Humorous and funny Lazy poems and/or funny poems about Lazy. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Lazy funny poems!
Written by
Teddy Kimathi
Categories:
art, crazy, death, funny, life, self,
The Lazy Man
"Working very hard to become very rich is not my style",
he mourns deep inside his soul. Suicide is his resolve, for when one dies,
there is no working; toiling in the Sun and rain. Running a home, firm, and his own personal life has been a burden to him.
"Death is my liberty!" he jubilates, as he jumps off a cliff.....
Written by
Laura Leiser
Categories:
funny, life,
Lazy Guy
The weeds in his yard were sky high
"Just PULL them!" nagged his wife, said he'd try
But the thought brought him sorrow
Said, "I'll do it tomorrow!"
As he sat, eating junk food and fries.
Written on 6/19/2015
Written by
Brenda Mcgrath
Categories:
fun, funny, humorous,
Being Lazy
Being lazy today is the name of the game.
I have no remorse, I have no shame.
I’m watching Hallmark movies to my heart’s content.
This Saturday afternoon will be well spent.
Come hell or high water, I won’t leave the couch.
This is what the doctor ordered for being a grouch.
The housework can wait, this requires my attention.
Being lazy today is the mother of invention!
9/17/16
Contest No 217 Any Form, Any Topic Max of 10 Lines
Sponsor: Brian Strand
Awarded 9th Place
Written by
Drjim Martin
Categories:
funny,
Lazy Cow
Lazy Cow
Dr. James E. Martin
©May, 2013
The cow loved to chew her cud
As she lay in the cooling mud.
She was lazy you see,
As lazy as could be,
Some would even say she was a dud.
Written by
Sabrina Robillard
Categories:
funny, humorous,
The Lazy Day
I wake up in the morning
My hair all in a mess
I slip on my pink slippers
Not wanting to get dressed
I pour myself some coffee
Then sit down in my chair
I think about all my todo's
Then huff, it isn't fair!
I want to lay in bed all day
Not have to lift a finger
Oh, what a joy it'd be
The ability to linger
I huff and puff and drink my joe
Then get on my lazy feet
I say "Just forget it!"
Then plop back on my seat
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
humorous,
The Lazy Long-Haired Shelf Packer
A lazy long-haired packer in a shop,
Lent against a wall to have a quiet stop,
He felt a scraping on his crown
Waking from his nap upside down,
Someone was using his head as a mop.
Written by
Kyle Hammer
Categories:
animals, confusion, funny,
Lazy Raven
A lazy raven,
Walks across a fast paced road,
Why does he not fly?
Written by
George Zamalea
Categories:
forgiveness, funny, space,
Lazy Moon
No mind to wait
From the pained wind
Down's moon
For the last siren.
I got that feeling
Everywhere I go she will
Be watching me from above.
Written by
Anula Aboobacker
Categories:
funny, nature, nostalgia,
Lazy Sun
Dawn breaks,
With a filmy twist;
As Mr Sun, cries to
the chirping birdies,
"Five more minutes...please!"
Written by
Christy Stover
Categories:
funny, writing,
Lazy Coffee
ah, another morning
sitting down to write
just sneezed on my paper
must be a sign
I wrote something right
but wait!
I haven't written anything!
oh, come on coffee
start to work your magic
or I swear I'll fire you
and hire tea!
to be left idealess
is oh so tragic
don't make me bend
your little beans
over my authoritative knee!
I hired you to do a job
so quit being lazy, coffee!
now apologize to pen and paper
and get your butt to work for me!!!!
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
girlfriend, humorous,
The Girl With the Lazy Eye
A girl with a lazy eye I spied
Made me want to make her my bride
But I gave up the chase
When I looked at her face
She was seeing someone on the side!
Written by
Gregory Richard Barden
Categories:
humorous, summer, word play,
Summer's Lazy Netting
Oh each summer one sport ever calls
Though my energy always just stalls
For I'm not but a menace
Playing hot, sweaty tennis
Just knocking the fuzz off old balls ...
So, how slothful can one hot guy be
In a hammock beneath a palm tree
Where all summer, I'll swing
Paying some goose to bring
The fresh ice for my Long Island Tea.
~ 1st Place ~ in the "Summer Laziness" Limerick Contest, Mohan Chutani, Judge & Sponsor.
Written by
Judy Bonin
Categories:
childhood, family, funny, boy,
Da Boyz a Lazy
Ma's a naggin'
I be laggin'
Feets er draggin'
Levi's saggin'
I is cozy
pickin' poseys
Life so rosey
Gotta mosey...
Written by
Mike Gentile
Categories:
giggle, humorous, light,
That Old Lazy Susan
You know what they say ‘bout that old lazy Susan
She goes round and round, like a race car that’s cruisin’
Can’t slow it down, in perpetual motion
Where she will stop is an interesting notion
She’s seen a few years, a few cracks here and there
But she still does the job so then, what do we care
And though she’s adept at handling passes
She always winds up holding everyone’s glasses
The children do love her, an old family friend
Especially the one with the arm on the mend
So no matter the day and the time of your choosin’
You can always rely on that old lazy Susan
Written by
Cecile Rischmann
Categories:
allusion, anxiety, confusion, humor, irony, philosophy, psychological,
The Lazy Man
The lazy man says a lion waits at the door
Snoring on his bed covered from head to toe
His family hangs on hope, and to God, they pray
For lightning to strike him out of bed and slay
His fears of lions and bears and all that stops
His poor soul from labouring and pruning crops
But his worries take wings when he walks out of the door
To the nearest bar where his imaginary foes
Do not visit him as he sips wine and cracks nuts
Nor troubles him as he brawls and returns home all cut
Falling into his bed and covered from head to toe
The lazy man says a lion waits at the door
Written by
Kieran Mason
Categories:
farewell, humor, humorous,
Alexa and the Lazy Man
Alexa does everything for this lazy man
Like putting on the TV or opening a can
Poor Alexa really hates his commanding voice
However he's in control so she has no choice
One day things for this man did change
The reply given by Alexa was certainly strange
When he asked Alexa for the local weather
Her reply was I won't give it to you never
He then asked her the latest football score
Alexa was silent and to him did ignore
So Alexa and this man went their separate ways
He wasn't lazy anymore and she went on holidays
Written by
Joel Lee
Categories:
funny,
Lazy
A little lazier...
Perhaps a little more...
Seeing things a little hazier
And a smile... did I just adore?
And I drank... can I have a straw?
I wanna ask... but I wish not to speak
Maybe if I am to draw?
Another smile... for my fingers are weak
Have I listen enough?
This piece of music that was set on repeat
And I hear myself laugh
DO NOT MOVE... my mind do plead
And I begin to think... did I?
Simply nothing... simply without a thought
And I feel my strength returning... to hide
Did I just wanna think?... perhaps not
A little sleazier...
Only... to be a little more
How much more lazier?
Yet a smile... I do adore
Written by
Bill Lindsay
Categories:
funny,
Lazy Fun
It
Isn’t
much fun
having nothing
to do; fun is having
a lot to do and
then doing
nothing
with
it.
Written by
Patri Venkata Ramana
Categories:
humor,
Plight of a Lazy Man
There was a lazy, bald-headed man
Felt sunny day like a frying- pan
Put him up to his nest
Put his work off to rest
Got bump on head due to fallen fan.
Contest: Summer Laziness
Sponsored by: Mohan Chutani
Date: 14-06-2020
Written by
Robert Gorelick
Categories:
humor,
A Lazy Beagle
A lazy beagle who lives in Merced
won’t budge ‘till it’s time to be fed
When his owner shouts: Stay!
she barks: You’re so Type-A!
Then walks off and goes back to bed
Written by
Chris Bowen
Categories:
funny, drink,
Lazy
i dont drink to think,i get mine which is fourty four and give it a little more.the desk
is littered with my joking remains,all for one,who has,disdain,the plain
jane,and,no,joke,i drink coke,and shovel snow.theres no blow that i know of that
provides this,i could ask eminem or nikki sixx,whats that stuff yall do that makes
you sick?its their trick and my pony,tender roni.balogna.
Written by
Daisy Ward
Categories:
humor,
The Lazy Man
he constantly rang the bell for service
in turn made his family nervous
bring me this, bring me that
to lazy to grab his hat
his actions was a simple dis-service
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
dog, humor, summer,
Lazy Porch Sitting On a Summers Day
jet plane
drills past
rambling sound
enjoying vegetation
I am tempted to jet nowhere
dog at my feet agrees
we are content
a lazy day
the only other sound is
a window air conditioner
helps my husband
keep the house
perpetually on freeze
why do you think
the dog and I are
out on the porch?
We are trying to warm up.
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
humorous,
Lazy Girl Detective
I solve crimes daily
From a brown Lazy-Girl-Recliner
Upstaging seasoned professionals
Solving cases that confuse and confound assigned detectives.
My husband is in awe,
singing my praises,
expressing his admiration for my abilities.
Not realizing how many times I have seen each episode.
Written by
NJ Tomcatx
Categories:
dark, humorous, society, word play,
lazy lions
lazy
lions
lie
in a
ludicrous
lair
&
laugh
their way
to the
banal
bestial
bank