Humorous and funny Leadership poems and/or funny poems about Leadership. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Leadership funny poems!
Written by
Arthur Vaso
Categories:
anxiety, funny, hilarious, humor, leadership, perspective,
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Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
giggle, hyperbole, leadership,
Pick Any President
A Saint
He ain't
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
fun, humor, identity, leadership, people,
Witnessed at a State Funeral
Sparks of humanity
get a look-see
occasionally
Obama and Trump
engaged in repartee
a smile, a grin, a tee-hee
POTUS’ acting like you and me
Written by
Bartholomew Williams
Categories:
environment, funny, imagination, leadership, power, storm, success,
An Eyebrow-Raising Key To Electricity
Benjamin Franklin, to prove lightning held electricity,
Flew a kite in a storm; attached to the kite cord was a key.
Though some thought this dangerous experiment was a bit odd,
Franklin sparked more inquiries and invented the lightning rod!
1/25/19
Written by
Anthony Biaanco
Categories:
eve, fun, funny, funny love, good night, joy, kiss, leadership,
Cinnamon, Lavender and Stormy
Cindy Cinnamon was a working gal
Lavender Lucy her very best pal
one night they tag teamed Mr. Ed
smoked a pound of panama red
Stormy Daniels did shots from a pail
12/26/18
Written by
Charlie Smith
Categories:
childhood, introspection, leadership, , sweet love,
Tall Funny Hats
A child from the start
knows love in his heart,
knows kindness and pain,
knows puddles and rain
loves puppies and cats
and tall funny hats,
is bashful and shy
but knows when to cry.
To grow and be true
in all that we do,
needs help from above
and mothers sweet love.
All things are earned
from lessons we've learned,
be mindful of that
when you don funny hats.
Written by
Volodymyr Knyr
Categories:
body, history, humorous, leadership, life, political, sexy, silly,
A Putin
Every tiny putin
strives for being put in.
Volodymyr Knyr
2014
Written by
Bl Devnath
Categories:
funny, leadership,
Sky Flies With Bird's Wings
a genius village
head master also teaches
says one plus two's four
there's a dull student
wrote one plus two's three and failed
unfit for that school
wrong's right for many
drain brain problem what to do?
sky flies with bird's wings
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
growing up, humor, leadership, words,
Your Proof Went Poof
You always say that in America
anyone can grow up to be President
Then you chuckle and offer
the current President as proof
I say that your proof is no good ~
He wouldn't grow up if he could
Written by
CayCay Jennings
Categories:
humorous, leadership,
Donald Trump
President Donald Trump
nabbed his title landing a long jump.
Now, we daily leap his every jerky tweet
that even pigeons want downed by skeet.
... CayCay
August 2, 2018
Written by
Regina Mcintosh
Categories:
america, education, farewell, funny, hilarious, history, leadership,
Biden Won
There was a man named Donald Trump
Votes counted - he went into a slump
Election swore he’d lost
No matter what it cost
Afterall, Biden wasn’t such a chump
Out On A Lim Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Joseph May
November 19, 2020
Written by
Caitlyn Kramel
Categories:
america, confusion, humor, leadership, nonsense, political, power,
When Politicians Make Speeches
I know exactly what to do.
I know all there is to know
About what I should do;
Yet,
I know I will not do
What I should do.
So,
I suppose,
I don’t know what to do;
I know not what I do,
Nor what I should do.
But what I do know, however,
Is that I do know
Exactly what I should do
And what I will do-
Tomorrow!
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
confidence, funny, leadership,
Air Head
A cyber attack on your phone
May be launched from a robo-call drone
But Trump says his Wall
Will protect us all
How does that strike your funny bone?
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
humorous, international, leadership, satire,
Mr Netanyahu Slams Mr Biden
The old fool can't even spell 'embarrassed'
Joe Biden really thinks he can scare us
He claims he's the boss here
Though his vision's not clear
Threatens to send K Harris to Paris
Written by
Chandra Prakash Sharma
Categories:
confidence, confusion, freedom, hilarious, leadership, romance,
Triple Jump
(A Senryu Chain )
Huddled in puddle
In congestion we puzzle
A futile struggle
Take a triple jump
If you find there are big bumps
Be the Donald Trump
Get victory kiss
Let target never be missed
In regret don't hiss
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
humorous, leadership, war,
Admiral Farragut's Preoccupation
The intrepid Admiral David Farragut during the Battle of Mobile Bay,
Urged his hapless seamen to battle with these immortal words that day:
"DAMN THE TORPODEOS - FULL SPEED AHEAD!"
Easy for you to say, Admiral! (Who was safely ensconced in the 'head'!
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
golf, humorous, leadership, satire,
Withdrawal
Arnold Palmer was knock-kneed
when he addressed the ball
President Clinton smoked weed
yet said he never inhaled at all
Tiger Woods fell in love with a Swede
though their marriage did sputter and fall
President Biden's been known to mislead
folks ~ He's still 'that senator' with a drawl
Written by
L Milton Hankins
Categories:
humorous, leadership, political, strength,
A New Sheriff In Town
Putin has a delightful smirk
When lying through his teeth.
Now, he no longer faces a jerk
Who fears that he’s beneath.
written July 10, 2021
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
humor, leadership, word play, work,
See the Difference
~ See the difference?! ~
For disrespecting orders
Trump might fire you -- or he just might not
For disrespecting others
Biden will fire you -- "guaranteed, on the spot"
Written by
Janet Bingham
Categories:
encouraging, giggle, growing up, growth, irony, leadership, meaningful,
A Voting Suggestion
As a rule
of thumb
VOTE "NO."
Keep America
the way it was.
What we had in the 50's
is better
than what we'll get.
Janet Marie Bingham
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
food, giggle, humor, hyperbole, leadership, political, satire,
Make America Eat Junk-Food Again
~ A Little Post-Election Humor Never Hurts ~
Old McDonald’s had a roadside stand
“Make America Eat Junk-Food Again”
And at that roadside stand was RFK
eating processed food, Ole!
Old McDonald’s had a kiosk too
“Make America Throw Up Again”
And at that kiosk was DJT, version two
With Elon Musk, his 'new best friend’ ...
Now Old McDonald’s has a new lease on life
Just don’t expect to see Melania there, Trump’s wife
But – and this may surprise the ‘H’ out of you
I hear Barron’s got a hankerin’ for Mickey D’s mouth-watering
~ ‘filet of horse stew’
Written by
Subimal Sinha-Roy
Categories:
dream, humorous, leadership,
Passing the Baton
Likes to play the trump for he is called Don,
leaves nothing unturned to long carry on,
to make the nation stand first.
Sticking to the dreams he nursed,
lost the race, refused to pass the baton.
November 24, 2020
Syllable count : 10/10/7/7/10
Checked on howmanysyllables.com
Rhyme checked on RhymeZone.com
Contest : Out On A Lim
Sponsor : Joseph May
Written by
Sibusisiwe LETA Ncede
Categories:
adventure, africa, courage, hilarious, humanity, identity, leadership,
The Indulgement
A speech
Is not just a set of words
It is a description
A phrase
Is not just a sequence of vowels
It is a innovation
The meeting of the minds,
It has been conquered
But not yet discovered
A true sense of the word
It has been analysed
But not yet proven
A true sense of the path
The mystery of it all,
A mission
Is not just a thought
It is a strategic plan
A implementation
Is not just a goal
It's a verb
The conclusion of the stories.
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
animal, giggle, leadership, political,
Blm Reveals How the Democrats Selected Joe Biden
The Party played 'Pin the Tale on the Donkey'
That's how they came up with a senile honkey
Reprinted with permission from
'Ten Greatest Political Poems Ever'
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
change, humorous, leadership, weather,
Almost a Great Limerick
Al Gore Jr. set out to save the world
His plan to stop climate change, he unfurled --
But since stopping emissions
Depends on politicians --
He's selling motorized scooters instead