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Poem Details | by Daisy Ward |
Categories: funny,

THE LEECH

the tea glass was within his reach
his call for help made the people screech
put the tea glass in my hand
at pool side he was ban
for being a plain old, lazy leech

Poem Details | by Jeff Kyser |
Categories: humorous,

Pet Leech

I have a little leech;
I bring him out to play.
I really only see him
Every 57th day. 

He’s happiest when I let him
Just lie there on my arm,
But I can’t let him stay too long,
‘Cuz we’ll both come to harm.

And so I let him have a bit 
To bring my iron down,
And then we get a T-shirt that
We sport about the town.

It would be so much better
To sell him off for cash,
But all they ever do with him
Is throw him in the trash.

Given your anemia,
you could play some too;
We could start a line and hook 
Direct from me to you.