Humorous and funny Liar poems and/or funny poems about Liar. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Liar funny poems!
Written by
Paul Schneiter
Categories:
humor, youth,
Liar, Liar Pants On Fire
Billy was ten and building a rocket.
He claimed no one his age could top it.
The day came for the firing
But a blunder in the wiring
Made it end up in Billy’s pants pocket.
Written by
Amy Richie
Categories:
funny
Liar Liar Bum On Fire
Liar Liar Bum on Fire
How do I confess,
The lies I have told?
Which should I address,
Dare I be so bold?
The white lies,
I have told my share,
It will come as no surprise
Total truth I can not bare.
But what is the biggest,
The badest of them all?
My fourth grade spelling test?
The unanswered call?
Maybe it was the time
They asked how I was
I said just fine,
Isn’t that what everyone does?
Written by
Yuliya Lapaukhava
Categories:
betrayal, giggle, satire,
Liar
Your soft lies like your blue eyes like your advice...
To find an ideal person for princess
I am smiling)))
You've been so cold and nice)
The princess is going to confess
She's never lying..
And when she feels the lies
She starts destroying))
You slowly from inside
Look out, my boy))
Written by
Arthur Vaso
Categories:
humorous, political,
Liar Liar Pants on fire
The red pills are out again
all hot and bothered on menopause
Angry Birds
spewing angry words
we need a poo poet to respond
to these silly turds
Now Kamala I am sure has lied
a time or two
she's a politician, who cares red or blue
now Trump
who can not read or write
as lied to you thousands of times
I just lied
Is billions
I lied again
Is trillions
Angry Birds hate
like bats in a cave
their world is all upside down
no one told them
they are the clowns
There views are formed
by a little tube in front of them
they have no empathy
nor humanity
They are couch terrorists
frauds for sure
excited by burning flesh
soon behind them
The lion will roar
Written by
J-Mag Guthrie
Categories:
humor, poetry,
Liar
My poetry really does suck.
I look for true rhymes, but get stuck.
Though my meter is fine,
When you follow each line
you’ll see that they all run amok.
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy, humorous,
Would Be a Liar
Would Be A Liar
Would be a liar
My entire desire
Will not grow higher.
Shower start off in
Which is best place to begin
Do what you intend.
Bare bodies were there
We put on soap everywhere
Our passion would share.
Proceeded to bed
And then heard what he has said
Glad that we are wed.
Knew that this was true
No matter what we may do
Pleased both me and you.
No sex so instead
Bibles both of us had read
To heaven were lead.
Was still a virgin
From husband further urging
No need God's purging.
Should proceed to pray
Husband makes my every day
With no more delay.
James Outrageous Contagious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
humor,
Rootn Tootn Cowboy Meets Liar
A root’n toot’n shoot’n cowboy
could rapidly and quickly annoy
Met a liar named Kim
Who so quickly fooled him
A dead call girl who tried to act coy.
May 2, 2022
Contest: High Noon Poetry
Sponsor: Joseph May
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
adventure, education, fantasy, forgiveness, funny, history, imagination, life, mystery, people, places, romance, visionary
What a Liar
Eve Rules
Adam Drools {Joseph Spence }
My garden
Beg Your Pardon
Succalant Mango
Let's Tango
Vineyard
Man Work Hard
More grapes
Apples Ate
Bare Essance
My preference
Why Oh Why
Did Adam Try
Cause Snaked Lied
And Humanity Died
Written by
Aaron Butcher
Categories:
humorous,
Liar In Layers Lying
When you think you are camouflaged, it makes me fu*king laugh.
Don't you know that it's easy knowing what and how you do.
Can't you see the fact that I've been watching you.
You make me fu*king sick and make me want to fu*king puke.
I'm taking all of the doubt, bringing in all of the time.
When I make it rhyme, I reject all of your kind.
Liar in layers lying.
Hiding in the back, hiding in the front.
Hiding in the fact, that lying is your stunt.
Secrets and all your lies,
behind the emission.
Staying in disguise,
fu*king fu*ker
I hope you suffer.
Wish your life to be full in terror,
Inside each and every single mirror.
Written by
Alfonso II Warally Ngengethe Mussabwa Chris
Categories:
12th grade, angst, funny, imagery, metaphor, poetry, song,
A Liar Being Lied
A liar was
Lying on the road
And being lied
By some professional liars.
May 9/2023
By Alfonso Warally Ngengethe
Mussabwa Chris