Funny Poems About Lanterne or Lanterne Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Lanterne poems and/or funny poems about Lanterne. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Lanterne funny poems!

Written by Doris Culverhouse
Categories: funny, inspirational

Fruit of the Tongue

Words
Spoken
From the heart
Harshness melted
Praise

Written by Brian Strand
Categories: animals, funny, nature

Peacock Blue

A
many
splendoured love-
a come hither
tail


Written by Charles Pullen
Categories: dark, emotions, humor, nonsense, people, silly

Colorful Expressions

Bright,
tight strings,
colorful
unraveling
nerves.

Written by Llayn Mays
Categories: childhood, creation, dream, funny love, growing up, happy

Thrill of It

Play

Rarely 

Goes without

Consequences 

Laugh

Written by Robert Pettit
Categories: funny

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

Mad
People
What they do
To get money
Mad!


Written by Marty Owens
Categories: funny

Attacked By a Cabinet Door

Bonk
On head.
Raised too quick!.
Saw a bright star.!
Shock!

Wife
In tears
Laughing hard
Because of look!
CUTE!

Me
In pain
Tears in eyes.
Wanting to cry!
Cuss!!!!


(Note:   CUTE is supposed to be sarcastic!!  This happened last week...10/07/09  And I 
didn't "cuss"  LOL Most everyone's been there!!!!!!!

Written by Carolyn Devonshire
Categories: funny

High Fives At the Casino

bet

the car

three aces

lost to four fives

walk



*Lanterne for Brian's Contest

Written by Rocky Swartzfager
Categories: funny,

Sneeze

Sneeze,
boogers
running from
your nose, slimy
snot.

Written by Shirley Candy
Categories: funny,

Clown

You My Ex Annoying Like a Buffoon Darn

Written by Nick Faber
Categories: funny

So My Mom's a Poet

Please
Take out 
The dogs now
If not you're dead
thanks

Written by Peter Lewis Holmes
Categories: humor,

She

*****
     took all  
   my money
    alimony
      cow

Written by Sara Kendrick
Categories: dedication, funny

He Swore On Moby Dick

He 
Didn't swear
On "Bible"...
But "Moby Dick"
No!

From the movie "Fried Green Tomatoes"

Written by ... Gigno
Categories: food, funny, nature,

Cinnamon

shrub
Ceylon
laurel bark
kinnamomon
spice

Written by Rocky Swartzfager
Categories: animals, funny,

Flies

Small
flying
whizzing  by
fast and spastic
wee.

Written by Katherine Stella
Categories: car, fantasy, funny, imagery,

Kettle Pond

whilst at kettle pond lake casino 
wouldn't you know it started to snow

over the hill we slide
crashing limousine ride
the chauffeurs driving really did blow


2/10/18
this is for 
kettle pond lake contest
gl all

Written by Brian Strand
Categories: food, funny, life

Siesta

The
apres
dejeuner,
post-brandial-
choice

Written by Caren Krutsinger
Categories: funny,

Peter Pan

Pan
Peter
The Lost Boys
Tick Tock Tick Tock
Hook

Written by Marty Owens
Categories: funny, recovery from...

Painful Adjustments

Cramp
In leg
Made me jump
Out of bed quick!
PAIN!!!

Written by Sara Kendrick
Categories: food, funny

Bar-Be-Que Secret

That 
Is best
Bar-be-que..
Secret is in 
Sauce

(From movie "Fried Green Tomatoes")

Written by Marie Harrison
Categories: funny

Socks

Socks
Leave me
Go away
Secretly hide
Stink

Written by Sara Kendrick
Categories: confusion, funny, people

Movie Something To Talk About

She
Said, " you
First". dipped in
Chantilly Cream
Fear


(Last scene from movie
she was afraid to eat the
Chantilly Cream first.)

Written by Brian Strand
Categories: funny, nature, seasons

Honey ,Honey

Pollen
on my back,
dawn to late at night
such nectar my five yes
do sight-
buzzing
here and there-
to show I care,
tasty produce with you
I share-
in the
summer breeze
you take your ease,
whilst I'm nearly upon
my knees !

Written by Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Categories: body, for her, humor,

Boxed Bra

Boobs
Bounded
Boxed batting
Bouncing buckets
Bra



3/15/19

Written by Running Wolves
Categories: fishing, fun, humorous,

Fishing Gone Wrong

fish tangling spinning line fish spits the hook darn
first attempt at a Lanterne poem...

Written by Brian Strand
Categories: funny

Ephemeral

The
climate
will change,
from time to time,
as
our
history
readily,
will reveal-
but
now
becomes
their excuse-
to tax our hot
air !

Note-
Even if they cannot see it they will tax it !