Funny Poems About Knights or Knights Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Knights poems and/or funny poems about Knights. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Knights funny poems!

Written by Tom Bell
Categories: art, friendship, funny, imagination, nostalgia, people, social,

Mystic Knights of the Sea

does anyone remember
the significance of
these words?

I'll give you just a hint...
look to the early fifties
when the king of all the fish
had conniving his favorite dish

Written by Quoth Theraven
Categories: history, humor, night, vanity, visionary,

Diamond's Spoon-Less Knights

Like facets of a diamond when held to light,
or ice cream eaten without want or need of spoon.
Visions pass as history regales the knight,
and search continues for the dark side of the moon.


Written by Jerrold Prothero
Categories: adventure, animal, clothes, fantasy, funny, history, humor,

Of Knights and Spandex

The knights that in histories lurk,
They never wore spandex to work.
O’er heroes today
That dress in this way,
The dragons, they snort and they smirk.