny poems about Kiss. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Kiss funny poems!
Written by
Dan Kearley
Categories:
funny, inspirational, love,
A Gentle Kiss
A gentle kiss,
that I really must send
To another true,
and very dear friend
Pucker up babe,
it's coming your way
And riding a storm,
so it should be there today
I licked my lips before I blew,
so I know it's going to stick
But with all the lightning,
it might have a little kick
So when it hits your lips,
it might give off a little spark
Now what started off as a gentle kiss,
might be leaving you in the dark
*For my sweety*
*Elizabeth Wesley*
Love,Dannyboy
8-24-12
Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
emotions, humorous, kiss,
- Belissima : Amore -
I like a good conversation ~ about love and life
An objective opinion or a subjective opinion
Belissima ~ Amore
Age does not protect against love
Your sweet smile makes me melt
Yes, I'm incurably romantic
Sweet strawberries with cream vannlije
Belissima ~ Amore
In your eyes rushes my inner thoughts ~ intoxicating
Life is a dream ~ Your smile is like the stars in the sky
It is fate that decides
The important thing is not to find one ~ but finding the right one
Belissima ~ Amore
Your kiss is like drowning in soft chocolate
May I kiss you again
16.02.2017
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
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Written by
Dan Kearley
Categories:
food, funny, kiss,
Blowing a Kiss To You
I just blew a kiss on a cool summer breeze
Comming from Wisconsin, it's going to taste like cheese
It's for a dear friend who lives quite far away
So I'm hoping she will recieve it, within the next day
I also hope she doesn't mind the flavor of this kiss
But if she loves cheese like me, the taste will be bliss
Floating through the air past all the factories of cheese
The dreamy taste of this kiss, will be sure to please
Though I must warn her not to eat with that blissful kiss on her lips
For all food will taste delightful, which may add a little weight to her hips
8-8-12
To:Vie
Written by
Milton Toran
Categories:
humor, humorous, silly, , fate,
Kiss of Fate
While sitting on a hollow log
I was kissed by an ugly frog
It turned into an ugly queen
My oh my, what a hideous scene
I'd rather pull ticks from a dog!
Written by
Darlene Gifford
Categories:
fish, funny love, kiss,
Kissing Rocks
(Seen at the aquarium)
Eye to eye
in a stony embrace,
two rockfish kissing,
face to face.
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Written by
Fisayo Aderounmu
Categories:
funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, love, passion, romance,
Kiss
Kiss saves and kills
Drop by drop KISS increases
To form an ocean of EMOTION
EMOTION in love billows
Around many pillows
With PASSION it is POWERED
You lose control over your EMOTION
Your EMOTION now sets you in MOTION
To the journey of no return.
You may ask, What is bad in it?
The bad IN it is at the END of it!
Written by
Linda Alice Fowler
Categories:
fruit, funny, humorous, kiss, lust, sleep
Snow White
Snow White took an unladylike bite
of a big red apple polished bright
she snoozed quite a while
he kissed her with guile
and they shared an afternoon delight
Written by
Ann Foster
Categories:
celebration, destiny, humor, inspiration, kiss, philosophy
Grateful
Grateful
The bird in the cage sits,
and sometimes sings.
On Sunday he gets let out.
That is the best day.
The cat is at church.
Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
cheer up, hilarious, silly,
- An Unforgettable Kiss -
lip augmentation
customized to your wishes -
natural beauty
sensual feeling
the volume matters a lot -
succulent kisses
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
anger, care, celebration, drug, humor, relationship
I love and kiss the CVS people
I’ll get to the pills with a twist
The scripts filled by my pharmacist
If there’s a hiccup
Delaying the pick-up
Watch out as I might just get pissed
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
bird, cat, children, dog, humor, lust
Kiss It Goodnight
The cat’s curled up
the dog’s dreaming deep
The parakeet’s quiet
from the mouse not a peep
Kids tucked away
so early, half past eight
Some champagne for you, darling
I barely can wait...
No thanks, not tonight dear
I know how this appears
and I know it sounds mean
But oral surgery is rarely foreseen
Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
cute love, fun, giggle, romance,
- and Kiss Me -
A kiss lights a spark of passionate fire, a flirt with warm lips
If the snow is white ... the rainbow brightness of the smiling sun in the rain
Soft as dew, three words so easily : "I love you" ... I believe ...
Syllable:
15 - 18 - 15
https://www.howmanysyllables.com/syllable_counter
21.12.2016
Sun :) A-L Andresen :)
Written by
Raffy Relator
Categories:
dedication, dog, feelings, funny love, kiss, memory
A Puppy Love
I met you in the city
I introduced myself as Raffy
How glad I met you
Since I don't know what to do..
Each day had passes
And I thought that was the last
I tried to search you again
But the city is vain
Hoping you will see
I search you with glee
At last, I saw you
Kissing to others as much you do
Seeing you in that way
Feels me hard even though your a DOG anyway
But now I don't know what to do
Coz your OWNER is much beautiful than you.....
Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
feelings, humor, kiss,
- Not a Deadly Weapon -
Armed with stolen kiss
A breathless moment
Echo with star sprinkle
Without gunpowder by a higher power
The simple beauty
Juicy fruity
A signature of love
As conquered the world
~ Thugs all together ~
10.09.2017
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
funny love, games, kiss,
The Australian Kiss
Have you heard of a brand new bliss
An Australian Kiss is the wonder
It's just exactly like a French kiss
Except for the fact it's "down under"
Written by
Yort Watson
Categories:
feelings, for her, funny, kiss, lust, work
Office Romance
I can tell you want to talk, but don’t know what to say
I better think of something quick, before you go away
I wonder if you think about me, when I’m out of sight
I think about you all the time and can’t get sleep at night
I want to kiss you as you stand there looking at the floor
I want to draw my office shades and have you ask for more
I could be wrong that you like me, a fate much worse than death
So I’ll just talk about the weather, until I’m out of breath
Written by
Edward Mccormick
Categories:
animal, boyfriend, funny, girlfriend, spring, summer
A Kiss of Sunshine
a kiss of sunshine
pouty crimson horizon
****-a-doodle-doo
Written by
Toni Orban
Categories:
funny love, kiss, parody,
Man Eater
There was young “lady" of Chester
Who not only dated a jester
But also and baker n' smith
whom she all liked to kiss
she's known as the great man-molester
Written by
Cynthia Jones
Categories:
humor, imagery, inspiration, ireland, march, poetry
Kiss Me, I'M Irish -Reversed Katauta-
"Kiss me, I'm Irish," he says
leprechaun, thinks he's all that
then, wiggles his tongue.
Copyright © Cynthia Jones
Mar.17/2007
Written by
Derrick Shane
Categories:
care, cute love, funny love, kiss, love, lust
Hey Cutie
Your sheer arrogance makes me giggle
Your butt does the cutest wiggle
I really hope you like me
I want to call you baby
Or maybe my little piggle.
:)
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous,
A Wet Fish Kiss
Well oh well, can you imagine this
This old duffer is a master of the kiss
Many years experience
Made me quite fastidious
World renowned for my wet fish kiss
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
heartbroken, humorous,
A Kiss Under the Mistletoe
He stood for hours 'neath the inviting mistletoe,
But nary a gal took notice of his miserable woe!
He smiled and made goo-goo eyes as they passed by,
But they just tittered leaving him high and dry!
He slyly pointed to the mistletoe with a silly grin,
But this didn't impress a soul, much to his chagrin!
He shifted from one foot to the other still hopin'
When to his horror he discovered that his fly was open!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2013 All Rights Reserved
Written by
Martin Kloess
Categories:
funny, humor, kiss, love, memory,
Do You Remember Where You Fell In Love
Took heaven to help me to see
That with her I wanted to be
I first felt love’s glow
And this I still know
We kissed under coconut tree
Written by
David Fisher
Categories:
age, christmas, funny love, future,
A Kiss Under the Mistletoe
When I look into a crystal ball
These are some things that I see
Hearing loss will be my down fall
And my wife won’t listen to me
Look up dear, its mistletoe
Please to give this gal a kiss?
What’d you say, you miss my toe
And you’d like to reminisce?
Oh my goodness, see their tree
And the lovely treats to eat?
Now why on earth did you ask me
If I want to greet your feet?
I just heard the whistle blow
So I’ll think I’ll have some tea
Why didn’t you say there’s mistletoe
I’ve been saving a kiss for thee.
12/15/13
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
flower, hello, humor, kiss, nature, red
Ladybug
L= Ladybug you look so
A= Amazing with your pretty glow
D= Dressed up putting on a show
Y= You look lovely as you say hello
B= Bright red looks great on you
U= Using black is so elegant much better than blue
G= Greeting each flower with a kiss not a boo
Date Written:3/14/2023
"3 Place"
Note: Acrostic Rhyme