Humorous and funny Lawyer poems and/or funny poems about Lawyer. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Lawyer funny poems!
Written by
Joe Flach
Categories:
funny
Lawyer Limerick
There once was a lawyer sent to heaven
Given the best room a saint ever lived in
When I asked St. Pete why
He answered me quite sly
“That’s the first lawyer we’ve ever been given.”
Written by
John Fenn
Categories:
funny
The Lawyer
A lawyer who sought approbation
Had a penchant towards litigation
He would argue his case
With a smile on his face
Then win in his final summation
Written by
Virginia Mitchell
Categories:
funny
There Once Was a Lawyer
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There once was a lawyer on the hook
For being in cahoots with the crook
The crook was set free
By making a plea
But the lawyer was hit by the book
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Written by
Dylan Jacobs
Categories:
career, computer, culture, humorous, internet, society, technology,
Todays Modern Lawyer
Hidden behind one of a billion screens
Sits todays modern lawyer
Lines of code query through the possibilities
Finding the best-fit affair
His personal attachment to the case
Minimal, yet filled with burning passion
His native tongue
Aggressive vulgarity
The overwhelming platform of communal ignorance
Reinforces his arrogance
Todays modern lawyer radiates omnipotence through words
His persuasion isn’t in a courtroom
Nor is it on a piece of paper
It echoes through the minds of the mindless
The minds of todays modern lawyer
Written by
Keith D Trestrail
Categories:
humorous,
My Lawyer the Idiot
The law is an *** that made me a victim,
so is my lawyer, his head up his rictum.
The law he said he knew
but is just a shyster who
doesn't know his coccyx from his dictum!
Written by
Sidney Hall Mad Poet
Categories:
funny
Bent Lawyer
OK there was a lawyer from Kent
Who was known for been bent
He’d take a bride
And would not hide
The money made him feel gay as he spent.
Written by
Terry Flood
Categories:
humor,
Lawyer
Legal eagle talks fast
Little lies often passed
Litigation - cash cow
Loads of money - and how
Larcenists? All have rights
Lost the case? Still sleeps nights
Lamborghini? Outside
Written by
Subimal Sinha-Roy
Categories:
humorous, money,
Crafty Lawyer
Downtown there once was a crafty lawyer
Egged his clients to be straight-faced liar
Facing the judge they fumbled
Grilled, façade of lies crumbled
He lost all cases, made money each year.
January 9, 2019
Syllable count : 10/10/7/7/10
Checked on howmanysyllables.com
Written by
Daisy Ward
Categories:
humor,
THE LAWYER
The lawyer was fill with deceit
Kept lying straight through his teat
Got caught in his game
Then said he was frame
He was found mixed in concrete
Written by
Maurice Rigoler
Categories:
humor,
To His Lawyer
To his lawyer he whispered nervously:
My wife’s a framer professionally.
I’m sure she’s out to get me;
bribe the jury to incarcerate me
sans parole, otherwise she’ll hang me.”