Funny Poems About Lesbian or Lesbian Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Lesbian poems and/or funny poems about Lesbian. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Lesbian funny poems!

Written by Sonja Kaufman
Categories: humor,

Lesbian Limerick

There once was a sweet thing named Cindy
Who tripped and went end over endy
She showed off her ***
To the delight of this lass
But alas, she's so straight she won't bendy.

Written by Lauren Reindel
Categories: funnysweet, dream, dream, sweet,

Lesbian Humor

Here by the bay
I lay and pounder
Sun rising and setting

I dream of dreams
Of knowledge of kings
Of divinity of Gods or higher beings

Of a love; sweet and gentle-
of a Female kind--If you dont mind. 

Here by the bay
I lay and pounder
All day I do wonder

Here by the bay
I dream of a girl
So very sweet and totally gay!

To kiss and love
To hug and snug
To enjoy and lust
And to be comforted til dusk.


Written by Pat Adams
Categories: analogy, friendship, humor,

A Lesbian Named Mary Lou

I befriended a lesbian named Mary Lou
Enamored with women and all that they do 
With her loving spree 
As a man, I agree 
And have to think, I might be a lesbian too!