Humorous and funny Lamb poems and/or funny poems about Lamb. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Lamb funny poems!
Written by
Tom Bell
Categories:
funny, on writing and words, parody,
Mary Had a Little Lamb
Mary had a little lamb,
The doctor passed out.
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
children, funny,
My Growing Lamb
Zim, zim, zam, my pet lamb,
Chases me across the lawn,
Zim, zim, zam, my pet lamb,
Eight weeks since she was born.
Bip, bop, beep, my young sheep,
Munching on much green grass,
Bip bop, beep, my young sheep,
Growing bigger as weeks pass.
Baa, baa, baa, my woolly friend,
Is now a great big sheep,
Baa, baa, baa, now fully grown,
Enough to make you weep.
Written by
James Edward Lee Sr.
Categories:
analogy, animal, food, funny, metaphor, poetry,
Donkey Horse Hen Rooster On the Lamb Chickens Leap Fly Jump Popeye's Chicken For Lunch
There once was a donkey
He was married to a horse
Donkey was to stubborn
So the donkey got a divorce
Cleaver was the ways of the hen
She married a bucking rooster
He took her by the wing then
Tried to seduced her
Don't want no green eggs N ham
Don't want to go on the lamb
I am, I am horsey running away
Chickens can't fly they may leap and jump
Think I'm gonna have Popeye's Chicken for lunch, :) ha! ha! Ha!
4/11/18
WRITTEN BY JAMES EDWARD LEE SR.
Written by
Ann Roske
Categories:
animals, funny, nature, seasons,
Lamb Chop Went To the Barber
emerald green pasture
sheep graze contentedly
sporting fresh hair cuts
Written by
Fotu Taeoalii
Categories:
dark, death, humorous,
Mary's Poor Little Lamb
Mary had a little lamb
The sheepy had to die
We pushed it off a cliff
And little sheepies do not fly.
Mary had a little lamb
But now it is no more
It drank some liquid nitro
Now it’s frozen to the core.
Mary had a little lamb
Her daddy shot it dead
She took it to school the next day
Between two slices of bread.
Mary had a little lamb
And Mary had a gun
The lamb just lies around all day
little lambs are not much fun.
Mary had a little lamb
But now it has no head
For what it thought was curiosity
Was a guillotine instead.
Mary had a little lamb
They could have gone real far
But nothing will ever happen now
They were run over by a car.
By:
Fotu Stephen Taeoali’i
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
funny
Lamb/Lion
(oh, boy, when I posted this, it totally skipped my mind to mention, this was written for a
friend who is not associated with the Soup. But anyway, I also think the Brian here at Soup is
another lamb of a man! lUv, Andrea)
A lamb of a man, name of Brian
just hates to hear pretty gals cryin’.
To calls of distress
from each poetess
he races with zeal of a lion.
Written by
Princess Corazon
Categories:
funny
Requiem For a Lamb
Mary had a little lamb....
with mint jelly.
thank you.
From:Animaniacs (Warner bros.)
Written by
Zakhe Michael Mcunu
Categories:
blessing, care, courage, forgiveness, freedom, friendship, funny love,
Holy Is the Lamb
Forgive me I have seen
More than I was supposed to see
I have sin against your name
Father forgive me for I have loved someone
More than I should have loved
She makes me feel like a king
And I treat her like an angel
She led me to sensations that I don’t know
And I took her close to my heart
Please forgive me father
For I have loved her with all my life
Thou my heart beat of air
But it ooz of all her love in my viens
Eventhough i might not see her again
Written by
David Cardamone
Categories:
funny, humor,
Mary's Lamb
I took a girl named Mary to be my bride.
She always had a lamb by her side.
It followed her to and fro.
Where she went, it did go.
She took off and left the lamb at my side.
Written by
Nigel Fox
Categories:
funny
Mary Had a Little Lamb
Mary had a little lamb
She also had a bear
I’ve seen Mary’s little lamb
But I’ve never seen her bare
Apologise now for being so rude!
Mary had a little lamb she kept it in a bucket
Every time it got out the bulldog tried to - put it back again
Apologise now for being both so rude and crude!
No it’s just a Poets licentiousness!
Dedicated to the 0.01% who haven't heard these before!
Lest we forget !
Written by
John Fenn
Categories:
animals, food, funny, work
Mary Had a Little Lamb
Mary had a little lamb
She roasted it with mint
She didn’t want to do it
But sadly she was skint
The shepherdessing job she had
Had been outsourced it seems
A shepherding consortium
Had shattered Mary’s’ dreams
The company contracted
To administer the flock
Were highly recommended
As solid as a rock
So Mary’s job had gone for good
It didn’t make much sense
One little lamb one jar of jam
Her only recompense
Insomnia, a side effect
Now kept her from her sleep
She tried all kinds of remedies
Except for counting sheep
So, taking to the bottle
Her body old and tired
Off into oblivion
She finally expired
Written by
Jim Healey
Categories:
humor,
Mary Had a Little Lamb - Alt Version
Mary had a little lamb.
He stepped into some soot,
and everywhere that d**n lamb went
his sooty foot he put.
He followed her to school one day,
and this I must confess:
He got into the classroom
and made a bloody mess.
Written by
Durlabh Singh
Categories:
humorous, death, god, death, god,
Little Lamb
Little lamb who made thee?
Dost thou know who trade thee?
Give thee death and cut thy throat
Butchered thee in meadows
Skinned thee in the moat
Give thy hide for clothing & delight
Soft clothing woolly and bright
Give thee such a tender voice
That no one heard thy death cries.
Little lamb who naileth thee
Dost thou know who impaleth thee?
Little lamb I will tell thee
Little lamb I will tell thee
He is called man by the name
But is disguised as devil by frame
He is weak he is mild
As far as mammon is bribed
He will sling thee on counter to trade
And eat thy pieces for his mid-day break.
Little lamb God bless thee
Little lamb God bless thee.
Written by
Tom Bell
Categories:
food, funny, parody,
Mary Had a Little Lamb
Mary had a little lamb,
Mint jelly on the side,
Mary liked the tender parts,
She could not eat the hide.
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
animal, confusion, humor, identity,
Lamb Stew
The poor animal's all gender-confused
Its friends say it is not at all amused
Should it go meh-meh
Or perhaps baa-baa
At night, of counting sheep it is accused!
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
humorous,
Pork Chop Runs Off With a Leg of Lamb
My pork chop ran off with a leg of lamb
Had a car accident and I mean - BAM!
The first one on the scene was my sweet old gram.
Luckily she had her video cam.
Filmed the lovers running on the lam.
We laugh at that tape whenever we can!
Written by
Jerry T Curtis
Categories:
humor,
Mary Had a Lamb Not For the Golden Shovel Contest
In reply to Graig's contest using the example he supplied, with minimum effort on my part.
She signed her name, "Mary"
And she knew that she'd been had
Now, she'd never get the A
So she took it on the Lam....................................b
Written by
Michael Jordan
Categories:
animals, faith, funny, health, hope, life, life,
The Single Lamb
I am but a single Lamb
One of many in a flock
When I speak to the Lord
I do not stutter as I talk
Think that’s why I love to write
Fluent as one could be
When I try to speak the words
It’s impossible for me
Bugs bunny and I are alike
Hbad-uh , hebad-uc. hbad-uh
Right by our name
What ever in life we may do
That’s our claim to fame
I'll be the first to admit that the humor
is a little dry - This is based on my life -
Most of my life I stuttered - still do but
I've made my peace with it - tilt your
head to the left then twitch real fast
while batting your eyes To get the full
effect of the h-bad-uh h-bad-uh line.
Written by
Nigel Fox
Categories:
humor,
Mary Had a Little Lamb
Mary had a little lamb
She kept in a bucket
Everytime the lamb got out
The bulldog tried to put it back in again!
Written by
Denis Bruce
Categories:
dark, humor,
A little lamb
Mary had a little lamb
To her it looked so nice
But when she cooked it with some ham
It tasted twice as nice
Written by
Denis Bruce
Categories:
dark, humor,
Mary and her lamb
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white as snow
And everywhere that Mary went
The lamb was sure to go
It followed her to the kitchen one day
As it saw Mary was the boss
Into the oven it went and lay
Coming out for dressing in mint sauce.
Soon Mary felt she had the need
To the toilet she just had to go
She relieved herself and then she weed
While the lamb went flushing down below