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funny, hilarious, humor, humorous, nonsense,
‘I rant until i tattle.’
An old man said to me.
With boulders brass in battle
For Country, Queen and sea.
Lest not aghast a fattie,
Good heavens or abode.
We cannot simper- EVER!
For mighty frog or toad.
My clumbus, brood and brattice
Have left and faded dim,
Yet i shall stay with Stumpy
For clopper, clop and Jim.
Discounting Morris Upskate,
A ginger by default.
He keeps us musing nicely
For peace and calm revolt.
Take up thy stripy cornflake
And all who sail within,
And use the little peabus
For losing, draw or win.
And with a hanson blackie,
We clubber what we sow,
Go barphing like a windmill,
For friends we do not know.
A kookaburra laughing way up high
Caused a little boy to sigh,
"Can't you find another way
To welcome in the brand new day,
It's so hard to get some shut-eye."
Can you pass me that beer?
You’re Laughing Alone
My friends all told me that I was witty,
So from Haskell I headed for the city.
First, a comedy club floor,
Then out the back door,
For my monologue I received only pity.
Limerick: Once the Yogi of Himalaya
or the laughing gas Yogi
Once the Yogi of Himalaya
Preached laughing loud with Prânâyâma*
They thought him immortal
Put him on pedestal
Now he’s the toast of lost Gondwana.
Once the same Yogi Himalaya
Taught laughing during Prânâyâma*
Lungs stuck to diaphragm
Now he’s part of iced Fujiyama.
• Sanskrit for the art of breathing in yogic practices:
• prânâ = (cosmic) energy; âyâma = vitality.
© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013
animals, children, funny
Hyena is a scavenger.
He eats what others leave:
So while he’s watching Lion hunt,
He’s laughing up his sleeve …
death, fantasy, funny, imagination, inspirational, life, loss, nature, people, places, sympathy, thank you, uplifting, visionary
I could just imagine Tom
dancing in the Lord's Kitchen
wearing his Spandex Boxer Shorts
while his other goofy Friends Hammond and Rosie
pose as Vacuum Salesmen
at a Dire Straits Gig
making Tidbits and poking Wormholes
with their Listerine Soaked Tissue box
Oh I know Tom has to be laughing in sweet Pain
as these two nut cases aboard an U.F.O.
and stay drifting to another brilliant Convention
on Insomnia and Nuclear Waste Medicine
Bet they end up thinking that Lunar Craters
is the head cheese in charge
As they sit to Wine And Dine for free
Jester keeps laughing
Stumbling through confused masses
No one gets the joke
The President Wakes Up Laughing
By Elton Camp
The president has been sleeping sound of late
Because of results that he had to view as great
Last night he suddenly awoke with delight
From a dream that was funny, not of fright
The GOP had decided its image to remake
And so a more fitting symbol it would take
The elephant had served them many a year
But another would make their position clear
He dreamed they considered a hawk & snake
But one different they finally decided to take
They said, “This will show our principles well
As all who see it will instantly be able to tell”
The president’s face into a grin did expand
He beheld the visage of a Neanderthal man
fantasy, humor, moon,
a crescent moon stopped,
rocked on his backside
like a banana
and slid down the sky
to wiggle his toes
in the treetops.
I laughed when
I heard him giggle
Does it tickle?
Trump Laughing Stock Horn Haiku
We stopped at Wall Street
Sold all our Trump's laughing stock
He made of himself.
This is what China has been
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Limericks are flowing, sitting here on my ***
Writing at a blazin' speed, pretty sure it's laughing gas
I can't keep up with me
A fast limmy honouree
Send money and I'll try to keep making you laugh
funny, people, funny,
(This is a fictional poem)
People laugh because I drink from a baby bottle.
When it comes to my mother, I'm being coddeled.
I'm going to share a secret with you that I've never told.
I've never eaten solid foods and I'm thirty-six years old.
This isn't one bit funny but everybody keeps laughing at me.
I've never been potty trained and I wet my pants when I pee.
Stop laughing at me, I want to be treated with respect.
You think it's very funny just because my pants are wet.
Nestor David Armas
Oh dear oh dear
My life away I fear
So much I'm chaffing
From the lungs
I can see my abs
I chase chocolate labs
Because I want to taste
For myself, in my haste
I try to skip
But the trip
Like a skort
Beneath a shirt
As I flirt
Out of breath,
Cause the tears
Are too real
From my laughter
As the sad clown nears
And I hand him a happy meal
Hope he likes ranch on his happily ever after...
M. L. Kiser
appreciation, emotions, giggle, happy, heart, humor, joy,
Never stop laughing;
Laughter is a sanity
Savor, laugh daily.
When you stop laughing,
The heart begins to slowly
Die an empty death.
James Edward Lee Sr.
adventure, animal, funny,
a squirrel climbs the tree
squeaks,squeals, chee chee squawks at me
has a nut in mouth
apparent he's not sharing
he's just chirping chattering
giving me the eye
chee chee chee chee chee
gnawing at the nut in mouth
this squirrel in a tree
chee chee laughs at me
while in his little paw paws
nibbles still on nut
growth, happy birthday, hate, health, hello, hilarious, home,
They laugh like the whole world is noticing
I laugh like no one is watching me
They laugh to hide their fear and their lies
I laugh till it’s teary in my eyes
They laugh to make others riled
I laugh to make others smile
They laugh at me because I am different
I laugh at them because they are consistent
They laugh nervously because tomorrow is all they count
I laugh because tomorrow never comes
They laugh to pretend they are happy
I laugh to make others happy
They laugh at neighbours and enemies
I laugh with strangers and babies
They laugh to conceal their ill-feeling
I laugh because laughter is fulfilling
halloween, hilarious, night, scary,
Laughing witches and ghosts
can't give me shivers,
should I encounter a ghost...
I will not run, but toast;
here comes Bloody Eyes!
There's an underworld known as Fiery Hell
roaming with evil spirits that just chill,
I'm sprinkling some Holy Water...
they will disappear in thin air;
and back in their dungeon, they'll cringe and yell!