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humorous, i miss you,
Jan and Daz were out strolling one day
Daz turned and asked did I fancy a lay
I blushed like a schoolgirl and said Daz don’t be so rude! …
But I’m feeling quite peckish, I fancy some food
Daz started to fumble and to my surprise
He pulled out a whopper I gulped at the size
Get your teeth into this Jan was all Daz did say
For there in his hands was a huge bag of Lay’s!
I wrote this back in April. My dearest wish is that one day Darren will be back to add another verse
Lay's in not a product we have in the UK
20th June 2015
funny, imagination, inspirational,
from the muffin
touching my nose
like sewers from
new york city
But one of a
my taste buds
lifts my tounge
out my mouth
like a body builder
what a taste
you have in my style
look at the smile
you bring to
that young fella
not to sweet
not to bitter
just right to
buds when i taste
Reason A. Poteet
11th grade, fun, humor, poets,
For Charley, I write a char-lay
a piece with extra twist bar none.
Dull thought laid aside for a day
shar-penning a lay just for fun.
When it comes to how words are spun,
some eggheads plain don't want to play.
Soft-shell poets away they run
unafraid of eggs they may lay.
January 20, 2020
Charles Messina's - Oh-No A Twisted Char-Lay Poetry Contest
humor, imagery, metaphor,
Burst of brandished flaming arrow,
Thump of bunnies against my chest,
Cupid’s straight pointer did narrow,
Continue my family crest.
Squawking souls of birds in my nest,
Potent from moonstruck bolero,
Crescendo of lust’s citrus zest —
****-a-hoop’s sunstruck sombrero.
Charles Messina’s Oh-No A Twisted Char-Lay Poetry Contest
ABAB BABA 8 syllables
*****-a-hoop normally an adjective, using as a noun here
triumphantly pleased or boastful : happily exulting
The snow lay white on Schuman lake
this afternoon. The ice
gleamed in the sun. I went to take
a picture. It looked nice.
White lay on Schuman lake the snow,
I took my phone to capture
where near the bank the cattails grow.
Was careless in the rapture.
White lay the snow on Schuman lake.
I took a step – and crash
did not forsee the ice would break.
my foot went in with splash.
On Schuman lake, the snow lay white.
I wore nice shoes and suit!
The mud was deep, the ice had bite.
I wish I’d worn a boot.
On Schuman lake white lay the snow.
I hobbled to my car
and drove away with dripping toe
because I’d gone too far.
Now I lay me down, here goes.
The c-pap rests beneath my nose.
If I get strangled by my hose,
At the grave, read one of Poe’s.
If my wife begins to sweat,
And she seems not that upset,
Then please do as we discussed:
Lock my assets in a trust.
But if she dons sack cloth and ash,
Throw that c-pap in the trash!
analogy, assonance, character, funny, giggle, identity, nursery rhyme,
I'm being followed by an apple
I feel like I've been picked
I wonder if it rolls on by
I'll have a bushel wit
I try to say it isn't me
who sees it as it falls
For me; I'm certain love is me
and gravity can't call
So on I go remembering when
I saw it light the way
And say this apple isn't me
and kick it where it lay