Humorous and funny Epyllion poems and/or funny poems about Epyllion. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Epyllion funny poems!
Written by
Kash Poet
Categories:
allegory, funny,
From Lion To Cat
Back home
the lion of the office
turns to a cat
© kash poet
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Placement: 3rd; (October 2012)
Contest: Single Senryu
Sponsor: Susan Burch
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Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous, image,
Leo the Lion
I'm Leo the Lion, I am, I am
From the mystical world of the Astrology
I'm generous, strong and warmhearted
That's if you believe in symbology
Not making this up, check it out
Masculine, positive and extroverted
If I listen too carefully, my head will swell
Which should definitely be averted
My wife suggested widening the doorways
Or I might severely injure my brain
Methinks my honey's being a bit facetious
But I love her a bunch just the same
I'm Leo the Lion, I am, I am
Just a fun loving guy who enjoys life
They also say I'm very broad-minded
Love broads but don't tell my wife!
© Jack Ellison 2014
Written by
Gerard Keogh Jr.
Categories:
food, funny, husband, places
Food Lion, Fayetteville, North Carolina
Her list includes croutons and jelly and jam,
as I read down, I see knockwurst and ham.
Bananas and tuna, pick up Borax and Bold,
if there's no Zest, then get Palmolive Gold.
Orange juice and lemons, Pepsi and Sprite,
ice cream and cookies for our guests tonight.
I arrive on line nine with it all and croutons.
It rings up, I reach in..I forgot the coupons.
Written by
Barry Stebbings
Categories:
animal, humorous,
My Pet Lion
My Pet Lion
I took my pet lion to my dentist
Because he had tooth decay.
Now, my lion's tooth is still there
But my dentist has gone away.
Barry Stebbings
22/04/2016
Contest Tall Tales in Short Form
Sponsored by Casarah Nance
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
funny
Lamb/Lion
(oh, boy, when I posted this, it totally skipped my mind to mention, this was written for a
friend who is not associated with the Soup. But anyway, I also think the Brian here at Soup is
another lamb of a man! lUv, Andrea)
A lamb of a man, name of Brian
just hates to hear pretty gals cryin’.
To calls of distress
from each poetess
he races with zeal of a lion.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
funny,
Leo the Lion
I'm Leo the Lion, I am, I am
From the mystical world of the Astrology
I'm generous, strong and warmhearted
That's if you believe in symbology
Not making this up, check it out
Masculine, positive and extroverted
If I listen too carefully, my head will swell
Which should definitely be averted
My wife suggested widening the doorways
Or I might severely injure my brain
Methinks my honey's being a bit facetious
But I love her a bunch just the same
I'm Leo the Lion, I am, I am
Just a fun loving guy who enjoys life
They also say I'm very broad-minded
Love broads but don't tell my wife!
Written by
Rory Hannan
Categories:
humorous
There Is a Lion Sleeping In My Shed
There is a lion sleeping in my shed
I dread to think what it's dreaming of
I hope it's not me but my friend Ed
There is more of him to be chewed on
See there aren't many Zebras round these parts
That graze in my garden or near by parks
Next door have a chiwawa that never shuts up
A tasty snack when he wakes up
But for now I'll just let him sleep
Written by
Elton Camp
Categories:
funny
Liberating the Lion
Liberating the Lion
By Elton Camp and Maria Camp
A PETA two went to the zoo
Some cages they’d undo
A lion they freed
And with much speed
He promptly ran them through
Written by
Terry Reeves
Categories:
cat, crazy, environment, for him, how i feel, humorous, irony,
Dont Forget To Bring Your Lion
My husband wants a big pussy - he's crazy,
draped over chaise-lounge in conservatory,
I said that it would cost a fortune to feed,
to have such an adornment, there is no need.
It would demolish the neighbour's tabby cat,
cause indentations, droppings, wherever it sat;
he said: 'Don't worry, I'll take it for trainimg,'
glimpses of rosettes whenever it's raining.
There might even be pregnant paws, pushing
me aside with it's ****, going thro' open doors,
I'll have to warn friends when they come round:
'It's sleeping now, for godssake don't make a sound.'
So forestall such grandiose ideas whatever you do,
I said to him: 'Please take that cat back to the bloody zoo!'
Written by
Eve Roper
Categories:
funny, relationship,
Dorothy and the Lion
Wicked Witch of the West always jealous
Her green skin couldn't be seen near the trellis.
Cackling at Dorothy, you’re
Not in Kansas anymore
Scarecrows are all you will get for fellas.
What happens in your world is your problem.
It's what's in your heart and soul, a poem.
The lion beast I will meet;
A heart that will kiss my feet.
Flashing a smile, he will use a condom.
Written by
Carol Mitra
Categories:
humor,
A Hungry Lion
There was a lion who never felt full
So one day he went and ate an entire bull
He felt so good he just kept on roaring
A hunter heard him and bullets were pouring
Full of bull now, he did not know what befell him.
20.11.2020.
Quin-to Poem.
Limerick.
Written by
Christopher Delegans
Categories:
funny, work,
The Lion Tamer
Given an impossible task to vigorously chase
Based on something nobody else wanted to face
With no support expectations were delivered coldly
Blindly thrown into the thick of things to navigate boldly
I’m the one who manhandled the lion down a back staircase
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
humor,
Mountain Goat and Mountain Lion
Mountain goat and mountain lion
Some jokes that had people cry’n
They were dumb and lame
Who else could we blame?
They fell on deaf ears most of them dy’n.
Written by
Beverly Robertson
Categories:
funny,
A Lion named Lou
There once was a Lion named Lou,
who thought he was tougher than you.
He got into a fight,
On the wrong night,
and got beat by a kanga-kung fu!
Written by
Tahira Parveen
Categories:
animal, funny, humorous, love,
Lion sleeps tonight
Falling asleep while waiting for you
Trying to keep my eyes open
I don’t know why you didn’t turn up
You said you’d come
I bought a lovely rose for you
Still waiting its past midnight
I’m sober not drunk
I’ll wait for you sweetheart
I’ll be awake