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Poem Details | by Michael Wise |
Categories: boat, humorous, ocean,

The Lark In the Dark

Sammy went out on a lark
sailing his boat in the dark
and while he got drunk
his little boat sunk
so his hangover went to the shark

Poem Details | by T Wignesan |
Categories: humor, , cute,

Limerick: Once a Cute Little Lark Laughed For a Lark

Limerick : Once a cute Little Lark laughed for a lark

Once a cute Little Lark laughed for a lark
And woke up the Bush Watchman in the dark
Man barked : « What’s so funny ? »
Lark chirped : « Look at Bunny ! »
Bush felt snails oozing up Bunny’s bark.

© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: good morning, humorous, voyage,

Live On a Lark

Live on a Lark

I learned how to live on a lark
And then did decide to disembark
On a voyage which invariably
Would be just right for you and me.

Laughed and smiled everywhere we went
And as soon as all our money was spent
Upon the sea grew a great big hale
Your and my face started turning pale.

Each formed wave was finally flat
And I started to think off the bat
With her then had to be quite blunt,
To go again we would never want.

James Thomas Horn
Poet Laureate World Renown

Poem Details | by Terry Flood |
Categories: bird, humorous,

Like a Lark

Would it not be absurd
If just like a bird
We could live our lives up on the wing
The things we could do
As freely we flew
Such freedom could make a man sing 

If just like the swift
Our wings gave us lift
And rarely would we need to land
We’d flirt and we’d date
And possibly mate
In need of no tree, grass or sand

But if on the ground
Large snowflakes abound
The people below might take issue
For we’d even do
Airborne number two
And the snow is in fact toilet tissue