Humorous and funny Lanterne poems and/or funny poems about Lanterne. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Lanterne funny poems!
Written by
Doris Culverhouse
Categories:
funny, inspirational
Fruit of the Tongue
Words
Spoken
From the heart
Harshness melted
Praise
Written by
Brian Strand
Categories:
animals, funny, nature
Peacock Blue
A
many
splendoured love-
a come hither
tail
Written by
Charles Pullen
Categories:
dark, emotions, humor, nonsense, people, silly
Colorful Expressions
Bright,
tight strings,
colorful
unraveling
nerves.
Written by
Llayn Mays
Categories:
childhood, creation, dream, funny love, growing up, happy
Thrill of It
Play
Rarely
Goes without
Consequences
Laugh
Written by
Robert Pettit
Categories:
funny
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Mad
People
What they do
To get money
Mad!
Written by
Marty Owens
Categories:
funny
Attacked By a Cabinet Door
Bonk
On head.
Raised too quick!.
Saw a bright star.!
Shock!
Wife
In tears
Laughing hard
Because of look!
CUTE!
Me
In pain
Tears in eyes.
Wanting to cry!
Cuss!!!!
(Note: CUTE is supposed to be sarcastic!! This happened last week...10/07/09 And I
didn't "cuss" LOL Most everyone's been there!!!!!!!
Written by
Carolyn Devonshire
Categories:
funny
High Fives At the Casino
bet
the car
three aces
lost to four fives
walk
*Lanterne for Brian's Contest
Written by
Rocky Swartzfager
Categories:
funny,
Sneeze
Sneeze,
boogers
running from
your nose, slimy
snot.
Written by
Shirley Candy
Categories:
funny,
Clown
You
My Ex
Annoying
Like a Buffoon
Darn
Written by
Nick Faber
Categories:
funny
So My Mom's a Poet
Please
Take out
The dogs now
If not you're dead
thanks
Written by
Peter Lewis Holmes
Categories:
humor,
She
*****
took all
my money
alimony
cow
Written by
Sara Kendrick
Categories:
dedication, funny
He Swore On Moby Dick
He
Didn't swear
On "Bible"...
But "Moby Dick"
No!
From the movie "Fried Green Tomatoes"
Written by
... Gigno
Categories:
food, funny, nature,
Cinnamon
shrub
Ceylon
laurel bark
kinnamomon
spice
Written by
Rocky Swartzfager
Categories:
animals, funny,
Flies
Small
flying
whizzing by
fast and spastic
wee.
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
car, fantasy, funny, imagery,
Kettle Pond
whilst at kettle pond lake casino
wouldn't you know it started to snow
over the hill we slide
crashing limousine ride
the chauffeurs driving really did blow
2/10/18
this is for
kettle pond lake contest
gl all
Written by
Brian Strand
Categories:
food, funny, life
Siesta
The
apres
dejeuner,
post-brandial-
choice
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
funny,
Peter Pan
Pan
Peter
The Lost Boys
Tick Tock Tick Tock
Hook
Written by
Marty Owens
Categories:
funny, recovery from...
Painful Adjustments
Cramp
In leg
Made me jump
Out of bed quick!
PAIN!!!
Written by
Sara Kendrick
Categories:
food, funny
Bar-Be-Que Secret
That
Is best
Bar-be-que..
Secret is in
Sauce
(From movie "Fried Green Tomatoes")
Written by
Marie Harrison
Categories:
funny
Socks
Socks
Leave me
Go away
Secretly hide
Stink
Written by
Sara Kendrick
Categories:
confusion, funny, people
Movie Something To Talk About
She
Said, " you
First". dipped in
Chantilly Cream
Fear
(Last scene from movie
she was afraid to eat the
Chantilly Cream first.)
Written by
Brian Strand
Categories:
funny, nature, seasons
Honey ,Honey
Pollen
on my back,
dawn to late at night
such nectar my five yes
do sight-
buzzing
here and there-
to show I care,
tasty produce with you
I share-
in the
summer breeze
you take your ease,
whilst I'm nearly upon
my knees !
Written by
Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Categories:
body, for her, humor,
Boxed Bra
Boobs
Bounded
Boxed batting
Bouncing buckets
Bra
3/15/19
Written by
Running Wolves
Categories:
fishing, fun, humorous,
Fishing Gone Wrong
fish
tangling
spinning line
fish spits the hook
darn
first attempt at a Lanterne poem...
Written by
Brian Strand
Categories:
funny
Ephemeral
The
climate
will change,
from time to time,
as
our
history
readily,
will reveal-
but
now
becomes
their excuse-
to tax our hot
air !
Note-
Even if they cannot see it they will tax it !